Coming soon: "Pretty Babies Keep Getting Eaten by Monsters" and "When Being a Background Character Means You're a Magnet for Perverts"
Please add them to your favorites! Blurbs below.
After Chi Yan gets into a car accident, he awakens to the fact that he is the fake young master and cannon fodder in a novel about two young masters, one real and one fake.
In the story, the fake young master constantly antagonizes the real young master, the protagonist. As a result, he loses his family's affection, gets hated by the entire internet after appearing on a dating show, falls into depression, and eventually takes his own life.
Feeling exhausted after learning how the story ends, he plans to turn down the dating show. But the production team offers so much money that he eventually agrees to go.
Once on the show, Chi Yan has no expectations and simply checks out. But as soon as filming begins, he becomes the center of attention. First, an award-winning actor falls for him at first sight and launches into a full-on declaration of love. Then the senior he had a crush on acts completely out of character: instead of pursuing the real young master, he starts picking fights with Chi Yan.
Chi Yan: I can't slack off. I really can't slack off.
A major event has rocked the entertainment industry. Qin Hanxiao, an award-winning actor who has never appeared on a variety show, has agreed to join one, and it's a dating show, no less.
The internet goes wild, with netizens flocking to see what's going on.
Fans: Our idol is so amazing. How could anyone be good enough to date him? What a joke.
Passersby: We don't believe it either, but the wife's really gorgeous.
When Chi Yan appears on the show, all the viewers are stunned. Then the comments start streaming by, one after another, all calling him "wife."
Fans: We take back what we said. With a wife this beautiful, it's only natural our idol would fall for him.
Qin Hanxiao falls for it, too. He sends his first heart-flutter message to Chi Yan on day one, and keeps sending them to him afterward.
He chooses Chi Yan for dates, gets up early to make him breakfast, and even the usually stone-faced love interest shows the rare hint of a smile.
Strangely, whenever Chi Yan sees Qin Hanxiao's face, he feels an inexplicable sense of familiarity.
The viewers who initially doubted Chi Yan fall silent. Every day, they watch the livestream with knowing smiles. Before long, Chi Yan becomes an internet sensation, and his paintings go viral along with him.
After the show ends, Chi Yan is just about to head home when someone pulls him into a car. The man holds him firmly around the waist with one hand, his hot breath brushing Chi Yan's neck as he says softly, "I even held you when you were little."
Only then does Chi Yan learn that he was apparently raised as a future bride for the man's family, and that they had been promised to each other as children.
Bonus scene:
The love interest and Chi Yan are assigned to the same room. Chi Yan goes to take a shower, and the comments are full of people asking why they don't shower together to save time.
The love interest's fans step in: Our idol would never do something like that. He's a decent, upstanding man.
The supposedly decent man sits on the bed for a while, not even looking at his phone, staring straight at the bathroom. Then he picks up a towel and walks over to the door.
"Did you bring a towel? I came to bring you one."
The fans: ...
Coming soon:
"Pretty Babies Keep Getting Eaten by Monsters"
The love interest grew up in a funeral home. From the moment he was born, he could see things other people couldn't.
He was extraordinarily beautiful, but his strange, solitary nature often made him a target for people who would "bully" him.
Then one day, he fell into a cave in the mountains behind his home, and from then on began traveling through all kinds of strange worlds.
He was happy, because for the moment nobody was bullying him. But soon he realized something was wrong.
The monsters known as BOSSES looked at him strangely, as if they wanted to swallow him whole.
A giant python might wrap its thick tail around him and hiss out an invitation to mate; a sinister, many-faced puppet might block his path and leave him nowhere to run.
That was when he realized he would never escape. They were going to "eat him" alive.
"A brooding young man with a human head and a snake's tail from a Miao village"
They say there is a Miao village deep in the mountains, a place of unimaginable danger, with overgrown vegetation and venomous snakes everywhere, where death lurks at every turn.
Veteran players who have been there know how dangerous the village is. They warn others to stay away from the villagers if they want to survive.
Everyone follows their advice, until one day they discover that the most beautiful player has suddenly fallen ill. His fair, slender waist is covered in vivid red marks, the sign of the cruelest curse: snake girdling.
Everyone scatters, leaving the frail young man lying there alone.
But they don't know that a human-headed, snake-bodied monster is slowly crawling out of the darkness. Its enormous tail coils around the slender waist as it says in a sinister voice, "Easy, darling. Not one of them will get away."
"When Being a Background Character Means You're a Magnet for Perverts"
The love interest was a celebrity who became an internet sensation as soon as he debuted, earning himself a place in the entertainment industry.
But on his way home, he was stalked by an antis fan and left bleeding in the street. He died amid the sorrow and mourning of countless people.
After his death, he was bound to the Background Character System and sent to various worlds to play an inconspicuous extra.
But the System soon regretted its decision. The love interest was simply too beautiful, and every world he visited started to go off the rails.
He also discovered that he seemed especially good at attracting perverts and lunatics, who obsessively begged for his affection.
World One: The Little Aide in a Cultivation World
The love interest is a little aide in a sect, but he has no aptitude for cultivation and not even the slightest trace of spiritual energy, so he is assigned to the library.
Recently, though, more and more people have been coming and going from the library, and they seem to enjoy hovering in front of him to get his attention.
Then one day, the sect leader himself arrives, solely to take the love interest as his disciple.
The love interest knows nothing about cultivation, and of course he doesn't understand why the sect leader holds him in his arms every night, or why he says such strange things to him.
Later, he learns that it is dual cultivation.
Theme: There is always light ahead.
When will it be updated? It's been a long time 😭 😭
Did the author make a typo? Chi Yan looked at Chi Yan quietly? 🐰