Ji Ming's Working Stiff

# Heavy fantasy warning. First-person narration. If you don't like it, click away.

Cover image source: CAT.zv

# [I] have no name, no godlike intelligence or fighting ability, just an anomalous body that can take a beating. The rules are chaotic and contradictory (because I'm not smart enough).

# Do not self-insert as [I].

I'm Anonymous, an underage, unknown writer and artist.

In this absurd era where even drinking cold water makes you choke, I wake up on the curb, with a panel in front of me.

[Welcome to the warm and hospitable city of Jiuming!]

Me: ...

I transmigrated into the all-villains, no-morals rule-based horror story I'd put on hold, and there's a bunch of mentally unstable inhuman brats in it, too.

System: [Please achieve a happy ending to return to reality!]

Me: ...

I haven't even figured out what a happy ending is!

To make money, I have no choice but to bow to the forces of evil (my own villainous daughter).

First job: [Honeywood] dessert shop

[System prompt: Dear creator, there is an illegal intruder to your left. You have the right to eliminate them by exploiting loopholes in the rules.]

Me: ?

Looks like I've unlocked a whole new kind of gameplay.

*

There are always people who think they're extraordinary, and people who think too highly of themselves.

They broke the original rules, hoping to become the saviors of this world.

But sorry, if you want to replace my children as the protagonist, you'll have to ask me, their mom, if I agree.

*

Ming Xilaide finds that ever since she hired a new employee, her dull, monotonous life has become a lot more interesting.

Rule-breakers? The new employee takes them out with an axe.

Those who betray her? The new employee kicks them straight into [the Deep Abyss District].

Obsessive stalker fans? Oh, Chloe and the new employee chop them into pieces.

And what about those [visitors from elsewhere]?

Forget the new employee. Even Ming Xilaide's own subordinates, who can't stand her, rush in to get a few kicks in.