I’m truly sorry. I had to stop updating during serialization because of things going on in real life, and the outline still needs work. Once I’ve sorted it out, I’ll rewrite the whole story.
[My completed healing story next door, “What?! I Can Hear Cats Talking?”, is ready to read.]
Blurb:
Shi Qiu transmigrates into a book, becoming the fake heiress: a vicious, sickly cannon-fodder supporting character in an old-school CEO romance, whose job is to push the hero and heroine’s relationship forward. Today is the day she fails to bully the real heiress, the heroine, and gets so angry she dies and exits the story.
Just as she assumes her mission will be the same as in every other transmigration novel, winning over the male lead, the System announces her task:
[Congratulations, Host! You have been bound to the Vocabulary Memorization System. Please start memorizing words as soon as possible to earn life points!]
Shi Qiu, who spent four years coasting through her English major, is stunned. What is this, I tucked you into my pocket and you kicked me into a ditch?
But the prospect of a huge reward proves too tempting, and in the end she agrees.
It’s just memorizing words, right? Easy. I’ll crush it.
Given a second chance at life, she decides to keep a low profile, make money in the spotlight, survive to the end, and get herself a male model.
What she doesn’t know, as she tries to avoid the protagonists’ drama, is that the male lead has awakened and been bound to a CEO System.
His target is her.
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Something big has happened in Jiangcheng recently: the arrogant, domineering daughter of the Shi family isn’t their biological child!
Once the news breaks, the real heiress, Shi Qian, earns everyone’s sympathy and goes from a nobody to a rising star overnight.
The online crowd, always eager to watch the drama unfold, recommends Shi Qiu and Shi Qian to the director of the reality show My Boring Life.
When the two are announced as contestants, Shi Qian’s comment section explodes:
[Girl, I’m a professional hater. Say the word and I’ll become a paid troll and destroy her.]
[Girl, I’m on my school debate team. Say the word and I’ll become your bestie and roast her mercilessly.]
[Girl, I’m a professional college student. Say the word and I’ll become a delinquent with dyed blond hair, hop on my scooter, and kidnap that fake heiress.]
Everyone expects to laugh at Shi Qiu, but soon they realize the fake heiress isn’t at all what they imagined.
Shouldn’t she be constantly picking on the real heiress? Why is she always poring over a vocabulary book?
Shi Qiu: I’m preparing for the college entrance exams.
Shouldn’t she be desperately chasing after the real heiress’s fiancé? Why is she pretending he doesn’t exist?
Shi Qiu: You know how it is. I’ve been blind since I was a kid.
Shouldn’t she be a pampered young lady who can’t handle the slightest hardship? Is this street-food vendor flipping a huge wok really the same person?
Shi Qiu: I’m just trying to find a way forward for English majors everywhere.
Netizens: My Boring Life × Shi Qiu’s Interesting Life √
Sisters fighting over a man?
No, no, no. Sisters joining forces to roast an idiot √
A little scene:
To make money, Shi Qiu picks up her old trade: running a street-food stall.
Looking at her stall, with its sign reading “Fried Rice / Fried Noodles / English to Chinese / Chinese to English,” Shi Qiu is delighted. That is, if you overlook He Cheng and Shi Qian standing guard on either side of the stall every night like door gods.
Shi Qian: Stay away from my little sister.
He Cheng: Who do you think you are?
Shi Qiu watches them argue, eyes wide, while frantically flipping through the original novel until her hands are practically throwing off sparks.
Wait, weren’t they the star-crossed lovers from a bittersweet romance who fall in love and fight five hundred times? How are they fighting without being in love?
As the tension between them grows, Shi Qiu, caught in the middle, timidly raises her little spatula. “Um, could you go argue somewhere else? You’re blocking my customers...”
A heroine who calmly goes a little crazy and never lets anyone walk all over her x a male lead who overthinks everything and falls for her on his own
Theme: Learn English well
Finally updated! I almost forgot
Great English college student, I can never be you in this life, after all, I have been failing in English all year round 😭
"The whole country" is a big thorn in the side of the author. Li Hua's friends are not all over the country, but all over the world.
I can tell from the author's words that you are definitely a person who thrives on surfing the Internet.
I didn't expect you to be such a male protagonist 😏😏😏
Oh my God! To do this kind of thing, Shi Qian will not be a person who traveled through time, traveled through books, or was reborn[666]
Author, do you know why no one commented? Because knowledge entered my brain in a despicable way, causing my brain to become clogged 💔
I feel happy when I see the male protagonist feel cold
This is really a brother. He must let his sister die.
Who is this, cousin?