Lin Yanche transmigrates into a book as a minor character with barely any lines. He's a walking disaster, a perennial trending topic, with rumors everywhere and scandals clinging to him. In the end, he bullies so many children into depression on a parenting reality show that he gets hounded off the internet and quits the entertainment industry.
Lin Yanche arrives in the middle of a live broadcast of the parenting show. A little toddler is clutching his pant leg and calling him "Daddy" in a baby voice.
Lin Yanche gets a headache. Whose child is this? Why is it calling random people family?
I'm tired. Maybe I should just announce my retirement.
*
Broke, Lin Yanche is forced to perform on the parenting show. The viewers mock him, waiting for him to embarrass himself.
[Secretly married with a child, and a chaotic private life.]
[What a jerk. He deserves to be hacked to pieces.]
[When is Lin Yanche finally going to get out of the entertainment industry?]
But then...
The livestream takes a strange turn.
[Tangtang, it's hard work looking after that deadweight.]
[Lin Yanche is so lucky to have such an amazing baby.]
[Breaking, trending: Did Lin Yanche listen to Tangtang today?]
Lin Yanche sighs. He planned to coast along like a lazy fish, but his kid is just too capable.
*
Facing the cameras, the little one clenches his tiny fists and puffs out his cheeks. "Tangtang is a big boy. Tangtang will protect Daddy."
The viewers shed envious tears, wondering what color of sack they should use to kidnap Tangtang.
Facing Lin Yanche, the little one beams with confidence. "Tingting is silly. Tangtang will help Little Daddy win Daddy's heart."
Gu Yunting sheds bitter tears. The kid he raised is so thoughtful.
*
Lin Yanche's comeback sets the internet ablaze.
Just as everyone is ready to mock his lack of skill and claim he's only popular because of the kid, he switches to his full-power mode and face-slaps all his haters, proving with actions that he's only lazy, not actually bad at anything.
[What? The pianist who won a gold medal abroad is Lin Yanche!]
[Oh my god, how did I not know Lin Yanche could sing so beautifully?]
[What kind of murderous agency could bury Lin Yanche's talents for all these years?]
Bonus scene
On the eighteenth floor of an office tower,
The president of the Gu Group is wielding his secret identity to run wild online: Ah, big brother, kill me! Ah, hubby, I want to sleep with you!
Lin Yanche suddenly appears and leans over behind President Gu, gently blowing in his ear. "Now that you've signed me, President, of course I'll satisfy all your demands~"
Note: This is a fictional world where same-sex couples can marry and have children. A silly, no-brain comedy.
Theme: True love conquers all
