Shake It and You'll Regret It

To be rewritten

[Battle-hardened, Buddha-like slacker heroine's growth story X hero who has spent 500 years praying to Buddha just to dig up wild vegetables]

Wa'er accidentally tapped a shake-to-open ad and transmigrated into a game world almost identical to reality, with the shake-to-open function in her hands.

A mysterious forum full of scheming.

A customer service bot that lies through its teeth.

And just when she finally gets sent on a business trip, she gets caught up in a series of murders!

Gradually, things take an increasingly ridiculous turn.

Just as she's about to quit, her boss gets shot in the head!

Her boss's head turns out to be full of surprises: a six-foot-long snake comes slithering out!

She packs up her things and tries to run, only to find her coworkers and neighbors are all impostors!

Ever since she got the shake-to-open feature, she can shake her way into a new situation anywhere.

There are traps everywhere!

Even when a distant relative wants to give her a castle, Wa'er wipes her face and says, "I get it. This is a trap too."

After falling for too many traps, Wa'er comes clean and drops the act.

With the shake-to-open feature in hand, she transforms into the Advertisement Torture Queen!

[Shake to open: Take no damage when redirected to an ad]

[Mobius Shake to Open: Shake and get redirected, don't shake and still get redirected. You'll never reach the truth of skipping ads]

The monsters and opponents all say the same thing: "We're terrified! This is unbearable!"

By the time she'd killed her way through everything, Wa'er realized that a little tail had already wrapped itself around her.

The little tail loved her so much it was willing to die for her!

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