Hahahahahahaha [Quick Transmigration]

Name: X Haha

Breed: Husky

Age: Unknown

Intelligence: -999 to 999

Rating: SSS

Position: Task-taker in the Cannon-Fodder Rescue Department (highest completion rate)

A rising star in the entertainment industry, infamous for his scandals, gets hounded out of show business, then gets accosted by a husky.

"Want to adopt Haha? Guaranteed to make you famous!"

Rising Star: "You probably won't believe this, and I don't believe it either, but I can hear dogs talk!"

Later...

Rising Star: "Thanks, but why is the way I make a comeback 'a person who got bankrupted by a husky's destruction and can only sulk to himself has to be a good person'? Is there no more respectable way?"

A good-for-nothing in a fantasy world, abandoned by his sect and left to fall off a cliff, sees a wolf-like creature carrying a spirit herb toward him as he lies dying.

"Adopt Haha! You're at the Tribulation Transcendence stage, and Haha's at the Golden Core stage. We both have a future in ascension!"

Later...

The good-for-nothing looks at his collapsed cave abode, grabs Haha by the scruff, and asks, "Are you saying my luxurious palace was born with only two pillars?"

An ordinary person abandoned and betrayed by his teammates in the apocalypse falls unconscious after being infected with the zombie virus. He senses something approaching and forces his eyes open. A husky is licking his wound.

"How did you know I'm a healing-type Haha?"

Later...

Ordinary Person: "Can you let go of my last precious slipper? I don't want to go barefoot!"

Theme: Tomorrow will be better