Yuan Lu says she's very happy.
In her last life, she was bedridden for years, dragging herself along until she finally kicked the bucket at twenty. But that person took her to Tuyun Mountain, where she secretly gained fifteen more years of life. She'd be over the moon even if she turned into a single-celled organism, let alone a loofah.
And the looks in this world? Wow.
As a looks-obsessed person, she can't be blamed for saving a half-dead beauty on a whim. It's just that the beauty is perfect in every way, except that he has a mouth.
And so begins a chaotic journey.
“You shouldn't be called Yan Huai. You should be called Yan Huai, as in ‘bad’! You're sneaky and mean, that's what you are!”
“Hmph, you gourd.”
Yan Zhiwu has lived for tens of thousands of years, and never seen a woman this outrageously bold.
She claims she saved him, but really, she took advantage of his unsteady soul and laid hands all over him. Utterly despicable! He'll turn her and her companions into red bean paste!
But a chain formation has tied their lifespans together, and even bound their souls inseparably. Now he can't beat her, and has to keep an eye on her so she doesn't get herself killed. All he can do is try to win with words.
But at some point, she gradually came to occupy his every thought.
Her tears, her smiles, her anger, her joy: countless fleeting images coalesced into one complete figure, filling his consciousness to the brim.
He descended from his divine throne and confessed his feelings.
“I love you.”
“...Huh? Actually, I just like your face.”
“???”
The jade pendant he used to calm his nerves was instantly crushed to powder. Yan Zhiwu gritted his teeth, veins throbbing at his temples.
“I was teasing you, my Lord Divine.”
From then on, no matter where we go or what we become, among the myriad living things we will always hear each other's heartbeat and the call from deep within our souls.
Sharp-tongued beauty of a Divine Lord (Yan Zhiwu) x super looks-obsessed loofah vine (Yuan Yiluo)
Happy ending! Happy ending! Happy ending!
The author's writing is quite average, and the blurb is pretty useless, so don't set your expectations too high. Just enjoy the story, and don't take it too seriously.
Most of the content is pure imagination, with no basis in fact. It won't stand up to scrutiny. The logic is that there is no logic.
Criticism is welcome, abuse is not. Let's all be civilized and keep things pleasant.
Theme: Treat life with reverence
