The original version of "After He Kissed His Childhood Friend, His Friend Ran Away" was posted by mistake. I moved the fish to my collection in the author's section. This is the mistaken version, with some changes to the content. Don't get lost, my dears, QAQ!
[Short-tempered, innocent puppy * gentle (not really) hunk]
Yan Le is a small-time streamer of a middling MOBA game. He's exceptionally skilled with Moonlight Goddess, ranking in the national top ten for solo queue points.
Unfortunately, he has a terrible temper, doesn't like interacting, and won't play with his viewers.
His livestream room name is the same as his in-game ID: [One Punch for Every Whiny Baby]
Impatient and bad-tempered. No wonder the viewers don't like him.
Then one day, in the final ranked match, he ran into a teammate named [Whiny Baby]. The teammate instantly locked in the infamous... deadweight support?
[Teammate A: Sure, sure, playing like this in a 100-star match, huh?]
[Teammate B: Am I just one part of your little game?]
[Teammate C: Heh. Couples, your whole family can go to hell. I'm giving you three minutes to surrender, thanks.]
Whiny Baby said nothing.
Yan Le: ?
Sitting at home, and a ship pairing drops out of the sky?
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His younger sister's private tutoring lesson was about to start. In a panic, she shoved her phone into her cousin's hands, and Qu Fan had to step in at the last minute. He stared at the character selection screen, where the fairy-wand-wielding deadweight hero had already been locked in, and fell into deep thought.
What the heck? He was the top jungler in the country on a championship team, and now he had to play a kite-flying, squishy support?
He asked the team's jungler to switch positions dozens of times, but was turned down every single time.
[One Punch for Every Whiny Baby]: You useless trash, just lie there and don't make trouble
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The game was nearing its end. After a team fight, three of their side were down. Yan Le managed to trade one for four at the last possible moment, then stared in silence as the enemy jungler fled, being relentlessly attacked by his own team's support, who was moving with flashy finesse.
The enemy jungler... wasn't bad.
As the System notification [Ace] sounded, Whiny Baby swiftly smashed the enemy crystal under the gaze of nine corpses.
[Teammate A shouted: Sister-in-law, you're amazing!]
[Teammate B howled: May big brother and sister-in-law stay together for a hundred years!]
[Teammate C cried excitedly: I was too loud before. I'll surrender! I'll do it right now!]
Unable to resist his viewers' airship gifts, Yan Le reluctantly teamed up with Whiny Baby for a duo queue, just to make good content.
Had his little sister suddenly become an all-around mage god? MVP every game?
For the first time, Yan Le, who usually carried his teammates, had his rhythm stolen and climbed the ranks while being carried.
[System notification: One Punch for Every Whiny Baby has requested to add you as a friend. Accept?]
[Yes]
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Later, Yan Le had a regular teammate. Later still, his viewers noticed that Yan Le was always blushing. And after that, everyone knew the streamer seemed to have gotten himself a wife.
- Game ID: [Whiny Baby]
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When Yan Le suddenly received an invitation from the league's number-one team, he was dumbfounded.
When Yan Le happened to see the game ID in the top-left corner of Qu Fan's game screen, he was stunned.
Could someone tell him how his gentle, considerate, understanding mage god Whiny Baby... had somehow become his captain and idol? The important thing was, he was... a man!
What happened to the wife he was promised!?
Theme: Never give up
