[Complete]
[Next up: The Imperial Tutor Breaks Down in Tears]
[Synopsis]
As a ferryman in the underworld, You Yunyi spends every day listening to ghosts lament their obsessions and guiding them toward letting go.
Recently, the underworld has been modernizing its offices. They set up a livestream room in You Yunyi's office, where all the ghosts in the underworld and the living who are nearing death can watch.
You Yunyi: Slacking off at work just got harder.jpg
It is nice to hear the gossip, but after listening to it for thousands of years, nothing happening in the human world feels fresh anymore... Still, the viewers in the livestream room seem to enjoy it.
Ghost One: "It wasn't easy for my family to save up money, so when I got sick, I didn't get treatment. I wanted to leave the money for my husband and children to live on. I've been waiting in line in the underworld for three years, and I don't know how my husband and children are doing. Could you check on them for me, sir? Maybe visit them in a dream and tell them not to keep thinking about me, and to live their lives well."
You Yunyi comforted her. "Don't worry. You died at the start of the month, and your ex-husband remarried at the end of it. Before the new year, he already had another child. Your children are doing fine too. They dropped out of school and work like oxen, but at least they won't starve. They're all too busy to think about you."
In a hospital room in the living world, a woman about to give up on treatment said, "...I'll get treatment! Even if I have to sell everything I own!"
Ghost Two: "My boyfriend actually dared to cheat on me! I jumped straight off his balcony. He must regret it so much!"
You Yunyi nodded. "He regrets letting you into his home, since it brought down property prices for his building and the entire neighborhood. He made a huge scene at your funeral, upsetting your father so badly he had a brain hemorrhage and making your mother cry until she went blind. Then he regretted not making a big enough scene, so he kept spreading rumors online that you were the one who cheated."
On a rooftop in the living world, someone heartbroken who was about to take one last step said, "...I'm taking my leg back right now, and then I'm giving that scumbag a good kick."
Ghost Three: "I died so unfairly! I saw a really fresh fish beside a garbage pile and thought it was a shame to waste it, so I picked it up and cooked it. Who knew that thing was called pufferfish? Was I wrong to be frugal?"
You Yunyi agreed. "Not at all. You even climbed over someone else's courtyard wall to get the fish. You weren't just frugal, you were a model of austerity."
In the living world, a hand about to sneak a piece of meat from a neighbor's house, said to have been soaked in rat poison to kill rats, quietly withdrew.
-
You Yunyi was frail when he was alive, and his soul was even too weak to be reincarnated after death. He could only work as a ferryman and accumulate merit. But merit was hard to earn, and after a thousand years on the job, You Yunyi had long since given up.
Then one day, after ending a livestream, he was suddenly told that he had accumulated enough merit!
You Yunyi was thrilled. "Can I finally clock out and get reincarnated?"
The King of Hell said kindly, "No, you've been promoted to a full-time employee of the Underworld."
You Yunyi, an outsourced worker after a thousand years on the job: "..."
There were only so many permanent positions in the Underworld. Becoming a full-time employee meant he could absorb incense offerings and strengthen his body, which was much harder to achieve than getting a chance at reincarnation. The King of Hell encouraged You Yunyi to keep up the good work and shine in his role!
After becoming a full-time employee, You Yunyi could hear voices from the living world. That's when he learned that the people nearing death who had seen his livestream had burned quite a lot of incense for him.
[Hello, Lord Death, the livestream host. Thank you for talking me out of jumping off the bridge...]
[Lord Death, please show a sign! Is my dog, who died a few years ago, down there? Can I call in to your livestream and talk to them?]
[When will Lord Death livestream a look at the Book of Life and Death? Please, please!]
You Yunyi's colleagues in the Underworld all expressed their support for his livestream room. "Ever since we got the 'Lord Death' livestream, we've had so much less work!"
You Yunyi: ...
[Preview synopsis written on 2024-10-25]
※ Preview 1: After Getting Ahead by Having a Baby, the Sickly Beauty Gives Up
Synopsis: Ning Yichu is the fake young master of the Ning family.
