18Th-tier starlets suffer from "tear incontinence" physique and actor attacks
In this year when all walks of life are in trouble, Ye Shi, who just wanted to be a salted fish, accidentally entered the entertainment industry.
He said he couldn't do this or that. The boss said that as long as he had a face, it would be fine.
He also said that he had not received professional training, and the boss waved his hand: "This makes it seem like all the celebrities these days have received serious training. The main thing in our industry is a sense of relaxation."
Ye Shi finally felt relieved and planned to be a transparent backdrop in the entertainment industry.
But he never expected that the sense of relaxation in the entertainment industry had reached a height he could not imagine——
"I just don't be late or leave early, manage my body and skin on time, take the initiative to participate in professional training courses, don't engage in intimate relationships, and abide by the law. Is this also called involution?"
"Memorize your lines well, study the script carefully, don't add or change scenes randomly, and don't ask for leave casually... Aren't these the basic professional qualities of an actor?"
"You said I am more curly than the best actor Xia Wennian? Impossible! This is simply alarmist!
When Xia Wennian gave me tutoring lessons, he was already the top scorer in the grade. How could I possibly beat him? "
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The biggest dark history in Ye Shi's life was Xia Wennian, who had cried many times to help him with extra classes.
I cried every day while making up classes. I had just finished making up one subject, but I couldn't do it in another subject.
But netizens didn't believe that Xia Wennian, the flower of the high mountain, would shed tears for a mere Ye Shi, until someone came up with a video of the two of them together in high school.
In the video, Xiao Xia Best Actor is lying on the desk with his head down and crying, while Ye Shizheng is surrounding him anxiously:
"You... Don't cry. I have really memorized all the texts. I didn't lie to you."
"Then recite "Afang Palace Fu" to me now!"
Ye Shi scratched his head awkwardly:
"I'm not very good at this yet..."
Xia Wennian cried louder.
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Pre-collection: "Brothers together to pretend to be B"
Tong Tingnan, a virtual anchor with millions of fans on a certain website, is one of the top Internet celebrities with super-A subwoofers. He is famous for his extremely dedicated business attitude and his handsome self-drawn leather case, but only a few people know that he is actually an omega.
And he is also a disabled omega whose differentiation has not been that successful.
Unfortunately, among these very few people, one of them is his childhood sweetheart and rival brother, the kind of rival brother who kicked each other's butts since childhood. What's even more unfortunate is that this brother is still his landlord.
Ji Mu, an internet celebrity cartoonist, is also an "alpha" who has failed in secondary differentiation. Although he is called an alpha, in fact, he is no different from a beta.
The two of them are worthy of being sworn brothers. They can die together, so they might as well clap their hands and pretend to be bad together.
——"You pretend to be B, and I will pretend to be B. From now on, we will be a pair of B's, which is called a combination of handsome B's."
Intention: Live a positive life, be optimistic