The Couch Potato Just Wants to Lie Flat (Quick Transmigration)

Song Qi was forced into a high-risk world where task-takers' survival rate was practically zero because he had been too content to lie flat and his performance fell short. His mission: eliminate the evil god fragments threatening the world's order. The good news: He meets someone he likes. She's beautiful and kind, and fully supports him in lying flat. The bad news: In every world, his wife falls for a scumbag first, gets used and then abandoned. And the System chases him every day, demanding that he kill his wife! Also known as The Villain Boss Rescue Plan / Falling in Love to Save the World / The System Keeps Forcing Me to Kill My Wife Other task-takers: Recruit the protagonist, build up their forces, and risk their lives battling the villain. Song Qi: Pull the villain into his arms, reach the pinnacle of life, hand all the power to his wife, and go right back to lying flat. System: ??? First World: [Greed] Overbearing CEO and Bankrupt Wage Slave (Complete) System: You're being hunted over a mountain of gambling debts. You have no food or shelter, and you're freezing and starving. You need to work hard to win over the protagonists and deal with the evil god. Villain: I'll pay off your debts. Use this black card as much as you like. You'll have the best food, clothes, and home. You're not allowed to go out alone. You can only stay at home. So, at the crucial moment when the villain catches the male protagonist cheating and is about to turn evil, Song Qi raises his hand and slaps the male protagonist. The slap leaves everyone shrieking and the System short-circuited, while the villain's heart pounds wildly for him... Laid-back Song Qi: Hah. I'll decide for myself what to do. Second World: [Wrath] Noble Young Master and Divine Priest (Complete) Temple: Born with red eyes and afraid of sunlight, he's the devil destined to destroy the world according to the divine prophecy! Song Qi wraps the boy in his cloak and holds him close. Poor little cabbage, unloved by his father and mother. System: ??? You call the villain who ruins his family, burns cities to the ground, leaves soldiers trembling with fear, and has a name that makes children cry in the middle of the night pitiful?!!! Third World: [Infatuation] Young Master of Shuiyun Sect and Leader of the Demon Cult (Ongoing) Love gives rise to obsession. In the story, the villain is deceived in both body and heart by the male protagonist. To help him seize a treasure, the villain loses all his martial arts, is abandoned by everyone, and becomes someone everyone wants dead. The martial world mocks him: Groveling beneath a man's body of your own free will. How disgusting! Song Qi knocks everyone down and lifts the villain's chin. Your taste is awful. Why not find someone else? How about serving me? P.S. A few little notes 1. The story is from the male lead's point of view. Both of them are gods at heart, and they take human form and fall in love in different worlds. 2. The love interest is a shard. Each world amplifies a particular trait, but they're all the same person! 3. The male lead is extremely powerful, but sometimes his way of thinking is bizarre. Please bear with him. Here's a preview of an upcoming story with a male protagonist as the love interest. I hope you'll like it. (Raises little paws, asking for a bookmark): [Upright Immortal Lord as the Love Interest, Lunatic Villainous Demon Lord as the Male Lead] Jun Moxiao transmigrates into a book, becoming the female protagonist's senior fellow disciple in a cultivation novel. He's a supporting character who takes bullets and blades for her, showers her with kindness, and plays the ultimate caring big brother. Later, during the war between immortals and demons, he dies at the hands of the villainous Demon Lord Chu Qing while covering his junior sister's escape. Jun Moxiao's take on this ending: No need for that. As the saying goes, solve the problem at its source. He figures he can't beat Chu Qing in a fight. A thousand years ago, Chu Qing could defeat all the lands with a single sword stroke. But maybe he can try a gentler approach... "I can use my warm and sincere heart to change him!" Jun Moxiao still remembers the passionate fervor surging in his heart when he said that. So this is what it feels like to be given a mission! Then his master affectionately patted his head and placed a silencing spell on him. Jun Moxiao: ... Jun Moxiao, senior brother of Tianyan Sect, is as elegant and luminous as the moon, flawless in appearance. Like snow atop a mountain or the bright moon in the sky, he can only be admired from afar, never approached. A heaven-blessed genius, he's a role model pursued by countless young cultivators. But only his fellow disciples know that beneath his seemingly otherworldly exterior, their senior brother is a complete goofball. It's better when he stays quiet. The moment he opens his mouth, he says the most astonishing things. At last, the day comes when the world-ending Demon Lord appears and demands that Jun Moxiao choose between the junior sister on his left and his master on his right. Jun Moxiao stands with his hands behind his back before the demon army. The cold wind whips his robes, giving him the air of a true master. He speaks slowly: "Only children have to choose. I want them both." Demon Army: ??? Demon Lord Chu Qing's smile stiffens. "What do you mean?" "I mean I'll choose the middle." Chu Qing shakes his head. "I'm afraid there is no middle option." "There is." The heaven-blessed genius points straight ahead without changing expression. "The middle of them is you." The Demon Lord is instantly at a loss for words, a complicated look in his eyes. "You want me? Are you into men?" Under everyone's gaze, Jun Moxiao says, one word at a time, "I want to save you." Demon Army: This human must be insane... Theme: Stand on your own two feet and strive for greatness!