Scatterbrained x Grumpy [Enemies to lovers / exes getting back together / winning back the wife / zany, overactive imagination]
[Airheaded, slow-witted beauty vs. aloof, cold-hearted, unhinged powerful minister]
Pei Zhan, the prime minister, seemed refined and proper on the outside, but Ning Shuyao knew he was moody and unhinged.
His tongue was as poisonous as if dipped in venom. When he had an episode, he attacked everyone within a hundred miles indiscriminately.
The two couldn't stand each other, and they also shared a past relationship that both considered a source of shame.
Ning Shuyao: Fine, let's break up. The next one's bound to be more obedient.
She would never admit she'd been dumped.
After an upheaval, Ning Shuyao's father landed her in prison. She suffered a head injury and lost her memory.
The once-proud beauty was now utterly destitute.
Then she mistakenly thought Pei Zhan, who had gotten her out of prison, was her old flame, the man she'd promised to spend her life with.
Looking at the cold, impassive young man, Ning Shuyao suddenly understood.
He clearly cared about her more than anything, yet he kept putting on this act.
She promptly stood up, tugged on Pei Zhan's clothes, and plopped into his lap with a grave expression. "Fine, you can hold me."
Men are just all talk.
Pei Zhan: ...
*
Pei Zhan hated Ning Shuyao with all his heart.
Even now, he still remembered her cold, retreating figure.
Pei Zhan was proud and would never bow his head, but that didn't mean he forgot a grudge.
He rescued her, then tormented her every day with a scowl and near-cruelty.
For instance, he told her to sweep his study, and she splashed ink all over his legs.
He told her to do the laundry, and she ripped the crotch of her own underpants.
He told her to sleep in the woodshed, and she ended up in his bed.
She even shamelessly flirted with him.
She was clearly still in love with him.
With his feelings in turmoil, Pei Zhan began to consider forgetting the past and starting over.
Then he caught Ning Shuyao getting entangled with some pretty boy.
The pretty boy said in anguished reproach, "Shangshang, you once watched the snow and the moon with me. Have you forgotten?"
Pei Zhan gritted his teeth. "You watched the snow and the moon with him? Then what am I supposed to be?"
Ning Shuyao stared blankly, then guiltily lowered her head.
*
Ning Shuyao unexpectedly regained her memories on the way and realized the two of them were about to get married. O.o Sorry, but no.
She kept up the act and humored Pei Zhan, then one night she emerged from the house leaning against the wall, packed her things while he slept, and ran away.
After she was caught, soft white silk covered her eyes from behind, forcing her to lean back against the wall. The person behind her remained silent. Ning Shuyao was terrified and couldn't help whimpering.
Later, she lay in the crook of his arm, tear tracks still on her face, and muttered, "Don't get so worked up. I just got lost, and now I'm back."
#My ex and I both thought the other was still in love with us
Concept created on 2023.12.1 and saved in a screenshot (the blurb has been slightly revised since then)
Reader's Guide:
1. Both leads are inexperienced. The male lead seems like a devoted romantic, but he's genuinely crazy. There's a misunderstanding between them, explained in the main story.
2. The female lead loves money. After losing her memory, she's timid and dramatic, a lovable little dummy.
3. The tone is zany and lighthearted. The male lead is undeniably love-struck, and things get a little coercive later on.
4. Set in a fictional world. Just a sweet treat, no angst. The male lead adores the female lead. Pure romance.
Coming soon: My Wife's Mind Is Delightfully Unhinged After Losing Her Memory
[After Losing Her Memory, She Starts Collecting Pictures of Hunky Men]
[Marriage First, Love Later / face-slapping / winning back the wife]
Ning Ci planned to divorce Shen Yanqing.
During their five years of marriage, she diligently managed the household and fulfilled her duties as the lady of the family. She was meek and obedient toward Shen Yanqing, too.
But he never once treated her kindly. After five years, she had become a drudge and ruined her health. She decided to divorce him.
Shen Yanqing furrowed his brow, but agreed anyway.
The next day, Ning Ci took a fall. When she woke up, her memories had gone back six years, and she had completely forgotten Shen Yanqing.
Looking at the tall, elegant, noble Shen Yanqing, who stood before her like a perfect gentleman, she was stunned. "You've got to be kidding me. How could I ever have liked this type?"
Her ideal husband was supposed to be a wild, charismatic, imposing general. How could it be this ice-cold man?
Ning Ci took another look in the mirror. Who was this old-fashioned, washed-out-looking woman staring back at her?
Still, everyone said she loved him. She thought again of that exceptionally handsome face and reluctantly calmed down. Fine, at least his face was easy on the eyes. He wasn't exactly ugly.