Everyone says he is rotten to the core. When he was little, he already knew enough to pretend to be the Ning family's missing young master and sneak into their wealthy household. Even after the real young master came home, he shamelessly clung to the Ning family. As an adult, he even climbed into the bed of the He family's young master, who was about to get engaged to the real Ning young master. In the end, despite being a man, he got pregnant and shamelessly announced it to the world, using the baby to secure his place.
A shameless person like that died young. Good riddance...
Ning Yichu knows that everyone around him despises him, including He Shixia, who married him out of a sense of responsibility. But he doesn't care. He only wants to seize every opportunity to climb higher.
However, at the brink of death, Ning Yichu learns that he is merely a cannon-fodder villain in a story about a fake and real young master. The real young master of the Ning family is the protagonist.
Ning Yichu was born frail and sickly. He was abandoned, mistrusted, compared to others, and despised. No matter how hard he tried, he could never get anything he wanted. In the end, he died while everyone else celebrated. That was his whole life.
Reborn, Ning Yichu doesn't want to repeat the past, but the timing of his rebirth is unfortunate. When he opens his eyes, it's already the day after he and He Shixia registered their marriage.
Looking at his three-month pregnant belly, Ning Yichu says, "Let's get divorced. I'll have the baby aborted. Just compensate me with money."
He Shixia is silent for a long time before answering, "Fine. Once you've joined me for the show, we'll get divorced."
The film emperor He Shixia's marriage is exposed at the height of his fame. Rumor has it that he married his one-night stand after she got pregnant.
To put the scandal about his womanizing to rest, He Shixia agrees to appear on a daily-life variety show, and makes arrangements with Ning Yichu to participate together.
In his past life, Ning Yichu was always careful and considerate on the show, but everything went wrong, and in the end, nearly everyone turned against him.
This time, Ning Yichu decides to let the chips fall where they may. He doesn't care what anyone thinks. He'll just collect his appearance fee, finish filming, go home, and get divorced
When a popular young actor pretends to be friendly but is really trying to humiliate him, Ning Yichu cuts straight to the chase: "Do your fans know you have a girlfriend? Does your girlfriend know you're married and planning to have a third child? Do your bandmates know you deliberately got one of them injured and stole his opportunities?"
When someone who has a crush on the real young master makes no secret of wanting to grind Ning Yichu into the dirt, Ning Yichu goes for mutual destruction: "I climbed into He Shixia's bed and ruined the chance for the two families to arrange an engagement between him and Young Master Ning. Didn't I give you the opportunity to pursue Young Master Ning? Why haven't you gotten divorced and gone after the one you love?"
When his nominal husband, He Shixia, takes tender care of him, Ning Yichu refuses: "We'll get divorced after the show. Stop pretending we're in love. It's a hassle, and it's not like I'm going to lie and praise your skills in bed."
Netizens: Huh? Are we really allowed to hear this?
-
After filming ends, Ning Yichu takes out the divorce agreement.
He Shixia discusses it with a straight face. "If we divorce now, you'll only get a small amount of money. But if you help me maintain the marriage for another three years, I'll give you ten times the compensation."
Ning Yichu: "...A person can't let go of money just to save face."
But three years later, He Shixia says again, "If you help me maintain the marriage for another five years, I'll give you twenty times as much."
Ning Yichu: "..."
※ Preview 2: The Sickly Beauty Breaks Up After the Dating Show
Synopsis: Film emperor Lu Youyi has amnesia. When he wakes up, he insists that he has a lover.
The next day, Lu Youyi hugs Sang Shiyue outside the hospital and complains, "I woke up yesterday, but you only came today... Forget it, at least you came. I'm just too reluctant to break up with you."
Sang Shiyue: "..."
Sang Shiyue is frail and often goes to the hospital for checkups. He never expected the film emperor to mistake him for someone else. The film emperor's family even asks him to help stage a breakup so Lu Youyi will stop letting his imagination run wild.
