I Went Viral and Got Rich with Nonsense Literature

[Showbiz / Variety Shows / Transmigrate into a Book]

Xia Qingtian transmigrated into a book.

She ended up in the body of a notorious female supporting character who shared her name and had been dragged by the entire internet.

She was also bound to a System.

Xia Qingtian: "What kind of golden finger do you have?"

The System sobbed: [Boohoo, I'm a useless piece of junk. All I can do is give you a hundred thousand yuan every time you say something pointless, Host.]

Xia Qingtian: "Holy crap!"

Don't you dare call yourself useless. From now on, you're my most precious little System!

On a dating show,

when a male guest mocked her,

Xia Qingtian said, "This is a big deal, but also not a big deal. It can be big or small. So how big or small is it, exactly? About as small as your mind."

On a survival variety show,

when the production team played a prank on her,

Xia Qingtian said, "Let me tell you a story. So, the story is about this story, and the story starts at the very beginning of the story..."

When the director gave her a hard time,

Xia Qingtian said, "We're facing a key issue, and that issue is a key one. So what exactly is this key issue? It's the very key question we need to think about..."

In front of their screens, the haters were completely baffled. "???? What the heck is Xia Qingtian rambling about?!"

Later, the haters had an epiphany. "I get it!!! This is how Xia Qingtian is fighting back against the powers that be! She can't speak openly about her suffering, so she can only vent her pain this way! Poor baby!"

Xia Qingtian: ?

Wait, this can make me popular again?

Xia Qingtian: "It's not that your problem can't be solved. First, we need to find the problem, then solve it. To begin, we need to analyze what kind of problem it is..."

A certain domineering CEO's eyebrows twitched wildly. "Xia Qingtian! I'm proposing to you! Can you give me a straight answer?!"

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Theme: Live optimistically and keep moving forward. Never give up easily when faced with adversity.