[The Ultimate Three Kingdoms] You're Right, but I'm Number One Under Heaven

"I'm unreasonable, stupid, emotional, and selfish, but I'm the best in the world."

Lu Yuan, eldest daughter of the Lu family of Jiangdong, began practicing martial arts at three. At seven, her combat power index surpassed 20,000. At nine, she defeated the thirty-third regiment of the Yellow Turban Academy single-handedly. At eleven, she swept through the junior, middle, and high school divisions at the Jiangdong tournament. Her combat power index shot past 30,000 in an instant, and from then on, she became famous throughout the land.

Lu Yuan's father bragged to outsiders that it was no surprise for a martial arts family to produce a once-in-a-century genius. In private, he told his daughter to conceal her progress from then on and never show her real face outside Jiangdong.

Father Lu: You're impatient by nature. Be careful not to offend people and make enemies for yourself.

Lu Yuan: Okay, but none of them can beat me.

With a splitting headache, Father Lu handed his daughter over to the second son of Principal Sun, assigning her a quiet secretarial job far removed from all the fighting.

Who could have guessed that on her very first day, Lu Yuan would happen to overhear Zhou Yu and Sun Quan talking about her?

Zhou Yu: Miss Lu may be a little dull, but she's highly skilled in martial arts and could be useful to Second Young Master.

Sun Quan: That single-minded idiot. She'd better not ruin my plans.

Lu Yuan: I'm out of here.

Lu Yuan ran off. People said she was stupid, so she was determined to study. Jiangdong had angered her, she couldn't stand the Yellow Turbans' underhanded tactics, and she especially detested how Yuan Shao of Runan threw his weight around.

So she headed for Donghan. She lifted her veil, tied her hair into low twin ponytails, and dressed up as a well-behaved girl. After threatening and bribing her younger brother, Lu Meng, into getting her a fake identity, she had only one goal: finish high school.

^ Cao, the president of Donghan Academy, had learned from the Cao family's covert agents that Lu Yuan seemed to be heading for Donghan. He spent three sleepless days coming up with 108 plans, never imagining that Lu Yuan, who always wore a veil, would turn out to be a delicate, fragile beauty who inspired anyone who saw her to protect her.

Cao Cao: Miss, you seem to have lost your way. Do you remember how to contact your family or friends? I can help you reach them.

Lu Yuan: No need. Just take me to Donghan Academy, President Cao.

Cao Cao: I never told you my name. How did you know my surname was Cao?

Lu Yuan: Damn, am I actually stupid?

^ Fengming Temple

Xiu: Aren't you Lu Yuan, whose combat power index exceeded 20,000 at the age of seven and whose martial arts are unfathomable?

Lu Yuan: That's me.

Xiu: Aren't the illusions here useless against experts whose combat power index is over 30,000?

Lu Yuan: That's right.

Xiu: Then why did you faint?

Lu Yuan: I didn't eat enough yesterday. Low blood sugar.

Xiu: By yesterday, you mean the day you ate ten buns, five bowls of noodles, and barbecue at a group dinner???

Please note before reading:

1. Original female protagonist, romance with multiple love interests. The main story has no one-on-one pairing.

2. This is a classic wish-fulfillment Mary Sue story. There is no political scheming. The melodrama runs ahead while the logic chases after it. There's no guarantee that characters absent from the supporting-character list will get a share of the romance.

3. Canon couples will be broken up. Canon couples will be broken up. Canon couples will be broken up.

Also known as Who Says I'm Stupid? I'll Fight You, and Yeah, I'm Stupid, and Stop Arguing, We Can Just Fight Instead.

Theme: Fists work better than brains