After Losing My Memory, My Archrival Tricked Me into a Secret Relationship

Lin Xingran went out for a meal, got hit by a car, and lost his memory.

When he woke, he found himself facing a pair of cold eyes laced with amusement.

The man had broad shoulders and a narrow waist, a high nose, thin lips, and an air of distinction.

But for some reason, Lin Xingran felt a sudden hostility toward him.

A gift bag fell off the table, spilling several photos.

They showed Lin Xingran and the man in front of him wearing white shirts against a red background for their wedding portraits.

Lin Xingran stared in bewilderment. "Wait, are we married?"

The other man frowned, then suddenly smiled.

"That's right. I'm your husband."

-

Lin Xingran couldn't help wondering if they had really been in love.

His husband was cold and indifferent toward him, with not a hint of affection.

After thinking it over, Lin Xingran decided to be more proactive and save their marriage.

He sweetly said goodbye to his husband when leaving, and gave him a loving hug when he came home.

He dressed lightly and shared a bed with his husband, picking up a few little tricks...

Even when his husband turned him down, he didn't get angry. He rested his fingertips on the man's shoulder, shyly closed his eyes, and offered up his lips.

Sheng Fanyi went rigid. As he pushed him away, he heard Lin Xingran ask plaintively, "Honey, don't you love me anymore?"

"I love you, I love you." Sheng Fanyi shut his eyes and wrapped an arm around his waist as if completing a mandatory task.

After the kiss, Sheng Fanyi gritted his teeth, his expression twisting.

-

Then one day...

Lin Xingran recovered all his memories and slapped the man in front of him on the spot.

The other man didn't get angry. Instead, he held Lin Xingran tightly, looking afraid.

"Was it fun watching me dance in the palm of your hand?"

Lin Xingran shoved and kicked at him. "Get lost! I never want to see you again."

When Lin Xingran finally wore himself out struggling, Sheng Fanyi prodded the injured spot on his cheek with his tongue.

A smile tugged at his lips. He gripped Lin Xingran by the neck and kissed him.

"You've hit me and cursed me out. Isn't it my turn now?"

"Mmph... You're a pervert!" Lin Xingran's lips were swollen. He slumped limply in Sheng Fanyi's arms, breathing unevenly.

"Anything you say."

Sheng Fanyi gripped his waist and kissed him again.

One-on-one, both pure, straight-to-gay, childish bickering

"Bound to My Arch-Enemy by Fate?!"

- A story about childish arch-enemies

Lin Xingran was close to tears. "The thing I regret most in my life is sneaking a look at that forbidden dual-cultivation manual!"

Sheng Fanyi sneered. "And the thing I regret most is kicking the door open while you were reciting the incantation!"

People from the various sects: "Aren't those two sworn enemies who fight the moment they meet? Why are they always clinging to each other now???"

-

The elder looked at the red thread around their wrists and sighed deeply. "If you get more than ten paces apart, you'll both die on the spot."

Lin Xingran gritted his teeth. "Fine, I got unlucky and fell victim to a forbidden spell... But why did it have to be him?!"

Sheng Fanyi leaned closer. "Whose fault do you think it is? You think I wanted this?"

Lin Xingran hurried away. "Don't get so close to me! Would you die if you stayed away?"

Sheng Fanyi fell into thought. "...Probably."

Lin Xingran: "...Just destroy the world already."

-

And so their daily life took a sudden turn...

Eating together (by force), practicing swordplay together (no other choice), bathing together (???), sleeping together (...just trying to survive).

-

Eventually, the bond was finally broken.

But one certain someone still "happened to pass by" Qingxu Sect every day, and didn't leave until the next morning.

One day, Xiao Xiao Xiao knocked on the door to bring them breakfast.

The door opened a crack. Sheng Fanyi leaned halfway out, his hair still dripping wet and red marks covering his neck and collarbones.

"Your Qingxu Sect doesn't seem to have enough hot water in the mornings."

Xiao Xiao was dumbstruck, and nearly dropped the food box in his hands.

Lin Xingran's hoarse voice came from inside the room. "Sheng Fanyi, get back in here!"

Sheng Fanyi turned around, his voice sickeningly affectionate. "Coming, coming. Don't shout, you already sound hoarse."

Lin Xingran hurled a pillow at his face!

People from the various sects, faces red: "So that's what clinging to each other means..."

Someone asked Xiao Xiao Xiao what exactly he had seen that day.

Xiao Xiao Xiao was silent for a long time. "I saw scratch marks on Sheng Fanyi's neck."

Everyone: "...Did Lin Xingran do that???"

Sheng Xiaomin added in a low voice, "That's not all. My cousin has bite marks on his chest too. The old ones had barely faded before new ones appeared."

People from the various sects spun around, shrieking. "How wild!"

Reading guide:

· One-on-one happy ending, both pure, sweet romance~

· Childish bickering × forced cuddling × face-slapping

· At first: Whoever falls in love first is a puppy.

· In the middle: Woof.

· Later: Woof woof woof woof woof woof!

Core theme: Look at things from another angle, and you'll find a way through.