Fang Li was assigned to a dating reality show.
Every man across from her was academically accomplished, handsome, rich and powerful, with at least a six-pack.
She was delighted and was just about to choose someone when a voice sounded in her mind.
"Welcome to the [Love Advice] System."
Then came a deeply sarcastic male voice: "That's it? That's it? That's it?"
She could never forget that voice, because it belonged to her greatest nemesis, Qi Yiming.
His most defining traits were his sharp tongue and his endless nitpicking. It was hard for him not to find something wrong with everything.
Fang Li: Love advice? More like the Love Nitpicking System.
There was no way to uninstall the rogue app, so Fang Li could only smile through dates with the male contestants while listening to Qi Yiming's complaints in her head.
Facing contestant number one, a rising star lawyer at a top law firm, he scoffed.
"Hah. He can't even remember Chapter 76, Section 23 of the criminal code. Pass."
Facing contestant number two, a promising young chief physician, he spoke with a barb in every word.
"Hah. He doesn't even know how to neuter a cat. Pass."
Facing contestant number three, a real estate tycoon from a prominent family, he mocked him mercilessly.
"Hah. He's so stingy he won't even give you a building. Pass."
Facing contestant number four, a five-star Michelin chef, he was just as cutting.
"Hah. He can't even eat cilantro, and he calls himself a chef? Pass."
When Qi Yiming's fault-finding reached the point of criticizing someone for tying their shoelaces unevenly, Fang Li finally snapped and asked in despair, "Then who do you think is good?"
The System fell silent for two seconds, then answered in a muffled voice.
"What about me?"
(Blurb screenshotted on 2023/12/01)
Theme: Peace is real.