Sang Shiyue needs money for medical treatment, so he agrees for the generous fee. Then he puts his acting skills to the test and breaks up with Lu Youyi.
Lu Youyi is devastated, but still refuses to give up. After pursuing Sang Shiyue for a while, he suggests, "Let's go on a dating show together. If you still want to break up after filming, I'll agree."
The dating show's appearance fee is generous, and people around the film emperor ask him repeatedly, so Sang Shiyue joins Lu Youyi on the show, just waiting until filming is over so he can break up with him.
-
Film emperor Lu Youyi has an accident. After waking up, he unexpectedly reveals that he's in a relationship and is about to appear on a dating show with his lover, who is outside the entertainment industry.
Netizens speculate endlessly. They can't imagine how a sharp-tongued film emperor who can't go three minutes without snapping at someone could possibly date. Would his partner have to indulge him all the time? Lu's partner must have a really good temper!
But after the show starts
Lu Youyi sticks close to Sang Shiyue, being exceptionally attentive and passionate. Nine and a half out of every ten things he says are sweet nothings. Sang Shiyue, on the other hand, reacts calmly and keeps rejecting Lu Youyi's concern.
Netizens: Stunned.jpg
#This hopeless romantic definitely isn't our film emperor Lu!
#The Film Emperor Lu's Partner Has a Really Good Temper
#It's not appropriate to bicker in public, you two can go bicker in bed!
-
Throughout the dating show, Lu Youyi is considerate and caring in every way. Sang Shiyue has to keep reminding himself: Lu Youyi is only acting this way because he's mistaken things due to his amnesia. They have never truly been in love, and they'll break up after the show.
However, after the show ends, Sang Shiyue unexpectedly learns that Lu Youyi's amnesia had actually been cured before he joined the show.
Every word and action during the show came from Lu Youyi's heart.
Even his initial mistake when he lost his memory had its roots in a secret crush he'd buried for years.
Theme: Treasure life and live with optimism.
It's tied. Every time I get stuck at the ending, I start to feel good. I want to see the ending but I don't want to see it. I only have a little bit of ending like a retelling. It feels so uncomfortable. It's neither better nor worse. It's a bit hard to describe the feeling. It was like this meal was a Manchu-Han banquet. The side dishes in front of me raised my expectations little by little. When I was about to eat the most delicious dish, someone else ate it. I could only look at the dishes, smell the aroma and listen to others describe the taste, but I couldn't eat it. It felt so uncomfortable.
Ha
The writing is pretty good, but a bit verbose.
The long self-narration is so long-winded that I can't stand it.
It's the first time I've seen an old married couple in the game, hahahahahaha
How should I put it? I feel like this is a kind of unit article. The pace is fast and relatively dull. Moreover, there are many forums, so personal preferences are different.
Come on [spread flowers] [spread flowers]
※Updated at 21:00 [kiss]
※Pre-collection 1 "The sick beauty got smashed after dribbling the ball up"
Copywriting: Ning Yichu was the fake young master of the Ning family.
They say he has a despicable nature. When he was young, he knew how to pretend to be the lost young master of the Ning family and infiltrate a wealthy family. After the real young master returned home, he shamelessly continued to cling to the Ning family. As an adult, he even climbed into the bed of the young master of the He family who was about to be engaged to the real young master of the Ning family. Finally, even though a man was pregnant, he even publicized it and took the ball to the top.
Such a shameless person died early, which is really satisfying...
Ning Yichu knew that everyone around him hated him, including He Shixia, who married him out of a sense of responsibility. But he didn't care, he just wanted to seize every opportunity to climb up.
However, at the moment of life and death, Ning Yichu realized that he was just the cannon fodder villain in a book about true and false young masters - the real young master of the Ning family was the protagonist.
And Ning Yi was born weak and sickly. He was abandoned, suspected, compared, and scorned. He tried his best to get nothing, and finally died when everyone was happy. This was his life.
