* A ridiculously good actor, top-tier green tea gong x a lucky-E fake jinx, actual universally adored shou
Liu Jiwei was approached by a System: [According to the original worldline, the Chosen Ones of Fortune and the genius powerhouses in this world will inevitably fall into darkness. Before that happens, I need you to touch their hearts and change the predetermined ending in which the world is destroyed.]
Liu Jiwei: [? If I know they're all psychopaths, why would I go looking for abuse? Wouldn't that make me crazy too?]
System: [One more thing: you are currently deceased. Complete the mission to claim a resurrection card. Refusal will be considered an automatic forfeit. The System is about to go offline. Five, four, three, ]
Liu Jiwei: [...Wait, I think I can hang in there a little longer!]
So he diligently and conscientiously got to work, dragging every cold, obsessive, blackened villain off for a mental massage.
He was determined to put the principle of “there is true affection in this world, and the world is a beautiful place” into practice with every target!
The Ghost King of Fengdu was still a weak little ghost who needed human blood to survive every day?
No problem. Liu Jiwei was a walking blood bag, with plenty to spare!
The Lord of the Demon Realm needed to unite the entire realm to win the heart of his beloved, and needed an old tool who could expand his territory by day and go undercover among his enemies by night?
No problem! He'd make sure the Lord and his beloved lived happily together for a hundred years!
The Supreme Sword Venerable of the Great Void needed to cut off his romantic ties to master the highest form of the Heartless Dao?
Don't worry. A qualified romantic tribulation target would jump from the Immortal Execution Platform on his own. Three, two, one, jump!
After completing his mission and bowing out, Liu Jiwei planned to leave without a backward glance. But the targets, who should have gone their separate ways, came after him, some mad, some deranged, some fallen into darkness.
Lou Fusheng, the Ghost King who had been kept alive by Liu Jiwei's blood and had nearly turned him into a puppet: “Jiwei, in life you're mine, and in death you'll be my ghost. In every life, I will never let you go.”
Helian Jue, once unruly and arrogant, who had treated him as nothing but a tool to win the throne and his beloved: “Xiao Liu, I wronged you back then. Can you give me a chance... to start over?”
Yue Yiqing, the Sword Venerable who had mastered the Heartless Dao and turned white-haired overnight: “There are three thousand great paths, but none is worth more than you. Jiwei, if you were gone from this world, what meaning would anything have?”
Liu Jiwei: “? Can I call for legal assistance?”
But Liu Jiwei never could have imagined this.
That mysterious mission target who would really destroy the world at the slightest disagreement... How could he be an even better actor than Liu Jiwei?
Theme: Where there's a will, there's a way.
These mission targets all feel like they deserve a beating. Are their fists hard? [Angry]
What does a cat call: Meow?
What is the sound of sheep?
How do cows cry: moo
How do dogs bark: Madam, I really like you. Have you eaten? What to eat and who to eat? Good morning, good afternoon, good night. See you next time.
I've been under a lot of pressure lately, and I feel really annoyed sometimes. Even my relatives and friends think I'm a bit grumpy, because I lose my temper over little things. But my wife hugged me from behind and said I had pre-marital anxiety, and kissed me on the corner of the mouth, and I felt everything was wonderful.
After meeting my wife, I guess my boxing skills are only scissors, because my wife, you are my boxing cloth QAQ
Have you finished saving? [Let me be healthy] Keep waiting. I want to know what happened to attack and receive. I click in every time. There is no new chapter. I am so anxious. [Crying] Don't cheat me.
[Cat's Claw][Cat's Claw] Come back, baby
I really want to see it
Really
Come back soon
[Star Eyes]
[Let me be healthy]
[Come on]
[Hands together]
[Good Luck Lotus]
[star eyes][star eyes][star eyes][star eyes][star eyes]
So when will I get into v (tears) I want to see the follow-up woo woo
I couldn't get it, so I just restarted???????? You can't afford the Demon King?
