Marry Me? I'll Go Crazy Raising You

. After Yun Zheng dies from heart failure, he transmigrates into a melodramatic novel as a young master who causes endless trouble and is doomed to die horribly.

In the book, his family conspires to marry him off to Mu Lianyun, a disabled tycoon. After the wedding, he sets fires, poisons him, and cheats on him, going all out until the villainous Mu Lianyun feeds him to the dogs.

Actually feeds him to the dogs.

Yun Zheng: ...To hell with these ridiculous, melodramatic tropes. I just want to live!

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Yun Zheng is in poor health. After the marriage, he works on recuperating with herbal medicine while taking on the responsibility of caring for Mu Lianyun.

Part 1

When a villain from the Mu family comes to seize the family assets, Yun Zheng clutches his chest and falls to the ground, trembling as he says, "Why must you drive us, a widowed father and orphan, to our deaths?"

The villain, who has just picked up a vase: ...I didn't even touch you!

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Part 2

A business rival sends someone to humiliate Mu Lianyun and launch a psychological attack. Yun Zheng breaks down and wails, "Well said! I'm going to end my life right now. I'll find a rope and hang myself outside your house."

The rival is so scared he loses his mind and has the railings outside his house ground down that very night.

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Part 3

An evil doctor secretly switches Mu Lianyun's medicine. Yun Zheng spits blood and reaches toward the bottle. "Dah Lang, this medicine... it's poisoned!"

The doctor, who's been eavesdropping: ??!

Mu Lianyun: ...

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Yun Zheng faithfully shields his sugar daddy from behind, beating up anyone who might drive him to villainy and giving him an uplifting pep talk every day.

"I believe your legs will definitely get better!"

Mu Lianyun glances at his completely insensate legs. His hand slowly clenches, an unnameable emotion stirring in his eyes. "All right."

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Before Mu Lianyun recovers from his disability, Yun Zheng packs up his little bundle and quietly leaves.

He finds a secluded seaside villa, sunbathes during the day, and enjoys the sea breeze at night. His leisurely life couldn't be more pleasant.

Then one day, someone pulls Yun Zheng off his raft while he's sunbathing.

Through the hazy mist, a tall, striking man rises from the water, droplets glistening as they slide down his wheat-colored skin.

Mu Lianyun gazes at Yun Zheng's bewildered eyes. His voice is hoarse, his eyes bloodshot. "I've found you."

Yun Zheng is delighted and nods. "You're standing now."

Mu Lianyun narrows his eyes, his tone turning dangerous. "You don't seem surprised."

Yun Zheng: ...QAQ I forgot to pretend.

A gentle, sickly, unhinged beauty shou x a possessive, sinister tycoon gong

"Halfway into the depths, I suddenly saw the light of day."

"You are a beam of light shining into my dark life."

Please add my next novel, What's Daddy's Daddy Called?, to your reading list

Bai Sui dies unexpectedly and transmigrates into a story about a real and fake young master as a spirit. His mission is to stop the villain from turning evil.

In the original story, the villain Ji Xingzhi is the real young master. After going missing for over a decade, he's found and brought home. Jealous that the male lead got to live the life that should have been his, his mind becomes completely twisted, and he takes up a terrifying life of murder, arson, poisoning, and kidney harvesting.

To complete his mission, Bai Sui invents the identity of "your second great-uncle who died young" to get close to Ji Xingzhi.

It's cold, so Bai Sui conjures a pair of padded trousers. "You look the most handsome with the trouser legs tucked into your socks."

Dressed in black from head to toe, wearing a baseball cap, the cold and ruthless school bully Ji Xingzhi stares at the Northeastern-style floral padded trousers that suddenly appear on him: ...

Ji Xingzhi skips class and gets into a brawl. Bai Sui treats everyone equally, winds up, and slaps every person there, then collapses from weakness after absorbing too much yang energy.

"I'm not here to talk you out of it. I'm here to back you up."

Ji Xingzhi catches him. His cold expression cracks bit by bit, and his voice trembles. "What would make you feel better?"

Bai Sui's exquisite eyes turn red, his expression achingly pitiful, and his figure grows a little fainter. "Go, go... study and come first in class, and I'll get better."

Ji Xingzhi: …

With Bai Sui occasionally telling him, "Call me Dad, or Ancestor. If you don't, go study," or "You have to eat chocolate-and-strawberry-flavored incense ash from a 999-silver censer," but mostly just keeping him company, Ji Xingzhi's violent aura fades away. He cuts ties with his dysfunctional family, turns his grades around, and goes on to ace his college entrance exams, attend university, get a job, and buy a house. He's about to go head-to-head with the male lead.

When the transmigration bureau asks how the mission is going, Bai Sui assures them, "Love is an unselfish emotion that can resolve conflicts and erase divisions. The mission is absolutely going well."

Ji Xingzhi, who is always watching Bai Sui, frowns. "Who do you love?"

Before Bai Sui can even react, Ji Xingzhi effortlessly crushes the male lead with a few casual moves.

Crushes him!!!

Bai Sui: What happened to love and peace?

Ji Xingzhi, innocently: Heh, now he's at peace.

Bai Sui: Waah X~X

The world is nowhere near returning to normal, and Ji Xingzhi is getting stranger too.

One day, he takes out a red thread and a talisman, intending to make Bai Sui appear and tie them together with the thread.

The villain has not only crushed the male lead but also wants to go gay. Can the plot get any more broken?

Bai Sui refuses again and again, flustered and panicking. "The living and the dead belong to different worlds. I'm just a ghost with no flesh or blood. I can't live happily ever after with a human..."

The next second, Ji Xingzhi smiles gently. "If you're just a ghost, then who's been possessing me every night to order heaps of lamb skewers, chicken hearts, and duck necks?"

Bai Sui: !! When did he find out?

Faced with the approaching talisman and his body slowly coming into view, Bai Sui makes one last attempt to resist. "I-I still have something to say!"

"I don't have a second great-uncle." Ji Xingzhi holds one end of the red thread, his gaze deep and dangerous.

A restrained yet feverish kiss lands on the corner of Bai Sui's eye.

"You succeeded in making me fall in love..."

-Extra scene

After being summoned to bed three nights in a row, Bai Sui angrily scolds Ji Xingzhi for having no humanity. "I'm your elder! I need to rest!"

Ji Xingzhi narrows his eyes. That night, he keeps hold of Bai Sui's ankle and asks in a low, husky voice, "What are you called?"

Bai Sui completely breaks down. "...Dad!"

A kind-hearted, soft-tempered shou x a loyal puppy on the inside, unhinged on the outside, and scheming gong

Theme: People should treat one another with basic kindness and sincerity, and repay those who have helped them.