I-Person Doctor, E-Person Patient

Pre-collection of "The President is on a Business Trip in Chengdu", "Don't Open an Umbrella Indoors", "My Abeibei is Missing", please collect it [Doctors attacked by rich people] The meaning of the song is that I have been working as a psychological counselor for male sexual dysfunction in the Department of Urology for 25 years. Originally, I have the i attribute, but I am still asked all kinds of strange questions by patients every day. "Doctor, why can't I do that well?" The meaning of the song is: "Oh, that one doesn't work well, so don't use that one." "Doctor, why can't I satisfy my boyfriend every time?" The meaning of the song is: "Well, then you just lie down and let him satisfy you." "Doctor, I have a friend who always wants to reward himself." Qu Zhiyi took a closer look and saw that the man in front of him was in a suit and leather shoes, with deep and cold eyebrows. He was very handsome. He clenched his fist and coughed softly: "Well, there are more rewards than ever before. You are not allowed to reward yourself again in the future, you know." * Ding Yancheng has been an e-person for 28 years, but he is also the CEO, so he is half i and half e. Because Fa Xiao often rewards himself but is too embarrassed to go to the hospital, Ding Yancheng went to the men's department for Fa Xiao. The new doctor is cute and has a good personality. He attracts people at first sight. In order to find out the meaning of the song, he asked on his mobile phone every day: "My friend still needs further treatment, can we make an appointment?" "My friend is not very optimistic about life recently. Can we make an appointment?" "My friend... Let's make an appointment?" * Although Ding Yancheng is 1.9 Meters tall, has a lot of muscles, and has money. But Qu Zhiyi always regarded Ding Yancheng as a young man who had gone astray, so he was unprepared every time he met Ding Yancheng. Until that time, two people were drinking in a bar and went to bed while drinking. When she woke up the next day, Qu Zhiyi was shocked when she saw the ridiculously handsome man beside her pillow and her waist that hurt so much that it made people question their life. He, he, he's not... Can't he? 1. Copy written on December 3, 2023 ——————————————— Advance payment: Tsundere CEO × Shareholder On the first day after arriving in Chengdu, Gu Heng was dragged by his partner to the most popular gay bar in the area. A group of people exchanged drinks in the booth and drank until early in the morning. In the end, before the contract was signed, the partner left with a little boy in his arms. Gu Heng was left dizzy and came out of the bar, and stumbled into the arms of a man. After a romantic night, looking at the empty bed and the empty check on the bedside table, Gu Heng said, "Fuck, who are you treating as a duck?" Then he turned around, picked up the pen, and wrote on the check: 999999999.99 Yuan. If there were not only these few boxes, he would definitely write until he went bankrupt! * Because the contract hadn't been signed yet, Gu Heng had to stay in Chengdu, but was told that the person he was connecting with had temporarily been replaced by the group's major shareholder. The major shareholder is surprisingly young, tall and long-legged, doesn't talk much, and looks at people with a fierce look. Gu Heng narrowed his eyes: Hmm... He should be a difficult person to deal with. He stretched out his hand: "Hello, Mr. Li." Li Wenye raised his eyelids and looked him up and down: "Well, is your waist okay?" Gu Heng didn't understand what he meant: "Uh. What?" Li Wenye raised his hand and touched his lower back: "I had to leave that morning because I had something to do." "..." Gu Heng was confused, his mind went blank, and he was shocked. He pointed at Li Wenye tremblingly: "You, you!" Li Wenye nodded calmly: "It's me." * Li Wenye, a high school dropout, started from scratch and is worth hundreds of billions. Everyone in the circle wanted to put a golden pimple on him, but Gu Heng hated him so much when he saw him. Gu Heng: "When will the contract be signed?" Li Wenye: "My hands are itchy recently and I want to play ball." Gu Heng closed his eyes, endured, and made a reservation for him at the best billiard hall: "Can I sign it now?" Li Wenye: "Actually, I'm not very good at fighting, so you can teach me." Gu Heng gritted his teeth, endured it, and taught him step by step: "Can you sign it?" I didn't hear Li Wenye speak, but the two intertwined hands on the table became tighter and tighter. Gu Heng backed away in horror: "Li Wenye! I'm a straight man! Don't mess around!" Li Wenye blocked Gu Heng between himself and the table, looking at his red earlobes: "You were very comfortable that night, weren't you." Intention: Be calm and reject anxiety