Rong Fang traveled through time.
Good news, he is an emperor, or an emperor with a rich harem!
Rong Fang, who has a yellow heart:... Cough!
I thought I had stumbled into some third-rate little X book, but then I heard that I had a harem worth three hundred thousand beauties.
That's right, not three thousand, but a full three hundred thousand.
Rong Fang:? ? ?
Rong Fang:! ! !
An army of 100,000 people can conquer the Central Plains, and his harem alone has 300,000 people. Wouldn't that mean he could easily dominate the universe?
Before he could be happy, he discovered that the original owner had a "special" hobby - giving brand names.
From male to female, from old to young, even a litter of little mice just born in the cold palace were all given the title of concubine.
Suddenly, Rong Fang was shocked: ... Are you sick? !
So——
Rong Fang took a bite of the sweet-scented osmanthus cake and nodded with satisfaction: "Well, this cook is good, he deserves a reward!"
The tall and round-chested captain of the imperial kitchen, Chang Chang, knelt down quickly and said, "I thank you, Lord, for your kindness!"
Rong Fang:......
Rong Fang slurped at a puppy twice, and was accidentally chased for three streets.
The little eunuch ran after him and shouted loudly: "Empress Li, please calm down! Don't bite the dragon body!"
Rong Fang paid a private visit to the general's mansion incognito.
The old man, who was over 70 years old, had silver hair and was leaning on a cane. He came out tremblingly to say hello: "I greet you with all my respects."
Rong Fang:......
The original owner did me a lot of harm!
At the end of the day, Rong Fang, who had "private meetings" with hundreds of people, collapsed on the bed and began to doubt life crazily.
The little eunuch asked in a low voice: "Your Majesty, whose brand do you want to turn over tonight?"
Rong Fang couldn't think of anyone, so he said casually: "Queen."
Then, he saw the exact same face as his immediate boss.
Rong Fang's legs went weak and he almost knelt down.
Rong Fang (tremblingly): ... Ji, Mr. Ji, please go to bed in person!
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There are rumors among the people that the queen who has been neglected for many years has been in the limelight recently.
He had to attend to the emperor's bed every day. Even if the emperor hid in the study, he would take the initiative to rush in and carry him back to the emperor's bed.
He even reached out to the previous dynasty, and spent a day or two either approving memorials for the emperor or listening to politics behind the curtain. Instead, the emperor was squeezed into fishing, feeding birds, and fighting crickets every day!
What's this? The demon concubine brings disaster to the country!
—
At the same time in the bedroom.
Rong Fang (shrinking into the corner): Mr. Ji, let's discuss it. Can you sleep by yourself today? I really don't want to give midnight presentations anymore.
Ji Jingxian (calmly undressing and waiting for everyone): If you refuse again, I will deduct your salary.
Rong·Little Scrooge·Fang, who was immediately grasped: QAQ
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*On the surface he is cold and steady, but in his heart he is extremely hot-tempered and starts to get angry as soon as he opens his mouth. In fact, he is a very innocent little straight man in his heart.
*It's a stupid couple who didn't run away
*The sand sculpture is just for fun, please don't study the logic and historical background in detail owo
Purpose: Treat others equally