Xiaoxiao Zai Is Also Undercover in the Entertainment Industry Today.

[Pre-collection of "What to do if you blindly choose a rival in a love drama" and "Why do fake lovers lose their memory together?" Block~The plot is half about eating melons and half about falling in love. All the characters have no prototypes, please don't make any assumptions.●ˊ▽｀● —— Everyone in the entertainment industry knows about Ginkgo, and it's hard not to know. At least half of the top ten TV dramas have his name on them. He is also known as the savior of ratings. No matter how bad a Mary Sue drama is, as long as he plays a supporting role for one minute, the ratings will skyrocket. Everyone in the entertainment industry knows about homing pigeons, and it's hard not to know about them. At least half of the revelations in the top ten most searched for melon-eating were made by this paparazzi. He is also known as the living king of stars. No matter how difficult it is for an idol to find a single flaw, Xing Ge can expose him or her and cause a huge earthquake in the entertainment industry. But no one knows that Ginkgo and Homing Pigeon are actually the same person. During the day, Ging Guo is still playing the role of the affectionate male protagonist on the set. At night, he carries a cannon, wears a camouflage uniform, smeared his face with mud, and lurks in the grass... It just blends in with the background! The next second, the camera quickly focused on actor A, who was cuddling with other people and who usually claimed to only love his wife. An hour later the headlines exploded: "Surprise!" The upper part of the body is set as a lover, but the lower part of the body is actually having a secret meeting late at night? It turns out that there were three illegitimate children! — Adhering to the dedicated idea of "going deep into the enemy's interior", Bai Guo signed up for a variety show about building an uninhabited island with a large number of people. A guest came and revealed a piece of dirty information, but in the end no one survived. Star (trembling): Do I have to be on this show? Director (online approach): Isn't it because of a bad year? Audience (cracking melon seeds): Who is the lucky person whose house collapsed today? Ginkgo:…… No time to talk at all! Clicking, clicking, taking photos non-stop! Good news, melons are plentiful and fresh! Bad news, Song Jingce is here too! As an actor who has tried countless times but ended in failure, Song Jingce is listed as the number one enemy by Ginkgo, and his ultimate career goal is to reveal his true face. I originally planned to take advantage of the recording opportunity to secretly explore the secrets, but as soon as I noticed that he seemed to have some ulterior secrets, I was tricked by the opposite trick. Ging Guo: "... No?!" He never imagined that the seemingly mature and steady person was actually a cunning old fox! I even weaved a big net long ago, just waiting for myself to jump in, ready to enjoy the "big meal". Gingguo (trembling): I'm warning you... Don't, don't come over! Be careful I expose you! But when faced with a threat, someone not only didn't stop, his eyes even glowed green! A few hours later—— Ginkgo (biting the sheets angrily): *&%…￥#@ Why didn't anyone tell him that the other protagonist in this melon is himself? On the other hand, Song Jingce, who had already seen everything, leisurely logged into Xingge's account. Not only did he take a profile photo, he also took great care to reveal the background! Hot searches exploded instantly: "I'll blanch!" Why did my movie star get together with the paparazzi? ! "Surprise!" The world is hot and cold, work is not easy, but some people are willing to sacrifice their lives to get the melon! "The first person who loves his job and is dedicated to his job, you have to look at the carrier pigeon to break the news!" —— *Mature on the surface but the old fox actor is attacked *There are three pairs of sub-CPs, not much in length, all of them are BL (no one can walk out of my world straight x *This article is only suitable for melon-eaters! There are many people in the melon, and they are subject to all-round output + indiscriminate attacks, including peers! Don't bet on the numbers, you'll lose if you're serious~ —— Small theater: Gingguo, who was caught with his little tail: Tell me what you want. Song Jingce: I want... Ging Guo (interruption): Let's talk about it first. As long as my vest is not exposed, I'm willing to do anything. The old fox smiled slightly: Oh? Really? Later, the little fox finally came to his senses (sad and angry): If I had known you were coveting me, you might as well have blown off your vest in the first place! Song Jingce slowly took out his phone: Don't be sad, guess what I saw on the set today? Bai Guo glanced at him and was instantly excited: expose him! ! ! =The copy has been screenshotted for certification 2023.12.2= —— Below is the advance receipt copy! —— ① "What to do if you blindly choose your rival in a love drama": Shigure signed up for a very popular live romance drama. As an evergreen player in the industry, the program is not only popular, but also has guaranteed quality: The couples that have been promoted have each obtained a marriage certificate. The standard is to have two couples in three years, and a family full of children and grandchildren are common achievements! Shigure, who has been solo for 25 years, rubbed her hands excitedly. Who can bear this! Make sure I also accept the influence of the sour smell of love! The most famous part of the show is the blind selection process. Through the panel and with a voice changer, you can choose your soul mate purely based on the content of the chat. Shigure, who thought he was about to make do with it, never expected that he would find his true destiny in the first round. They