[Everyone's Favorite Bottom / Split-Personality Top]
Qi Cheng was a failed specimen from a research institute in the apocalypse. His weak body left him gasping after three steps and stopping after five, and life was miserable. Then he died.
After his death, a vicious villain System told him it would assign him a job. As long as he was good-looking and knew how to die, he was qualified.
Qi Cheng thought he fit the bill: he was handsome, and dying came easily to him. There was no way a job could be that easy, right? Delighted, he accepted.
But the protagonists, who should have killed him without hesitation, only said things like:
"Baby, let me kiss you. I'd give you my life."
"Baby, you're so mean to me. I know you care about me."
[The Gold-Digging, Temperamental Kept Lover]
System: You're a delicate canary who can only survive thanks to your sugar daddy. Your mission is to throw unreasonable tantrums all day, make him loathe you, and then be abandoned and die miserably on the street.
Qi Cheng conscientiously carried out his mission. He bathed in fresh milk, changed chefs every three days, and insisted that the day's vegetables be freshly picked and flown in. Just because he didn't want to get his new shoes dirty, he even made his sugar daddy, a billionaire, carry him out of bed.
Everything was going smoothly. So why was his sugar daddy's younger brother working so hard to master cooking just to please him? Why did his sugar daddy's business partner invite him to trade up for someone better? And why did his sugar daddy pin him against the bed and whisper, "Baby, I'll work hard. I can give you everything you want. Don't leave me."
[The Stupid, Rebellious Adopted Son of a Wealthy Family]
System: You're an adopted son of unknown origins in a wealthy family. Your cold father holds your life and death in his hands, and your two older brothers control your allowance. Your mission is to act out at home, get lost in material pleasures outside, and keep stringing along rich men until your father's aide coldly kills you.
Qi Cheng made a scene at home and acted sweet and obedient outside to swindle people out of their money. At last, the moment came when his deeds were exposed and his reputation ruined.
But the brothers who should have hated him asked why he'd been seeing those sleazy men outside and whether they'd done something wrong. The rich man he'd swindled even climbed over a wall just to see him, while his cold father said he could give him anything except his freedom.
[The False God Who Deceives the World]
System: You're a useless human in a world of magic, but you've impersonated a god for your own selfish reasons. Your mission is to spend every day in drunken revelry, disregarding everyone's feelings, until the real god exposes you and you vanish before everyone's eyes.
When the real god returned, Qi Cheng prepared to accept his fate.
"You wouldn't want anyone to find out about this, would you?" The real god said that as long as Qi Cheng obeyed, he wouldn't expose him. His faithful followers went so far as to kill a god to bury the truth.
In the end, the atheist fell to his knees at the god's feet. "My God..."
[The Useless Elf in a Pay-to-Win Game]
[The Scheming Fake First Love]
Theme: Take responsibility for yourself
