Please don't read it, really don't read it, don't look it, don't look it, don't look it, it's really, really hard to watch, I was in a daze and wrote it randomly, please, otherwise you will scold me again after reading it, please (kneel down)
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Copywriting of this article:
Innocent little beauty*scheming and evil-faced attack
Yanqiu was a child who grew up in a wolf pile. In his short life of more than twenty years, he left Qin Ran twice.
For the first time, he was picked up by Qin Ran and put under someone else's roof. Facing Qin Ran, he was cautious and tried to please Qin Ran. But he heard Qin Ran say: "That fool? How could I like him? When I get what I want from him, he can go away."
He hid outside the door, heartbroken.
The second time, Yan Qiu was the long-lost son found by the rich man, and Qin Ran became a young and promising CEO.
Faced with Qin Ran's pursuit, Yan Qiu couldn't help but feel soft. He wanted to give Qin Ran another chance.
Yan Qiu likes Qin Ran so much that he puts everything he has in front of Qin Ran.
Qin Ran said that he didn't want to be alone when he returned home, so he sat on the sofa all night and waited.
Qin Ran said that love means treating the other person as the only one, so he cut off contact with everyone.
Qin Ran said that if he wanted to know everything about his past, he would tell it all without reservation.
But, what did he get for this switch?
When he had a high fever, he was locked in a room by Qin Ran and no one was allowed to see him.
Later, he was found dying and sent to the hospital. Due to lack of timely treatment, the burns reached his lungs and he did not survive that winter.
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I heard that Qin Ran was crazy.
He posted missing persons notices all over the world, traveled to every city without sleep, and even after being admitted to the ICU all night, he insisted on being discharged from the hospital to find someone. However, everyone who knew about it knew that the person he was looking for was already dead.
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After Yanqiu escaped from the hospital, she returned to the place where she used to live.
He established an animal rescue station, built an animal protection charity center, and became the youngest and most promising charity ambassador.
Lively and cheerful colleagues gave him gifts in various ways, and his gentle and gentlemanly boss drove him to and from get off work every day. Those were the most comfortable days for Yanqiu. Everything around him made him feel warm and at ease.
Only Qin Ran, after finding Yan Qiu, all his sharpness turned into endless humility.
He almost knelt on the ground and begged: "Xiaoqiu, I beg you, please look back at me, I can't live without you."
But Yanqiu gently shook off his hand:
"But I feel that I have truly come to life without you."
1. Copy written on March 5, 2023
2. If you don't change your attack, you will become a crematorium with ashes in the later stage. If you don't like it, you don't need money.
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[Doctors attacked by rich people]
Qu Zhiyi finally graduated after studying psychology for more than 20 years.
He happily came to the hospital to report, was happily welcomed into the department by his colleagues, and then happily discovered that his position was - urology department-male sexual dysfunction psychological counseling intern.
The meaning of the song: black people, question mark?
Receiving a colleague: "Hey, professional counterpart, isn't this all psychological consultation?"
A colleague said that it was not necessarily a functional problem, but could also be a psychological problem, so a psychological consultation room was set up. He was the first doctor to join the office, and he could become the attending doctor as long as he worked hard for less than a year.
The meaning of the song: Okay, okay, let's play it like this, right? I'm the only one in a department, do I still need to be promoted?
"Doctor, why can't I do that well?"
The meaning of the song is: "Oh, that one doesn't work well, so don't use that one."
"Doctor, why can't I satisfy my boyfriend every time?"
The meaning of the song is: "Well, then you just lie down and let him satisfy you."
"Doctor, I have a friend who always wants to reward himself."
Qu Zhiyi took a closer look, wow, what a handsome and "big" guy, what a pity.
He clenched his fist and coughed softly: "Well, there are more rewards than ever before. You are not allowed to reward yourself again in the future, you know."
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Because Fa Xiao often rewards himself but is too embarrassed to go to the hospital, Ding Yancheng went to the men's department for Fa Xiao.
The new doctor is cute and has a good personality. He attracts people at first sight.
In order to find out the meaning of the song, he asked every day:
"My friend still needs further treatment, can we make an appointment?"
"My friend is not very optimistic about life recently. Can we make an appointment?"
"My friend... Let's make an appointment?"
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Although Ding Yancheng is 1.9 Meters tall, has a lot of muscles, and has money.
But Qu Zhiyi always regarded Ding Yancheng as a rabbit that went astray, so he was unprepared every time he met Ding Yancheng.
Until that time, two people were drinking in a bar and went to bed while drinking.
When she woke up the next day, Qu Zhiyi was shocked when she saw the ridiculously handsome man beside her pillow and her waist that hurt so much that it made people question their life.
What I was thinking about was not: Knock! I was really pouted!
But: He, he, he still, for a long time?
1. Copy written on December 3, 2023
Purpose: Protect animals and protect nature
Reader comments
My smile turned into a scream as soon as it appeared, why is it a pit? ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? May I ask?
It took me zero seconds to guess that Su was stuck. Come and try it too! [Rainbow fart]
Luo "went into the house and didn't understand how Bai Xiyue opened..." This was a big bug for the author~
Great! Xiaoqiu just needs to be tough and don't be bullied by Qin Ran.
Wow, is it so real?
Oh, it's really great to be able to write. I wanted to give the newborn a whole mouthful of food and I held back 1k6 for three days... I hate it.
My smile turned into a scream as soon as it appeared, why is it a pit? ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? May I ask?
It took me zero seconds to guess that Su was stuck. Come and try it too! [Rainbow fart]
Luo "went into the house and didn't understand how Bai Xiyue opened..." This was a big bug for the author~
Great! Xiaoqiu just needs to be tough and don't be bullied by Qin Ran.
Wow, is it so real?
Oh, it's really great to be able to write. I wanted to give the newborn a whole mouthful of food and I held back 1k6 for three days... I hate it.