have the same hobbies, the same topics, and even their little hobbies are strangely similar. Shigure (excited): Come out! My destined other half! The next second, the curtain was lowered. Shigure: "..." Shigure: "???" First of all, does your show team match up regardless of gender? Secondly, why is it Qin You? ! Two people who obviously wanted to pinch each other when they met never expected that they would have a 100% matching rate. Afterwards, the blind picks could not escape the opponent's "claws" every week, and even the wrong picks were made on purpose. In the end, he even achieved the extremely rare hidden achievement of [Single-Hearted]! The program director was very pleased with this: What is this called? The red threads hold each other, the moon descends to earth, the red luan and the stars move, the couple is made in heaven! Shigure: "..." Shigure: "Are you sick?" Since there is no hope for love, in order to kill time, Shigure has no choice but to turn into a melon-eating Yun and focus on other guests. Smoking melon seeds and watching the various problems caused by emotional entanglements, including but not limited to cheating, flirting, robbing people, fighting, and exposing each other's bad history... As a first-person perspective, Shigure became more and more excited as he watched, and even brought the audience in the live broadcast room to eat together. "Don't look at how much the male guest A is pretending to be a mysophobia right now. It's just a fake persona. There's already a mountain of dirty clothes in his house." "Female guest B? She doesn't like A at all. That's a backup strategy. Her goal is actually C." "What? D has a girlfriend outside the industry who broke the news? Tell me about it!" While the audience happily followed the meal, they kindly reminded: [Shigure, you stupid kid, stop looking at others, your partner seems to be plotting against you! Later, when news came out that Shigu and Qin You lived together and walked their dogs, the audience couldn't help but give a thumbs up: [This Lian Zong is indeed Yue Lao who is still alive! One lead and the other is accurate! By the way, when will they get their certificates and stay together for three years? —— Actors fucked singers, they were probably a childish elementary school couple They were really rivals at the beginning. They really didn't like each other. When they met, they were really pinching each other, but they didn't expect it to get to the heart. In the end, they even pinched each other on the bed (x —— ② "Why did the fake couple lose their memory together?" ： Jiang Qingmeng and Shen Xinghe are a couple that everyone admires in the entertainment industry. At least eight of the ten posts on social platforms are about showing affection. In the last show, they did not leave each other for three sentences. While the audience was in a state of ecstasy, the two young straight men who finally reached the lounge quickly jumped three meters away from each other and wiped their hands with alcohol desperately, not wanting to touch them for one more second! Help! They are just a fake couple pretending to be together for the sake of popularity! In order to promote "professionalism", only two people knew the secret of the fake couple, leaving no evidence at all. Even the managers and parents of both parties thought that they really loved each other. The good news, everyone believed it, and the popularity skyrocketed. Everyone believed the bad news, and no one came to tell the truth after losing their memory! When the audience was marveling at how these two people were so in love that they had a car accident on the same day, On the other side, Shen Xinghe was told that he had a boyfriend as soon as he opened his eyes: ... Who? In the next ward, Jiang Qingmeng, who also lost his memory, fell silent while facing the people making heart shapes on the wallpaper of his mobile phone. ... Who is he? ! The only two people in the world who know the truth have lost their memory. At this moment, everyone, including myself, firmly believes that they are in love to death! — Jiang Qingmeng and Shen Xinghe, who both lost their memory, participated in an observational couple life show. The two of them, who pretended to be fine in front of the camera, started to play the role of gentle and considerate lovers. Although I have lost my memory, the other person is innocent, so as my boyfriend, I must not make him sad! Facing the dishes specially prepared by Shen Xinghe, Jiang Qingmeng, who never eats coriander:... No! It was done by my lover, so there must be a reason for it! The audience outside the screen looked at Jiang Qingmeng who was busy working, with tears on their faces: "Brother Jiang once refused to smell it in a variety show where he had to choose between eating coriander and jumping off a cliff. This must be true love!" Facing the clothes Jiang Qingmeng specially bought, Shen Xinghe, who hates red the most in his life:... No! My lover bought it, so there must be a reason for it! The audience outside the screen looked at Shen Xinghe, who was wearing different clothes seven days a week, with tears streaming down their faces: "Xinghe has never worn a red dress since his debut. This must be true love!" Later, the two people who recovered their memories were invited to do the reaction of the show. Shen Xinghe: "..." Jiang Qingmeng: "..." Didn't this person act like he was sick and insisted on writing "no eating coriander"/"no wearing red couple's outfits" into the contract? How come he has gone so far now? Wait... Maybe you like me! So your straight identity and fake couple contract were all lies to me? ! —— In short, it's a story about two people losing their memory, but unexpectedly they both managed to conquer themselves (x Intention: Be dedicated to your job and never forget your original intention