Yun Wan thinks he's the most, most, most pitiful NPC!
The dungeon he's in has the highest clear rate, which has led players to slaughter his coworkers in droves.
As a result, he tearfully holds the top spot on the NPC internal hit list.
Yun Wan has to dodge attacks from both coworkers and players, all while staring at his empty wallet and sighing.
Wanwan is afraid of dying, but even more afraid of starving to death!
At last, the Main God takes pity on this pretty, hardworking subordinate:
"I've got a special mission for you! Someone else has taken the top spot for clear rates lately. Go investigate what's going on with those old dungeons of yours!"
"Someone took my number one spot?" Yun Wan's eyes fill with tears of joy.
But as the cold, stern face slowly comes into focus, the little NPC's heart sinks.
Th-this is one of the ex-boyfriends he wronged! The second! The third!
Even more despairing, Yun Wan had thought he knew the script by heart, only to find the plot going completely differently this time:
[The Two-Faced Senior]
Last time, Yun Wan played the school bully, but secretly worked as an erotic streamer taking private requests. Once he'd earned enough, he vanished without a trace.
Who knew the patron he was meeting offline this time would be the pure, innocent junior he'd bullied?
The sinister junior pins him hard against the wall. "Didn't you say it yourself back then, Senior? If you don't like it, come let me f*** you."
[The Lin Family's Haunted House]
Last time, Yun Wan played a feng shui master, making a fortune from rumors that the Lin family was haunted.
In truth, the Lin family had been faking the hauntings, and the rumored young master Lin, who supposedly died unjustly, didn't even exist.
Tonight, a cold wind bursts through the window, and fingers cool as willow leaves slip inside his robe. "Little liar, why aren't you wearing the dress I gave you?"
[Desire on a Deserted Island]
Last time, Yun Wan played a beautiful stepmother and won the vault code by placating his "husband."
This time, Yun Wan stares in shock at his husband's portrait. Three refined, handsome young men stand behind him. "Father is dead. Whose room will you sleep in tonight?"
[Undercover in Prison]
Last time, Yun Wan played a beautiful prisoner who'd been wrongly convicted, but was actually a support NPC for the players.
The warden was so bewitched by him that he let the beauty steal his things.
The beauty trembles in a corner as a slender iron rod lifts his chin. "Routine inspection. Take off your clothes."
The stolen key is hidden at his waist. Yun Wan's voice quivers. "Warden, didn't you... inspect me last time?"
The iron rod slowly moves toward his taut lower abdomen. The reflected light is as cold as the man's voice. "Who inspected you last time?"
"Was it the former warden I killed?"
[To be continued]
Wanwan doesn't understand a thing. Wanwan just wants to make money.
Wanwan doesn't understand why the whole world is full of his ex-boyfriends.
[Reader's guide:
1. A popular NPC who'll do anything for money and missions vs. several split versions of a top who has everything except a lack of money. The tops include both players and NPCs.
The author is completely unhinged. Don't read this from a player's point of view; it's about a wife training dogs and mad dogs chewing on their wife.
2. I'm already working on it! The blurb may change from time to time. I'll do my best to serve up something delicious!]
First version screenshotted on 2023.10.4
Second version screenshotted on 2024.12.11
Third version screenshotted on 2025.6.7
Theme: Love helps people grow
