Shen Jing is a neat freak who likes to keep himself smelling fresh. After finally finishing a livestream, he wants to relax and read a novel for a while, but then...
What do you mean the male lead never showers? (╥_╥)
Shen Jing refuses to believe it. He rereads the novel over and over, until he finally confirms that the author never once wrote a scene where the male lead takes a bath.
Shen Jing: Fine. How could a stinky male lead ever be good enough for someone as fresh-smelling as me?
Shen Jing immediately leaves another negative review: “All the male lead does is run around chopping people up with that huge blade. He doesn’t even bathe, and his blade’s practically been marinating in stench. Ew!”
That comment successfully enrages the petty author, who throws him into the novel in a fit of anger, making him experience the blade’s entire life. He can return to the real world only after the male lead ascends to immortality.
Shen Jing transmigrates into the male lead’s weapon, a demonic blade. Every day, he follows the male lead around, hacking people left and right. To get back to the real world, he can only grit his teeth and endure it.
After three days of the male lead not washing the blade, which is now covered in blood and reeks of decay, Shen Jing finally snaps.
Shen Jing: o(≧口≦)o!
A neat-freak beauty bottom vs. a handsome, hardworking top
Note: The top does shower, but scenes of him showering can’t be written!
Devoted 1v1 romance
Amateur writing
Next story: Becoming My Rival’s Lackey
Blurb:
Xiao Nannan is a sword cultivator, gifted and intelligent. He hates spell cultivators more than anything.
Luo Fengyao is a spell cultivator from the sect next door, and the biggest obstacle to Xiao Nannan becoming number one.
To become the sect’s champion, Xiao Nannan has fought Luo Fengyao fifty times and lost every time.
As Xiao Nannan tearfully studies in order to defeat Luo Fengyao, the strongest lackey System in history descends from the sky and binds him.
The System says that as long as he completes lackey missions, he can crush his nemesis.
Xiao Nannan is skeptical, but pours his rival a cup of tea under the other man’s puzzled gaze.
System: Ding! Congratulations, Host, on completing the mission. Reward: one low-grade spirit stone.
Xiao Nannan: ...
I knew there was no way it’d be that easy.
Still, the look on my rival’s face is kind of interesting.
The System gives Xiao Nannan a new idea: rather than beating his rival, he can just annoy him to death.
(This isn’t a traditional rival story.)
Theme: Strive toward your dreams
Tales of Train Terror
After Forcing the Imperial Prince to Sleep With Me (Two Books Later)
The Handsome Scholar Saves Fallen Women in Space
A Socially Anxious Shut-In Becomes the Hehuan Sect's Senior Disciple (Three Books Later)
The Right Way to Handle Your Archrival
The Gentle Empress and the Spoiled Noble Consort
The Wicked Beauty Who Charms the World [Quick Transmigration]
The Beautiful Villain Caught the Eye of the Dragon-Proud Hero
They Say My Destiny Is Beyond Price
Shen Chen: I wish there would be no pretentious little phoenix in the world... (Hahaha)
Hahahahaha, cute
This doesn't look straight
Hahahahahahaha, do you know or do I know?
Mu Qianfeng: Don't reward others with your sword.
"She blocks" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
21% Of male protagonists have wrong surnames
55% Of the male protagonists have the wrong last name
It is more important for a young couple to live a happy life than anything else [][][]
I saw Zuo Huan being so cute by the author! [Spread flowers]