*
Shen Yanqing was the highest-ranking official in the court. He had risen to power at a young age, and was as handsome and distinguished as a gentleman.
He and his wife, Ning Ci, had always been polite and respectful to each other. He taught Ning Ci to observe proper etiquette and fulfill her duties as a virtuous wife.
But one day, Ning Ci suddenly asked for a divorce. Though displeased, he agreed.
The next day, Ning Ci fell and lost her memory. Her personality changed completely, and after a moment's hesitation, he hid the divorce papers.
Ning Ci had always been proper and reserved, but now she started dressing up and became much more lively and playful. The only problem was that her heart was no longer with him.
When his displeasure finally reached its peak, his wife gazed at a victorious general returning from battle and sighed, "Why didn't I marry someone this tall, mighty, and imposing?"
Shen Yanqing couldn't help questioning himself. What did that one-track-minded brute have that he didn't?
Worse still, he found a little book under the bed, full of muscular hunks wearing not a stitch of clothing.
Shen Yanqing was so furious that the veins in his forehead bulged.
Blurb saved on 2024.2.16, screenshot archived.
[Rebellious Little Wife x Old-Fashioned, Cold Ice Block]
Coming soon 2: The Cannon Fodder True Daughter Starts to Lie Flat
A little dummy with a faint aura of death x a highly sensitive aloof beauty who gets upset easily
Xue Yuan was the cannon-fodder true daughter in a storybook.
One day, the Duke's residence found her and brought her home. Her father thought she lacked refinement, her mother thought she was too competitive, her older brother thought she was an idiot, and even her fiance preferred the fake daughter.
In the end, Xue Yuan turned evil and died after trying to frame the fake daughter out of jealousy.
One day, Xue Yuan woke up to the truth and started to lie flat.
When the fake daughter took her courtyard, she let her have it. There were plenty of courtyards to go around.
At poetry gatherings and drinking games, Xue Yuan stopped trying to stand out.
When her father scolded her, Xue Yuan dozed off with a book propped up in front of her. When her mother favored the fake daughter and held a coming-of-age ceremony for her, Xue Yuan didn't feel jealous. She even managed to snag a few treasures.
Even when the fiance she'd once loved most told her, "Xue Yuan, I'm sorry. Yaoyao and I truly love each other."
Xue Yuan replied without a care: "Keep the betrothal gifts. I wish you two the best."
Everyone realized Xue Yuan had changed. She no longer cared about them at all.
They started to panic and went out of their way to be nice to her, but Xue Yuan didn't care anymore.
One rainy night, her former fiance desperately pleaded with her outside her residence. His uncle kicked him square in the chest, sending him flying. "You worthless scum. You think you're worthy of her?"
The male lead's perspective:
Li Yunhan had always thought Xue Yuan's tricks were clumsy. After all, her attempts at seduction were far too easy to see through.
For example, she'd deliberately show him her fair feet, pretend to get lost and cling to him with a pitiful expression, or deliberately walk into the wrong room.
Li Yunhan watched coldly, yet couldn't help falling for her.
Later, he kissed the side of Xue Yuan's neck and called her out. Xue Yuan looked up with clear, dewy eyes, bewildered. "Huh? I think you've got the wrong idea."
Everyone Gets Their Comeuppance, Love Triangle Alert. The female lead is a couch potato.
Not an empowering female-lead fantasy. The male lead spends a lot of time in his own head, convincing himself she's in love with him.
The male lead adores the female lead. Both leads are inexperienced. Pure romance.
Theme: Even in the worst of times, keep a cheerful heart
Scheming to Steal a Minister's Wife
Forced After Mistaking Him for My Fiancé
Jade in the Wrong Place
Delicate and Cool
Jade's Clear Song
After Disguising Myself as a Man and Attracting My Archrival
After I Was Forced to Give Myself to My Cold and Distant Nemesis
Claiming the Beloved Beauty
My Remarried Amnesiac Ex-Husband Regrets It
The Concubine Couldn't Escape (Reborn)
My Brother's Wife
Pregnant After Divorce and Remarriage
Would a noble lady who has lost her memory go up and sit on a man's lap? Even if the male and female protagonists are really a couple, the ancient ladies were not so wild, right? Even in modern times, they have never done it on the lap of a man in front of a room of people.
Wow, is that really good?