Will anyone else have memories? It shouldn't matter if Weiwei has the system to protect it, but what about the mission? If you reopen the Demon Emperor Stock after completing the mission, it will probably drop off a cliff (a second of silence)
At this time, the sword fairy who had not appeared yet still did not appear.
If you open it up again, you might be able to figure out how the devil met Weiwei (Pigas pondered)
Excuse me, madam, how did you get through the barrier between skin and mucous membranes? Survive the lysozyme in secretions and phagocytosis by macrophages? And also avoid the antibodies secreted by plasma cells or the lymphokines secreted by sensitized T cells and enter my heart? (Love you) (Compare my heart) (Kneel down) (Take out the ring) (Propose)
(Appears in a Lamborghini) (Gets out of the car with a backflip) He is also a handsome guy today (holds a rose in his mouth) (Pieces a rose in his mouth) (Forcibly endures) (Pushes sunglasses) (Leans against the wall) What, ba... (Slips) by... Oops I (backflip 7200° on the spot, then turn 10800°, step on my right foot with my left foot, grab the heel with my right hand, touch the back of my head with my left hand, do a forward somersault and land firmly in front of you to show my heart) Hi, madam, you wrote so well!
? I have initiated a forced marriage application to my wife! !
Madam, do you think why tall people like to swim across the water, while short people like to swim? Because short people love to swim.
These mission targets all feel like they deserve a beating. Are their fists hard? [Angry]
What does a cat call: Meow? What is the sound of sheep? How do cows cry: moo How do dogs bark: Madam, I really like you. Have you eaten? What to eat and who to eat? Good morning, good afternoon, good night. See you next time. I've been under a lot of pressure lately, and I feel really annoyed sometimes. Even my relatives and friends think I'm a bit grumpy, because I lose my temper over little things. But my wife hugged me from behind and said I had pre-marital anxiety, and kissed me on the corner of the mouth, and I felt everything was wonderful. After meeting my wife, I guess my boxing skills are only scissors, because my wife, you are my boxing cloth QAQ
Have you finished saving? [Let me be healthy] Keep waiting. I want to know what happened to attack and receive. I click in every time. There is no new chapter. I am so anxious. [Crying] Don't cheat me.
[Cat's Claw][Cat's Claw] Come back, baby I really want to see it Really Come back soon [Star Eyes] [Let me be healthy] [Come on] [Hands together] [Good Luck Lotus] [star eyes][star eyes][star eyes][star eyes][star eyes]
So when will I get into v (tears) I want to see the follow-up woo woo
I couldn't get it, so I just restarted???????? You can't afford the Demon King? Will anyone else have memories? It shouldn't matter if Weiwei has the system to protect it, but what about the mission? If you reopen the Demon Emperor Stock after completing the mission, it will probably drop off a cliff (a second of silence) At this time, the sword fairy who had not appeared yet still did not appear. If you open it up again, you might be able to figure out how the devil met Weiwei (Pigas pondered)
Excuse me, madam, how did you get through the barrier between skin and mucous membranes? Survive the lysozyme in secretions and phagocytosis by macrophages? And also avoid the antibodies secreted by plasma cells or the lymphokines secreted by sensitized T cells and enter my heart? (Love you) (Compare my heart) (Kneel down) (Take out the ring) (Propose)
(Appears in a Lamborghini) (Gets out of the car with a backflip) He is also a handsome guy today (holds a rose in his mouth) (Pieces a rose in his mouth) (Forcibly endures) (Pushes sunglasses) (Leans against the wall) What, ba... (Slips) by... Oops I (backflip 7200° on the spot, then turn 10800°, step on my right foot with my left foot, grab the heel with my right hand, touch the back of my head with my left hand, do a forward somersault and land firmly in front of you to show my heart) Hi, madam, you wrote so well!
? I have initiated a forced marriage application to my wife! !
Madam, do you think why tall people like to swim across the water, while short people like to swim? Because short people love to swim.