After being reborn, Ning Yichu didn't want to make the same mistakes again, but the timing of his rebirth was unlucky. When he opened his eyes, it was already the day after he and He Shixia received the certificate.
Ning Yichu looked at her three-month pregnant belly and said: Let's get a divorce. I will abort the child. You can compensate me with money.
He Shixia was silent for a long time and answered him: Okay, after you finish participating in the show with me, we will get a divorce.
——Best actor He Shixia, at the time when he was famous, news of his marriage was revealed. According to legend, he married his one-night stand, Fengzi.
In order to quell the frivolous scandal, He Shixia accepted a daily variety show and agreed with Ning Yichu to participate together.
In her previous life, Ning Yichu was always careful and considerate in everything she did on the show, but things always went against her expectations. In the end, almost everyone shouted for beatings.
In this life, Ning Yi has been in trouble for the first time, and no one cares about it. She just waits to get her pay, finish recording the show, go home and get divorced——
Faced with a popular young man who seemed to be showing kindness but actually wanted to make him look embarrassed, Ning Yichu directly exposed his shortcomings: Do your fans know that you have a girlfriend? Does your girlfriend know that you are married and she is planning to have three children? Do your teammates know that you intentionally caused him to suffer fractures and robbed him of resources?
Faced with people who openly wanted to trample him into the mud and had a crush on Young Master Zhen, Ning Yichu made a final statement: I climbed into He Shixia's bed and cut off the possibility of his engagement with Young Master Ning. Didn't I give you the opportunity to pursue Young Master Ning? Why didn't you get divorced and pursue your sweetheart?
Faced with the considerate care of her nominal husband He Shixia, Ning Yichu refused: Divorce after the show, stop pretending to be affectionate, troublesome, anyway, I will not praise your skills against my will.
Netizens: Huh? Can we really listen to this?
After the recording of the show ended, Ning Yichu took out the divorce agreement.
He Shixia discussed seriously: Now that you are divorced, you can only get a very small amount of money. But if you cooperate with me to maintain the marriage for another three years, I will give you ten times the compensation.
Ning Yichu: ... You can't even give up money just to get a chance.
However, three years later, He Shixia said again: If you cooperate with me for another five years, I will give you twenty times more.
Ning Yichu:...
※Preview 2 "The Sick Beauty Breaks Up When the Love Complex Ends"
Copywriting: The actor Lu Yousuo suspected of amnesia. After waking up, he insisted that he had a lover.
The next day, Lu Yousui hugged Sang Shiyue who was passing by at the door of the hospital, and said sadly: I woke up yesterday, and you just came today... Forget it, just come, who makes me reluctant to break up with you.
Sang Shiyue:…
Sang Shiyue was frail and sick, and went to the hospital for physical examinations on a daily basis. Unexpectedly, he would be mistakenly identified by the actor. The actor's family also asked him to help stage a breakup scene so that the actor would stop thinking.
Sang Zhiyue was short of money for medical treatment, so she agreed for the sake of generous remuneration, and then used her lifelong acting skills to break up with Lu Youyi.
Lu Yousuo was hit hard, but he still refused to give up. After being obsessed with it for a while, he finally proposed: Let's go on a love show together. If you still want to break up after recording the show, I will agree to it.
The pay for Lian Zong was high, and people around the actor repeatedly requested it. Sang Shiyue and Lu You became suspicious of Lian Zong, and they just waited to break up after recording the show.
Actor Lu You suspected that he was in an accident. After waking up, he unexpectedly exposed his relationship and was about to take his lover outside the industry to a love show.
Netizens are speculating a lot. They can't imagine how the vicious-tongued actor, who feels uncomfortable without quarreling for three minutes, can fall in love. Does it all depend on the doting of his partner? Actor Lu's partner must have a good temper!
However, after the broadcast——
Lu Youyi stayed close to Sang Shiyue, and was extremely attentive and enthusiastic. Half of the ten sentences he said were love words. On the contrary, Sang Shiyue's reaction was mediocre and he always refused Lu Youyi's concern.
