Does sneaking a taste of the Geo Archon's offerings really count as stealing?
Those were obviously left for you by Morax!
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The things written about you in the history books are completely ridiculous.
Sneaking into the Geo Archon's chambers in the middle of the night, openly flirting with Rex Lapis at a festival, burying yourself in his arms and saying you were his dog...
The history books made all that up. You're a true romantic!
At least that last part is wrong! What respectable history book would write that?
Of course, not everything in the history books is made up.
For instance, after reading the relevant accounts, most people can't help but sigh in unison:
The god loves you so much.
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Zhongli/Morax x You (Mu Xi)
A romance told in reverse chronological order. Self-insert readers are very welcome.
Encouraging people to play Genshin Impact, ---. Don't play the game after reading my story, okay?
Check out my completed Zhongli otome fic, One Day I Became a Geo Archon's Chosen One
Long story short, my name is Mu Xi, and I'm currently rushing back to Liyue to arrange a funeral for Rex Lapis.
A few thousand years ago, I transmigrated to Liyue. The System told me to win Morax's heart, and if I succeeded, I could go home.
I'd never been in love, and Morax was a rock. I asked him to watch fireworks with me, but he didn't show up.
Maybe I was just unlucky. After failing to win him over, I died right in front of him.
I didn't even leave behind an intact body.
Then I was reincarnated, cursed out the System, and gave up.
A few thousand years later, I was leisurely drinking apple juice with the Anemo Archon at a Mondstadt tavern when I heard that Rex Lapis had passed away.
That afternoon, after I heard the news and hurried back to Liyue...
I met a friend, and we had a wonderful conversation.
He said his name was Zhongli, and that he was a consultant at Wangsheng Funeral Parlor.
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After returning to Liyue, I discovered that in everyone's stories, I was Rex Lapis's dearly departed first love.
I was his lover, lost to love and forever out of reach, the one who left him with regrets. There were even melodramatic historical fanfics about me "reforming the tyrant."
Oh wow.
Shocked by those outrageous unofficial histories, I complained to the consultant: "Liyue people, can you be any more ridiculous? I'm the one who spent five hundred years chasing someone and never caught him."
Zhongli covered his face as he laughed and replied, "Perhaps Morax regretted it?"
Theme: Understand love, learn to love, express love
Captivity? This is obviously the quiet utopia I have always longed for. In the emotional greenhouse built by Zhongli, I slowly curl up into the naive state of dependence.
Even the little girl with a sad face will be delighted when she reads this chapter. A character like Mei who easily forgets things can detect Zhongli's thoughts... Is this person not pretending at all? It's hard to tell what other more sophisticated people will think when they see this situation. Zhongli, Zhongli, you are still depraved, and so on (?
Come to Zhongli and keep me captive. Thank you [Hands together] Xiangqi who is tortured by work every day [Hands together]
It feels like Ruotuo's words make it sound like you two should get married as soon as possible and I'll feel at ease...
Oh my God, this update is actually an Easter egg! Xiao Zhong's rank is still too high, I can't play with you but you can't play with Gui'a
If you wait too long, the stone will be sad! Go and accompany him!
Are you worried that Mu Xi will leave, so you invade every aspect of her life first?
The entanglement of love and hate, no matter which one it is, will be somewhat mixed and become impure when it reaches a deep level. He spoke of hatred, but at the same time he was envious and longing. I say I hate the heroine, but I actually hate why Istaru doesn't love me, and I don't understand why Istaru is the heroine... The sad lesbian hate, I can't read back Istaru, is this the afterglow of a straight woman?
After all this trouble, is Xiaomo taking precautions before they happen?
Half of the words make people feel itchy, Zhongli is bad and Xiaomo is good