My Junior Sister Can Never Be Used as a Mount

A short-sighted poet, a top-notch chicken gourmet, a senior brother's exclusive flatterer, an ignorant and lazy fox x the most serious man in the devil world, an expert in raising foxes, the king of scrolls in the world of cultivation, a male mother who can do all the housework, and a senior brother (Warm reminder: There is absolutely absolutely no person, demon, demon, fairy or god in this article who has ever ridden a little fox!) * Zhouyu, a fox demon who aspires to become a demon concubine, is deceived by the roasted chicken and becomes the mount of a bald donkey. The former genius Jie Qianyan had his immortal bones dug up by his stepmother and fellow disciples, and was thrown into a devil's cave. He was forced to switch to the devil's path. On his way back to his master, he got lost and fell into the hands of a bald donkey, and became a furnace-guarding boy. All the demons and demons swore to kill this bald donkey, but he was so high-minded that he ascended to the upper world in the blink of an eye. Before Bald Donkey ascended, he couldn't worry about his mount and boy. In order to make them correct their evil ways as soon as possible, he specially built a cauldron of evil transformation and tied their souls to the cauldron, forcing, oh no, encouraging them to do good deeds for humans and demons, accumulate merit, and achieve righteousness as soon as possible. Since then, the evil crooked brother and sister have been doing good deeds (bushi) by stealing old ladies out and sending them back, digging and repairing roads, beating people to death with sacks and then rescuing them, etc. They have worked hard to accumulate virtue and do good, establish sects, and become the light of the righteous path and giants in the six realms. Later, the evil traitor appeared in the world and all life in the world was in ruins. All the major immortal sects jointly requested the two bosses to slay demons and protect the six realms. Fox Demon Zhou Yu: "What?" The demon cultivator explained Qian Yan: "Huh?" Introduction to the functions of the evil devil's crooked transformation cauldron: 1. Statistics of the merits of loving disciples, statistical method: random 2. Those whose monthly merits are less than 100 will be punished with 100 thunder strikes. Those whose merits are less than 100 for three consecutive months will be killed. 3. Two beloved disciples can report each other's immoral behavior, and the corresponding merits will be deducted according to the actual situation. 4. You can get some random merits by praising Master every day. 5. Hidden function: temporarily hidden Small theater: Zhou Yu: "Master! I want to report my senior brother for secretly calling you an old bald ass!" Jia Tan: "The report is successful, and the merit of a thousand words is -99." Jie Qianyan: "Master! I want to report my junior sister for stealing Mrs. Wang's chicken!" Jia Tan: "If the report is successful, Zhou Yu's merit will be -1." Reading guide: 1. The heroine is neither powerful nor smart (a simple summary: she runs away quickly, curses fiercely, takes advantage of others, and is flexible and adaptable!), Which is probably equivalent to the state of the stupid cat at home who is suddenly forced to go out to work. She is so cute and has no brain~ 2. It's not a story with a major heroine. The male and female protagonists have almost the same roles and are of similar importance. 3. Neither the male nor female protagonists are perfect characters. They will do some immoral things. If you don't like them, don't join them. 4. The three views of any character in the article are not equal to the author's three views. Everything is for the development of the plot. 5. Tianwen, Bao Tian, 1V1, HE ——————————Dividing line—————————— New article "I really don't know how to fight in a house" please collect: Ji Lan transformed into the embarrassing concubine of the Ji family, but she also made an extremely enviable marriage. In order to save the flower Cheng Yun, the second son of Jingbei Hou, Ji Lan the cow dung was killed four times by various people. When she came back for the fifth time, the fellow time traveler brought the system to connect with her. From then on, Ji Lan lived a wonderful life of conquering male protagonists, slapping villains in the face, and taking revenge and torturing scoundrels. If there was any flaw in this day, it was that Cheng Yu, a fellow countryman who dressed as Jingbei Hou Shizi, was getting more and more strange. He either encouraged her to change the male lead, or acted like a lightbulb and ruined her dates, which was dragging her down all day long. Ji Lan: "Brother, we are a team. If you do this, it will take years of the monkey to complete the task and go home..." Cheng Yu: "You may not believe it, but our book is not eunuch literature, childhood sweethearts, or marriage first, then love in the crematorium, but ordinary literature about brothers fighting against each other and practicing evil in the Shura field." Ji Lan: "..." Cheng Yu: "Actually, I am the real male protagonist." Ji Lan: "???" * The prince of Jingbei, Cheng Yu, died in battle. His body was returned to the capital wrapped in horse leather, but he was accused of treason and treason. The Jingbei Hou's mansion was destroyed overnight, and he also ended up with his body whipped in public. On the day of execution, Ji Lan, a younger sibling who had always been timid and cowardly, bumped her head to death in front of the Hou Mansion. Cheng Yu was greatly shocked. When he came back to his life, he vowed to protect his family, including Zhenlie's younger brother and sister—— "Hello host, I am System No. 027. Your mission this time is to conquer the male protagonist. You - why are you a man??!!" Cheng Yu: "???" Later, Cheng Yu learned that this system belonged to Ji Lan, and Ji Lan was a time traveler. He had died four times because he was careless and had no system. If he failed again this time, not only her, but the whole world would be ruined. Cheng Yu thought this was too simple. Her second brother and she had been engaged since childhood, and they had a bond of life and death in their previous lives. Wouldn't it be a natural thing for them to get together? Just arrange for the two of them to get married as soon as possible. The system made a sharp beep: "The male protagonist is you, it's you! Don't rush to be a green bastard, be careful that your intestines will regret it in the future!" Cheng Yu has always been an upright person and would never do such an unethical thing as having an affair with his younger brother and sister. The system had no choice but to give him a thumbs up: "You can help the heroine do some preliminary tasks and save enough points to let her change the strategy for the male protagonist." In order to ensure that the plan to change the male protagonist goes smoothly, Cheng Yu inquired about Ji Lan's preferences and planned to let his younger brother learn from them. Ji Lan: "Are there any 9,000-year-olds under the age of thirty who are 1.88 Meters tall, have eight-pack abs, are handsome in appearance, and have great power? Oh, the ones like the Imperial Supervisor, the Governor of the East Factory, the Chief of Ceremonies, etc. If one part is missing, they will never be able to have a child?" Cheng Yu: "..." Crazy! Cheng Yu felt that finding a husband for his future siblings was as difficult as climbing to the sky. He was the dignified Prince of Jingbei and a well-known major general in the north. During the day, he searched for suitable men in the capital. At night, he lit lamps and boiled wax to help her polish her erotic poems. From time to time, he created opportunities for her to have private meetings with foreign men. He carefully trained his guards to escort her, and gave her the property he saved as a dowry... After working hard all the way, Cheng Yu felt that he could only play the male lead by himself: "System, which one is more reliable, "Learning to perform ligation surgery in three minutes" or the Suicide Pill?" System: "Tsk..." Purpose: Neither a human being nor a monster should be too immoral.