Netizen: Dumbfounded. Jpg
#This love brain is definitely not our Actor Lu!
#Bactor Lu's partner has a very good temper
#It's not appropriate to have an awkward scene in public, so the young couple went back to bed to make a fuss!
During the love affair, Lu Yousu was considerate and caring in every possible way. Sang Shiyue could only remind herself a few times that Lu Yousuo was like this because of amnesia and misunderstanding. They had never really been in love, and they would break up after the love affair.
However, after the show ended, Sang Shiyue unexpectedly learned that Lu Yousuo's amnesia had actually recovered before he started on the love drama.
During their relationship, everything they said and did came from Lu Yousu's sincerity.
The initial misunderstanding of amnesia originated from a secret love that had been buried for many years.
Finished with flowers (≧?≦)/
Finished with flowers. I wish the author good luck and good health in the Year of the Snake.
Finished scattering flowers [spreading flowers][spreading flowers]
Love each other forever
It's tied. Every time I get stuck at the ending, I start to feel good. I want to see the ending but I don't want to see it. I only have a little bit of ending like a retelling. It feels so uncomfortable. It's neither better nor worse. It's a bit hard to describe the feeling. It was like this meal was a Manchu-Han banquet. The side dishes in front of me raised my expectations little by little. When I was about to eat the most delicious dish, someone else ate it. I could only look at the dishes, smell the aroma and listen to others describe the taste, but I couldn't eat it. It felt so uncomfortable.
Ha
The writing is pretty good, but a bit verbose.
The long self-narration is so long-winded that I can't stand it.
It's the first time I've seen an old married couple in the game, hahahahahaha
How should I put it? I feel like this is a kind of unit article. The pace is fast and relatively dull. Moreover, there are many forums, so personal preferences are different. Come on [spread flowers] [spread flowers]
※Updated at 21:00 [kiss] ※Pre-collection 1 "The sick beauty got smashed after dribbling the ball up" Copywriting: Ning Yichu was the fake young master of the Ning family. They say he has a despicable nature. When he was young, he knew how to pretend to be the lost young master of the Ning family and infiltrate a wealthy family. After the real young master returned home, he shamelessly continued to cling to the Ning family. As an adult, he even climbed into the bed of the young master of the He family who was about to be engaged to the real young master of the Ning family. Finally, even though a man was pregnant, he even publicized it and took the ball to the top. Such a shameless person died early, which is really satisfying... Ning Yichu knew that everyone around him hated him, including He Shixia, who married him out of a sense of responsibility. But he didn't care, he just wanted to seize every opportunity to climb up. However, at the moment of life and death, Ning Yichu realized that he was just the cannon fodder villain in a book about true and false young masters - the real young master of the Ning family was the protagonist. And Ning Yi was born weak and sickly. He was abandoned, suspected, compared, and scorned. He tried his best to get nothing, and finally died when everyone was happy. This was his life. After being reborn, Ning Yichu didn't want to make the same mistakes again, but the timing of his rebirth was unlucky. When he opened his eyes, it was already the day after he and He Shixia received the certificate. Ning Yichu looked at her three-month pregnant belly and said: Let's get a divorce. I will abort the child. You can compensate me with money. He Shixia was silent for a long time and answered him: Okay, after you finish participating in the show with me, we will get a divorce. ——Best actor He Shixia, at the time when he was famous, news of his marriage was revealed. According to legend, he married his one-night stand, Fengzi. In order to quell the frivolous scandal, He Shixia accepted a daily variety show and agreed with Ning Yichu to participate together. In her previous life, Ning Yichu was always careful and considerate in everything she did on the show, but things always went against her expectations. In the end, almost everyone shouted for beatings. In this life, Ning Yi has been in trouble for the first time, and no one cares about it. She just waits to get her pay, finish recording the show, go home and get divorced—— Faced