[Harry Potter] My Ex-Boyfriend Is a Superstar

Good news: Your classmate has become a superstar.

Bad news: He's your ex-boyfriend.

"Quidditch's New Star, Oliver Wood," reads the headline on the front page of the Daily Prophet.

So you start going to all his matches, rain or shine, sitting in the stands with the fans of his opposing team.

Theme: Only children think they have to choose.