The Sword Cultivator Keeps Prostrating Herself to Win Back Her Wife

Feng Jia gets transported into a xianxia story game she cleared not long ago.

The good news: she has a divine sword that deals 99,000 damage in one hit.

The bad news: she used that sword to kick NPCs and punch bosses, treated the System like it didn't exist, dismissed the plot as garbage, and thoroughly offended every living creature in the game.

The only person who can save her is Lin Jinyao, the healer she abandoned, who used to be her bound support.

Lin Jinyao's stats were average, and her healing was nothing special. Feng Jia kept her around through the beginner stages only because she was free and easy to get. After finding a better healer, Feng Jia took away all of Lin Jinyao's equipment, experience, and energy. Then, to boost her new healer's power, she tried to refine Lin Jinyao into pills and supplements for her new favorite.

From then on, Lin Jinyao's hostility meter turned so red it was practically black. Feng Jia was scared of her even through the screen.

To save her own skin, Feng Jia puts on a newbie secret identity and drops to her knees in front of Lin Jinyao. “Sis, save my hide and I'll be your dog!”

On her first day in the game, she hides her identity and begs forgiveness on her knees.

In her first month, she clings to the healer's leg, yapping like a dog, and gradually gets carried away.

In her first year, she thrives under the protection of the healer bigwig, crowing that conquering this little cultivation world was a piece of cake!

Then she looks back and realizes her secret identity is full of holes, as good as running around naked.

And Lin Jinyao, who should hate her to the bone? She protects Feng Jia, loves her, and treats her as her own life. Even as she falls into the abyss of the demon realm in Feng Jia's place, she still presses Feng Jia's hand to her chest. “For you, all of this is just a game. How could you possibly have a heart?”

[They seem like sworn enemies, but are secretly in love with each other]

1. A quiet, ruthless, lovesick healer × a sharp-tongued, soft-kneed, goofy sword cultivator

2. One-on-one romance, happy ending

3. This story has been running for two years. The author is still patching things up and wrapping it up...

Violent voice actor who picks fights (Zhuang Yuzi) × powerful, scheming producer who bullies the weak (Wei Jin)

A tragic tale of “a first love at school, where a tough girl pretends to be gay and cruelly toys with the feelings of a top student. Years later, they meet again at work. The tough girl is really gay now and still loves her ex-wife, but the ex-wife has become her vengeful boss.”

What goes around comes around! No one escapes fate!

Synopsis:

The first time Yuzi fell out with Wei Jin was at a rural middle school.

Short-haired, tough-girl ringleader Yuzi deceived the feelings of Wei Jin, a straight-A student with long, straight black hair. She hugged and kissed the girl, had her way with her, then Wei Jin discovered that Yuzi didn't actually like girls.

The second time Yuzi fell out with Wei Jin was at the final voice-acting audition, twelve years later.

Yuzi thinks a job offer from a major studio is all but guaranteed, but producer Wei Jin is on the panel, and she gets rejected before she can even speak. Yuzi corners Wei Jin and demands an explanation. Wei Jin pulls out an old video from their breakup, showing Yuzi kneeling to apologize.

“Isn't that reason enough?”

Yuzi nearly grinds her back teeth to dust.

She almost forgot that Wei Jin isn't some delicate, helpless flower. Even back in school, she was a super-scheming woman with a grudge who could turn the tables on Yuzi.

The first five seconds of the video show Wei Jin bumping into a schoolmate and sweetly greeting her. Then the camera turns ninety degrees toward a blind spot. Yuzi, who used to be unbeatable across the whole school, is on the ground like a dog, silently enduring her ex-wife's punishment with handprint bruises swelling on both cheeks.

Twelve years later, Wei Jin has won again. The way she walks off with her designer handbag seems to tell Yuzi: that pretty, prim good girl who transferred to the town back then was always someone you could never reach.

So Yuzi says to Wei Jin, “I don't know why you chose to get engaged if you like women, but if you can't give me a fair and impartial job offer, I'll tell your fiancé you're into women.”

Wei Jin scoffs dismissively. “You want to work for me that badly?”

Yes. She insists on wanting too much, and she deserves what she gets.

After she starts the job, she doesn't want to voice the background roles in a brothel scene, so her producer ex-wife drags her over to learn how to moan in person.

One time she talks back and brings up their middle school romance, and her ex-wife sends her off to a cold, impoverished, R-rated girls' love production.

She'll always be young, always lose her mind when her ex-wife gets engaged, and always impulsively buy a pair of white-and-mint matching rings that no one will wear with her, leaving her in debt and shackled to a lifetime as a corporate drone by her capitalist ex-wife.

Zhuang Yuzi deserves it. But if she didn't, how would she catch her ex-wife secretly saving the raw audio of her sex scene and playing it over and over, forty-nine times a day for a month? How would she witness her producer create a string of burner accounts to debunk the rumors after netizens ship them as a couple? And how would she get the chance, after the business engagement between the Wei and Song families to appease their elders falls through, to use her fists again? No, her hands, to make her stubborn ex-wife cry and admit that she likes her.

“Wei Jin, Producer Wei, Boss Jin, you still want me, don't you?”

Yuzi pins her against the wall just like she used to bully the top student back then. Using the skills her ex-wife trained into her, she softly teases, “The scenes in the show are all fake. Don't you want to hear the real thing?”

Theme: Even if the game is virtual, love is real.