Part 1:
: Is being a god an iron rice bowl?
: No?
: How do you know?
: Because I'm a minor god about to be demoted.
Si Jiu, a lazy little god in the Matchmaking Palace whose KPI score is less than half his senior brother's and higher than half his junior brother's, is finally kicked out of Heaven by the Matchmaker, who's had enough of him. Down in the human world, he dutifully takes up matchmaking and opens a matchmaking agency.
First day in the human world: Determined to learn and improve, he visits the agency next door to observe. Instead, he's swept up in a police raid on vice... along with a good-looking "masseur."
Second day in the human world: The "masseur" shows up at his shop and asks to fill out a matchmaking form.
Third day in the human world: The "masseur" arrives with a stern expression to deliver the matchmaking fee.
Nth day in the human world:
Si Jiu, manager of the Matchmaking Palace's human-world branch: Why haven't you been arrested by the police yet?
Xie Yuheng, director of the Heavenly Court Administration Bureau and captain of a human-world police unit: Why hasn't a fraud like you slipped up so I can arrest you?
Part 2:
As everyone knows, the director of the Heavenly Court Administration Bureau doesn't care about food or drink, handles affairs impartially, and is completely selfless.
So his marriage is the Matchmaking Palace's top priority.
The Matchmaker announces: Whoever can solve his lifelong-singles problem gets a perfect KPI score for five years straight.
Si Jiu, who's also in the human world, is eager to give it a try. But the moment he sees the photo, he can already picture his own epitaph.
Why is this the "masseur" I've been swindling and conning every day???
Part 3:
Whenever anyone asks about Si Jiu's entrepreneurial journey,
he says it was a struggle written in blood and tears.
His unlucky subordinate Shen Dao, stuffed full of dog food: On your first day in business, you accidentally tied down the man who has absolute authority in Heaven, then used him as a living advertisement. After that, your less-than-ten-square-meter agency was packed with people, bustling with customers from morning till night. Where exactly were the blood and tears?!%￥#@*&
And then, this man became Si Jiu's husband.
Then, this man founded a wedding-planning company for Si Jiu.
Then, Si Jiu stayed curled up at home, collecting a steady stream of offerings, with absolutely no desire to return to Heaven.
What's wrong with being a little freeloader who gets by without working?
The lazy, bottom-of-the-class Matchmaking Palace receiver who has to chase KPIs and ends up giving himself away vs. the diamond bachelor director of the Heavenly Court Administration Bureau and captain of a human-world police unit, the Matchmaking Palace's top target, as the aggressive pursuer.
P.S. The entire story is fictional and completely ridiculous. Don't take it too seriously.
Theme: Life is hard when you don't work hard