with a popular young man who seemed to be showing kindness but actually wanted to make him look embarrassed, Ning Yichu directly exposed his shortcomings: Do your fans know that you have a girlfriend? Does your girlfriend know that you are married and she is planning to have three children? Do your teammates know that you intentionally caused him to suffer fractures and robbed him of resources? Faced with people who openly wanted to trample him into the mud and had a crush on Young Master Zhen, Ning Yichu made a final statement: I climbed into He Shixia's bed and cut off the possibility of his engagement with Young Master Ning. Didn't I give you the opportunity to pursue Young Master Ning? Why didn't you get divorced and pursue your sweetheart? Faced with the considerate care of her nominal husband He Shixia, Ning Yichu refused: Divorce after the show, stop pretending to be affectionate, troublesome, anyway, I will not praise your skills against my will. Netizens: Huh? Can we really listen to this? After the recording of the show ended, Ning Yichu took out the divorce agreement. He Shixia discussed seriously: Now that you are divorced, you can only get a very small amount of money. But if you cooperate with me to maintain the marriage for another three years, I will give you ten times the compensation. Ning Yichu: ... You can't even give up money just to get a chance. However, three years later, He Shixia said again: If you cooperate with me for another five years, I will give you twenty times more. Ning Yichu:... ※Preview 2 "The Sick Beauty Breaks Up When the Love Complex Ends" Copywriting: The actor Lu Yousuo suspected of amnesia. After waking up, he insisted that he had a lover. The next day, Lu Yousui hugged Sang Shiyue who was passing by at the door of the hospital, and said sadly: I woke up yesterday, and you just came today... Forget it, just come, who makes me reluctant to break up with you. Sang Shiyue:… Sang Shiyue was frail and sick, and went to the hospital for physical examinations on a daily basis. Unexpectedly, he would be mistakenly identified by the actor. The actor's family also asked him to help stage a breakup scene so that the actor would stop thinking. Sang Zhiyue was short of money for medical treatment, so she agreed for the sake of generous remuneration, and then used her lifelong acting skills to break up with Lu Youyi. Lu Yousuo was hit hard, but he still refused to give up. After being obsessed with it for a while, he finally proposed: Let's go on a love show together. If you still want to break up after recording the show, I will agree to it. The pay for Lian Zong was high, and people around the actor repeatedly requested it. Sang Shiyue and Lu You became suspicious of Lian Zong, and they just waited to break up after recording the show. Actor Lu You suspected that he was in an accident. After waking up, he unexpectedly exposed his relationship and was about to take his lover outside the industry to a love show. Netizens are speculating a lot. They can't imagine how the vicious-tongued actor, who feels uncomfortable without quarreling for three minutes, can fall in love. Does it all depend on the doting of his partner? Actor Lu's partner must have a good temper! However, after the broadcast—— Lu Youyi stayed close to Sang Shiyue, and was extremely attentive and enthusiastic. Half of the ten sentences he said were love words. On the contrary, Sang Shiyue's reaction was mediocre and he always refused Lu Youyi's concern. Netizen: Dumbfounded. Jpg #This love brain is definitely not our Actor Lu! #Bactor Lu's partner has a very good temper #It's not appropriate to have an awkward scene in public, so the young couple went back to bed to make a fuss! During the love affair, Lu Yousu was considerate and caring in every possible way. Sang Shiyue could only remind herself a few times that Lu Yousuo was like this because of amnesia and misunderstanding. They had never really been in love, and they would break up after the love affair. However, after the show ended, Sang Shiyue unexpectedly learned that Lu Yousuo's amnesia had actually recovered before he started on the love drama. During their relationship, everything they said and did came from Lu Yousu's sincerity. The initial misunderstanding of amnesia originated from a secret love that had been buried for many years.
Finished with flowers (≧?≦)/
Finished with flowers. I wish the author good luck and good health in the Year of the Snake.
Finished scattering flowers [spreading flowers][spreading flowers] Love each other forever