What Villain? That's My Wife

[The full novel costs less than a cup of bubble tea to subscribe to. Please support the official release. Pirated copies are everywhere, and the author is so broke they're practically dead, QAQ.] Yin Yundu is chosen by the System. His task is to guide a world-destroying villain onto the right path. The System's description of the villain: a lunatic who goes crazy all day long. Yin Yundu's first impression of the villain: what a sweet little darling. The first time Yin Yundu sees Cen Danxi in this lifetime, the boy looks no older than sixteen or seventeen. His still-youthful face is soft and sweet. Dressed in a snow-white robe embroidered with gold patterns, he stands among the flowers, quietly watching a sparrow perch on his shoulder. Yin Yundu calls his name. Cen Danxi can't hear him, but notices him anyway. His expression is blank and dazed. He parts his lips slightly, but no sound comes out. So sweet, so pitiful. Yin Yundu, acting like a lovesick creep: It was love at first sight. He's so sweet, so miserable, so adorable. He's so fragile. He needs me. I have to protect him, cherish him, love him, and take him home... System, horrified: Don't judge a book by its cover!!! What are you doing?! That's the villain! The world-destroying vi, beep The System is unilaterally muted. Yin Yundu, rubbing his hands together: Just shut up. I'm going to abduct my wife. Oh, well, oh, well. Maybe if he wins him over, the power of love will make it easier to guide the villain onto the right path. At first, everything seems sweet and tender. Yin Yundu bustles around, nourishing Cen Danxi's body, treating his old injuries, and teaching him to speak... Great, this is going well. The System has been reassured for less than two days when Yin Yundu gathers all the renowned secret techniques and ultimate killing moves from the sects and prominent clans. With shining eyes, he asks Cen Danxi which one he likes. The System breaks into a cold sweat and lets out a shrill screech: What are you teaching him?!!! Yin Yundu: To build up his strength. You're overthinking it. System: I can tell you have bad intentions, you, beep Yin Yundu: Shut up. Then the System watches helplessly as Yin Yundu takes Cen Danxi to attack the sect that once imprisoned him. Everyone in the sect gets kicked, and so does the dog that once barked at Cen Danxi. Cen Danxi stabs people, while Yin Yundu applauds and cheers him on. Cen Danxi pretends to hesitate. "Is this really okay?" Yin Yundu answers solemnly, "What's wrong with it? It's great! You're looking lively!" System, silent: ... System, numb: 6 What do you do when your Host has terminal lovesickness? There's no saving him. Let it all be destroyed. A shameless, irreverent scoundrel on top × a naturally dazed, crazy one on the bottom A story about two nutjobs who love a good time getting together and doing good deeds ( ) 1. The bottom looks sweet, pitiful, and helpless at first, but by the middle and end he is the strongest fighter in the whole book. 2. The top has many secret identities. He seems innocent, but is actually a pervert. 3. The bottom was never just a cute little darling, and the top always knew, but indulged him anyway. 4. Both of them are hopeless romantics. 2023.12.24 Coming Soon: Everyone says Xie Shuyou is strong and precocious, having single-handedly held the fractured Xie family together from a young age. They also say he's conceited about his talents, looking down on everyone with cold arrogance. Jiang Lian may not have spent much time with him, but he still feels that neither strength nor arrogance fits that person. That person was clearly a timid, tearful child who was afraid to sleep alone on stormy nights and would curl up in his arms, timidly calling him "Big Brother." As he grew older, he would tilt his little face up at him, cock his head, pick flowers to give him, and turn around with his hands behind his back to flash him a bright, innocent smile. If not for that accident, they might have been a couple everyone envied. But fate had other plans. Years later, when they meet again, Xie Shuyou walks past him indifferently, his cool expression suggesting he's completely forgotten who Jiang Lian is. He really does look rather aloof and proud now. It's exactly what Jiang Lian expected, and yet, for some reason, his heart aches with an indescribable bitterness. He shouldn't get involved with him again. But then, on a damp, gloomy night, Xie Shuyou, afflicted by a love gu, knocks on his door. His feverish body crashes into Jiang Lian's arms, trembling faintly with what seems like fear, as he gropes his way toward Jiang Lian's lips and kisses him. His thoughts a tangled mess, Jiang Lian knows he should push him away, but still wraps his arms around the beauty rubbing against his neck. As they make love, he catches Xie Shuyou's falling tears and thinks in confusion that he's still as much of a crybaby as he was as a child. The next morning, the person beside him has already left... But there's no rush. He'll come back. And sure enough, less than a month later, Xie Shuyou comes to his door with a sword, holds a blade to his neck, and says coldly, "Become my cultivation partner, marry into the Xie family, right now." Jiang Lian asks with a teasing smile, "It took you a whole month to remember to give me a title?" "I'm pregnant." Xie Shuyou takes his hand and presses it against his lower abdomen, expressionless. "With your bastard." Jiang Lian: ? Jiang Lian can't smile anymore. He knew the love gu would flare up from time to time. But why did no one tell him the love gu could make a whole baby? Theme: Heaven will save them, and its compassion will protect them