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[Sane but easy to break defenses, a university professor is attacked by a loyal dog but an alien who doesn't look at his face]
Also known as: Silly Dachun from the Stars.
On a dark and stormy night on a certain day of a certain year, Feng Feng discovered that her husband Ji Yuanyuan was crazy.
The 1st of next month is the day when their contractual marriage ends, but at this time, this man who likes to pretend to be melancholic and cold-faced is holding a clothes drying pole and bluffing at the moon at midnight:
"I am 1, I am 1, call the headquarters. Call the headquarters. If you hear it, please answer. If you hear it, please answer it."
Listening to the words "I am 1" that echoed throughout the courtyard, Professor Feng, who had always judged others with reason and self-restraint, fell silent. After staying up late and working for a week, had his contracted husband finally gone crazy?
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Ji Yuanyuan is an alien codenamed 1, a real alien. Before he closes his eyes, he is still staying up late reading a novel about Earth. The protagonist in the novel, Gong Gong, has been in love with Bai Yueguang for ten years. In order to ease his longing for Bai Yueguang, he married a man who looks similar to Bai Yueguang as a substitute.
The poor stand-in sacrificed everything for the protagonist, but ended up tragically dying on the street on the day Bai Yueguang returned to China.
But when he opened his eyes again, he turned out to be the protagonist in this novel with the same name as himself.
Bad... I have been scolding a scumbag all my life, but now he has become a scumbag.
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Ji Yuanyuan, who had just become an Earthling, was still very new and curious about things on Earth. Whenever something happens, you should send a text message to ask your most trusted wife:
"Wife, wife, what is this?"
"Wife, wife, what is that?"
Feng Feng answered patiently one by one, thinking that he was raising a good boy. Anyway, as long as he waited for the day when the contract ended, he could fly away.
Not long after, Ji Yuanyuan sent another message with a picture of a burning object:
"Wife, wife, what is this?"
After seeing clearly what this thing was, Feng Feng stood up from his seat:
"This is our fucking marriage certificate!"
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The silly little paste bean was attacked by the actor who was incontinent and had tears in x years ago
In this age when all walks of life are in jeopardy, Ye Shi, who just wanted to be a salty fish, accidentally entered the entertainment industry.
He said he couldn't sing well, but the boss said he just had to have a good face.
He said he couldn't dance, but the boss said he just had to have a good face.
He said that his overall abilities are not good at any of them and he has never received formal idol training.
The boss waved his hand and said this as if all the idols these days have practiced it.
But Ye Shi was still hesitant: "I had a dark history in high school, and it would be bad if it was dug out."
The boss asked him what black history he had, was it school bullying or had he violated school rules?
Ye Shi shook his head: "None of them."
"I once made the top student who gave me tutoring classes so angry that he cried every day. He would cry every time he made up for a subject. He had just finished making up this subject, but he failed in that subject."
The boss then breathed a sigh of relief: "What's wrong with that? Academic qualifications have never been an issue in the entertainment industry."
Ye Shi added in a low voice: "But that top student is also in the entertainment industry now and seems to be doing well."
"Who?"
"It's Xia Wennian, the best actor who was just named this year."
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Recently, a video has been ranked No. 1 In the hot search. It is a video of Xia Wennian, a rising talent in the entertainment industry, and an unknown little boy in high school.
The picture is clear and the ultimate 4k picture quality.
In the video, Xia Wennian lowered his head and seemed to be crying, while the little paste was circling around him with an anxious face:
"You... Don't cry. I've really learned it all. I'm not lying to you."
"Then recite "Afang Palace Fu" to me now!"
Little Sticky Bean scratched his head in embarrassment:
"I'm not very good at this yet..."
Xia Wennian cried louder.
Intention: Positive and optimistic
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