What Are the Odds of Finding a Wizard in the Kitchen?

#A snail-boy suddenly appears and claims to be a magician#

Ke Han lives in a world of absolute rationality.

As the youngest associate professor at Pingyang University, he has built everything around him on probability theory.

The probability of getting into Pingyang University by applying through the national college entrance exam is 98.99%, so he chose Pingyang University;

The probability of finding a faculty position abroad is 12.07%, so he chose to stay at the university;

The probability of finding a male partner he likes is 0.001%, so he chose to remain single...

One morning, he wakes up to find a "snail-boy" in his kitchen, sporting an eye-catching shock of red hair and claiming to be a magician.

The probability of something like this happening is definitely less than one in a hundred million. In theory, it approaches zero infinitely, so it is absolutely! Im! Poss! Ible!

Ke Han assumes it’s some kind of prank and asks coolly and indifferently, "What do you want from me?"

The handsome young man opposite him scratches his nonconformist red hair and grins, bashful but shameless, revealing a row of neat, gleaming white teeth. "I want your kiss."

"..."

Ke Han gives him a "kiss," but with his fist.

.

Later,

The magic boy shamelessly corners him under the moonlight and asks, "Professor Ke, can you calculate the probability that I’ll get a kiss from you today?"

Ke Han is busy preparing a research proposal and answers without looking up, "You and I are like two parallel lines. The probability of us intersecting? Zero."

Later still,

The magic boy appears before Ke Han covered in blood, wearing the same shameless expression as before. "Professor Ke, can you calculate the probability that I’ll get a kiss from you today?"

Ke Han’s expression remains unchanged, but his eyes are red as he leans close. "In non-Euclidean geometry, the probability of two parallel lines intersecting is 100%."

The boy cups his face and kisses him fiercely without giving him a chance to refuse. When they part, he looks aggrieved. "Don’t send me away again..."

-[Reading Guide]-

One-on-one, a sweet little romance.

An alternate universe. The math is only there to serve the story, so please don’t scrutinize it.

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