Joao was supposed to attend a trial with Real Madrid in 2026, but after getting beaten up for trash-talking Cristiano Ronaldo, he ended up in 2012.
With Ronaldo at the peak of his career standing right in front of him, Joao wasn't afraid. He kept trash-talking him, going all out to bash him. And so, he became Real Madrid's undisputed number one Ronaldo hater.
People thought he'd have a hard time fitting in at Real Madrid, but to everyone's surprise, he soon became part of the team.
Able to play every position, he became the whole team's favorite, a true "darling of heaven."
With his help, Ronaldo went on to surpass Messi and countless legends to become the greatest star in history...
But then, one day, Ronaldo confessed his feelings for him.
Joao couldn't help staring in shock. "Wait, how could Cristiano possibly be...? This is nothing like what I thought I knew about him!"
Ronaldo gave him a knowing smile. "Joao, what I've been trying to tell you all along is that I'm right here in front of you. You're so interested in me, so why don't you just ask me directly when you have questions? Why do you have to find out from gossip tabloids? It hurts my feelings, you know?"
One day, during an interview with a reporter:
Reporter: "Joao, I've heard you've always been a Chris hater. How do you manage to trash-talk him and still set him up with passes?"
Joao: "Because on the football pitch, Chris has boundless stamina, incredible speed, and lots of tricks. He can make you feel the impact of his power. Most importantly, he can keep going for a long time..."
Host: "Why do I feel like you aren't talking about the football pitch?"
A few notes:
1. The protagonist is the bottom, and the pairing is with Ronaldo.
2. The story focuses on matches, with romance as a side element.
3. The timeline follows real-life events.
4. One-on-one romance, all sweetness, no angst.
5. Updated daily at 6 p.m.
6. You don't need to know much about football to enjoy it. There's plenty of chemistry...
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This book is also known as "The Number One Ronaldo Hater's Struggle to Survive at Real Madrid (Not Really)," "The Number One Ronaldo Hater and Ronaldo's Unspoken Secrets," and "On Raising Ronaldo into the Greatest Star of All Time"...
Please add my new story to your favorites, take it home, and give it some love. Tease me all you like, I promise I won't fight back. Mwah! (* ￣3)(ε￣ *)
Theme: Give everything you've got to win!
Years later, when Real Madrid fans learned that Joao was almost sold to Barcelona by Mendes:... Traitor, damn Mendez
So, I really want to know who Beckham was facing, and who Ronaldo was facing at that time. Of course, I am also curious about Keane and Rooney. How fun that would be.
Laughing to death, I guess once Mendes said he wanted to buy Barcelona, Real Madrid would definitely sign him hahaha
Is there such a tradition?? I know the tradition of Manchester United's dressing room. It's not someone's prank, right?_?
Uh-huh, this statement... Feels a little bit...
Please ask a certain national team to refuse to post the sticker
Manchester United has it, Real Madrid doesn't have it, right?
Go to Portugal and start praying?
It feels like every conversation between the two of them leads to a strange point.
There can be commentary, but there is no need for too many comments from netizens. It will break up the tense game into pieces and make the reading experience very poor.