I Time-Traveled to the Han Dynasty, and Huo Qubing Calls Me Great-Grandma

The unflappable, knife-wielding, cackling fox who treats the sky falling as a chance to use a blanket VS the cool-headed, decisive, arrogant loner, an all-around battle god

Xu Zhichui transmigrates to the Han Dynasty during Emperor Wu's reign.

The good news: She's the sister of Huo Qubing, the top warrior and rich young heir of the Han Dynasty.

The bad news: Only in name.

Even worse, she and he happen to have a little history...

She was forcibly packed into his luggage and made to change her surname to become part of his family.

Thinking that she'd just have to stick it out for four years, then they could each go their separate ways and return to their own families,

Huo Zhichui quickly understood the invisible message constantly written across her all-powerful brother's face: "Anyone who tries to cling to me will die!"

She put her old hand at doing as little as possible to good use, systematically slacking off at the Wei residence:

When her brother took his seat, she picked her teeth. When he put on a cold face, she laughed.

When he lectured her, she let her mind wander. When he slipped, she poured oil.

Her string of antics successfully made Huo Qubing lower his guard and stop being wary of her.

It also left Huo Zhichui completely baffled.

The time limit passed, and her cheap brother was not only fine,

but getting healthier by the day. Living past seventy was no dream!

Even worse, the way he looked at her was getting more and more strange.

He'd gone from icy disdain to tenderness like flowing water...

Get a grip! This is a beauty trap! He only wants revenge for the time you made him lose face!

Just as she was warning herself again and again, the pampered Old Madam Wei appeared before her with a kitchen knife, looking terrifyingly imposing:

"Mother, are you trying to run away again?! I won't let you get away this time!"

Huo Zhichui broke down: What kind of plot is this? The history books never said anything about it!

The hero's blurb:

The first time Huo Qubing met her, the weird girl with a smile that didn't reach her eyes

showed him what it meant to be utterly humiliated.

He had never suffered a setback in his life, and silently marked his enemy in his heart:

Jinx.

When they met again, they became siblings with no blood ties.

In public, they acted like the perfect brother and sister.

In private, he shouted in his heart:

What a pain.

Out of filial duty, he was forced to bring this so-called younger sister back to Chang'an with him.

Watching her flatter him with her words while never crossing the line,

he sneered inwardly:

Put on an act.

His beloved maternal grandmother was losing her mind and recognized only Huo Zhichui as family.

Huo Qubing was helpless, but then he saw her put away her playful smile

and care for the old woman with the utmost tenderness.

He was deeply surprised:

Confusing.

With her in the house, everything went well and the family lived in harmony.

Huo Qubing realized he couldn't take his eyes off Huo Zhichui.

Yet she never came close to him.

For the first time in his life, he tasted something he'd never felt before:

Panic.

Determined, he insisted on keeping her by his side forever.

When asked why, Huo Qubing smiled and said:

"She is not my sister, but rather...

my wife."

SC, HE

The story mainly focuses on the Wei family's love and everyday life, an unconventional child-rearing tale. Slice-of-life, slow burn, ensemble cast, no inner-court scheming.

The leads are not blood-related, and the romance begins in the middle.

PS: The heroine has more than one suitor, so it's a little Mary Sue.

The heroine's historical knowledge is patchy and limited.

Some historical events in this story have been shifted in time, but their outcomes remain unchanged.

The heroine has no golden finger or System.

Huo Qubing has a special ability that targets transmigrators, though he doesn't know it himself.

The historical anecdotes about Wei Qing in this story belong to Wei Qing himself.

Wei Bu and Wei Guang won't be included...

Since the author is writing in the modern day, some of the words used are bound to be from after the Han Dynasty. Please bear with it if you don't like that.

Theme: Memories may disappear, but love lasts forever