The comment has been opened~Be careful Here's a preview: "After being monopolized by the cold priest" and "After amnesia, the lady's spirit is beautiful" Copy 1: Ascetic priest vs. Paranoid sick man True fragrance chases my wife/Reunion after a long absence/The flowers of the high mountain descend to the altar The first time Wanyin met Tan Yue was when her father invited a priest from the Yong Dynasty to bless her when she was seriously ill. She was fifteen years old that year. The man was wearing a white robe, with a three-blue bird mask half-covering his face, revealing his gorgeous lower jaw. His body was slightly bent, and his cold white fingers were placed on her forehead. The eyes were compassionate and ruthless, but they set off ripples in Wanyin's heart like a storm. Tan Yue said that she would not live to be twenty years old, so what? She was drunk now, and Wanyin relied on Tan Yue. At first, he just held on to the temple and refused to leave. Later, he wanted to lift his mask and see his appearance. Tan Yue was always cold. On the day when Wanyin got married, Tan Yue saw Wanyin with blushing cheeks on his bed, and her soft lotus-root arms wrapped around his thin waist: "Please love me, priest." Tan Yue's eyes were cold and condescending: "Girl, this is Bojia." In this life, he is just Bojia and will have no other identity. Wanyin bit her lip and left his dormitory in dismay and embarrassment. Later, Wanyin was sent to get married by an imperial edict. The Holy Emperor knew her fate and wanted to sacrifice her to attack the Western Regions. Wanyin had no choice but to hold the blue bird jade pendant and embark on the road of no return without looking back. There is not much way to get to Pengshan, and the blue bird is diligent in visiting. From then on, everyone was happy, he served the gods, she married as a woman, he burned out the lamp, and she was alone and shadowed outside the wall. When they met again, Wanyin saluted distantly, with unfamiliar eyes. Tan Yue looked at her woman's bun and her skinny face. He stepped down from the altar step by step and said with heartache: "Buddha loves all living beings, and he also loves you, Ayin, I regret it." Wanyin wiped the blood from her lips and said, dying, "But there is no turning back." #The highest state of love is to feel distressed and always feel indebted. Reading guide: sc, 20 years old, with an age difference of eight years, the heroine is really sick, very seriously. In the opening chapter, the heroine is already married, but the marriage is physical, sc, sc haha. The heroine is always paranoid and infatuated, while the hero leads the way to practice Buddhism and Taoism. His position in the palace is that of a priest, similar to that of Qin Tianjian. It's just a myth. It's a myth. Please don't test it. Medical miracles have happened. Copy 2: [Private photo album of macho men discovered] [Marriage first, love later/True fragrance/Chasing my wife/The flowers of the high mountain descend to the altar] Ning Ci planned to make peace with Shen Yanqing. After being married for three years, she took care of the common people conscientiously, fulfilled her duties as a patriarchal wife, and was submissive and obedient to Shen Yanqing. But he was always cold, but within three years, her eyebrows were dry and her body was exhausted, and she decided to divorce him. Although Shen Yanqing frowned slightly, he still agreed. But after one night, Ning Ci fell down. When she woke up, her memory returned to four years ago. She completely forgot about Shen Yanqing. She looked at Shen Yanqing, who was as elegant and dignified as a gentleman in front of her, and was shocked: "Are you kidding me? Why would I like this one?" Her ideal husband is obviously a general full of wild charm and majesty, how could he have such an ice face. Ning Ci looked in the mirror again: Who is the old-fashioned, dull-looking woman in the mirror? Life was like this, and Ning Ci was living a dull life with an indifferent man, until she was handed a handkerchief and shared a pamphlet. Indescribably wonderful~ Shen Yanqing ranks first among the officials. He is in a high position at a young age, and his appearance is also noble and dignified. He and his wife Ning Ci always treated each other with respect, and he taught Ning Ci to abide by etiquette and do what a good wife should do. It's just that Ning Ci suddenly said that he wanted to reconcile. Although he was unhappy, he still agreed. But Ning Ci fell down and lost his memory the next day, and his temperament changed drastically. He hesitated and hid He Li Shu. Ning Ci, who had always followed the rules and was taciturn, not only started to dress up, but also became more lively and playful, but her mind was not on him. When his dissatisfaction gradually reached its peak, his wife stared at the general returning in triumph and sighed: "Why didn't I marry such a tall, mighty and majestic man in the first place?" Shen Yanqing couldn't help but start to doubt himself, in what way was he inferior to that stubborn old man. What's even more outrageous is that he found a brochure from under the bed, which was full of muscular and naked hunks. Shen Yanqing was so angry that his veins popped out. That night, Shen Yanqing, who offered to share a room, took the initiative to set foot in his young wife's bedroom for the first time. The copy was left on February 16, 2024, and has been screenshotted and archived. [Reverse Tiangang's little wife·Old-fashioned and cold big ice cube]
It's so sad to only have one chapter?
Mo? Again and again and again and again!
Mo? Again and again and again and again!
Woohoo, why haven't you updated in so long?
Please update, wow, wow, I'm hungry.
Hehe Changshang just likes it without knowing it 🐶
Hahahahahahahahahaha I'm laughing so hard 🤩