[I'm going to put this story on hold for a while and gather some inspiration before updating again. So sorry!]
A blood curse descended upon Lin Shusheng.
Lin Shusheng: Whoever the hell wants this huge responsibility can take it!
The ghosts: Q_Q No listening! We want a taste, some blood, feed us...
Lin Shusheng had been plagued by all kinds of demons and ghosts since childhood. He never imagined that, after starting college, he would meet the ghost who was supposedly his destined match. He wanted to turn and run, but the other grabbed him, and somehow they ended up bound by a blood pact.
Lin Shusheng (blushing): ...I'm an innocent, inexperienced college guy! I've never even held a girl's hand. How can I enter into this kind of pact with a male ghost?!
Qi Yue (vein throbbing): ...You think I wanted this?
Of course, Qi Yue isn't the only one coveting this delectable morsel that is Lin Shusheng.
[The domineering, rich, fashionable, young King of Hell]
--Stick with me, and you won't have to worry about food, drink, or fun. I've got money to spend on you and all the time in the world to keep you entertained. If it makes you happy, I'll kill ghosts for your amusement every day.
[The fearsomely powerful, celibate Immortal Venerable from the cultivation world]
--Such a refined gentleman as you, why not follow me... (launches into an archaic literary spiel)
[The protagonist's love rival: a scheming, mysterious, gentle exchange student who's a top-tier seme]
--I'm the only normal person here. Choose me. Just feed me a little blood every now and then, and I promise to take very good care of you (turns around with an evil smile).
To break the blood pact, he has to win three people's sincere affection, which will weaken the loyalty binding both parties to the pact. Those three hearts belong to the handsome King of Hell, the muscular Immortal Venerable who speaks in classical prose, and the mysterious, aggressive exchange student.
To save his life, and more importantly, to break this damn blood pact with Qi Yue, Lin Shusheng steels himself and makes a painful decision: To stay alive, I'm willing to sacrifice everything (including my innocence)!
(The other person rejected your request to drink his blood, then shot you a flirtatious glance through fluttering lashes.)
[1] Pretend to twist your ankle and collapse weakly into the King of Hell's arms: I don't want your money, I only want... you~ Oh, you naughty ghost~
(Internal monologue: It's finals week and I haven't written my course paper yet. It counts for 30% of my grade, bro. Stop wasting time and fall for me already...)
[2] While asking the Immortal Venerable to teach you swordplay, casually praise him: Wow! Giegie~ Your hands are so big, way bigger than mine~~
(Internal monologue: That brat has endless energy every damn day...)
[3] Deliberately create a dangerous situation, then cower behind the exchange student: It's so dark and scary... It'd be nice if big brother could free up one hand and hold me a little tighter...
(Internal monologue: Hurry up and finish this fight. If I don't get to the cafeteria soon, I'll miss out on the braised chicken rice, damn it!)
Everything goes extremely smoothly. Just as Lin Shusheng is counting his victories, he suddenly feels like he's forgotten something.
Qi Yue corners him step by step, laughing in fury.
My best friend stabbed me in the back, my boss harassed me, my mother-in-law made things difficult for me, and my husband abandoned me, which made me despair. I was born in Jinjiang in my next life. Click on the column v my favorites to listen to my cool revenge plan! "This time travel prohibits the reformation of dangerous villains", refuses brainless reformation, presides over a life of revenge, smears the protagonist's face, and leads the crazy batch of dangerous villains to the pinnacle of life! "Korean Comic Weak Suffering Explosive Change Plan [Quickly Travel]", the bloody humiliation wipes everything, pitiful white-flowered Explosive Change crazy wild wolf, mastering every scumbag attack, this counterattack is great! "Forcibly married by an old enemy who confessed his love before escaping", the enemy's affectionate confession before death was not for the purpose of disgusting people?! The romantic A pretends to be O just to marry his old enemy. They are two strong men, aren't they? Sisters, you don't even care about this?!