Sword Cultivators Are Not Allowed to Play Games [Full-Dive]
A completed novel by my bestie, Focus-Colored Orca. It's so good!
My upcoming novels, No One Told Me the Male Lead Could Read Minds! and I Transmigrated into the Beast World to Build Civilization, have their blurbs at the end.
*Novel blurb
After cultivating for ten thousand years, she finally took human form, only for a bolt of heavenly lightning to strike Xige, a jade spirit, and send her into the body of a pitiful girl abandoned in the interstellar age.
The good news: her natural spiritual power came with her. As a jade spirit, she could communicate with all things and nurture living beings.
The bad news: this body was too weak, and her spiritual power was sealed.
In this era, countless people suffered from spiritual contamination. The warriors were tormented by it and could only rely on spirit healers to fight back.
And the abilities of the only people who could resist the contamination were remarkably similar to her spiritual power.
Looking at the planets in ruins and the warriors suffering so terribly,
when she learned that spirit healers could only use their abilities with jade,
Xige sighed. Fine, she couldn't abandon her old trade. It was just jade, after all. She was jade herself!
Humans, don't panic. Don't be afraid. Your Jade is here!
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From a pitiful girl on a garbage planet to the top applicant to a military academy, and then to the most renowned spirit healer in the interstellar world, every step Xige took landed right on the eyeballs of those who had looked down on her.
They went from looking down on her and refusing to believe in her, thinking it humiliating to be treated by a spirit healer from a garbage planet, to lining up with numbered tickets in hand just for a chance to have Xige heal them. All Xige could say was, "I liked you better when you were arrogant and unruly."
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The war between humanity and the insect race had lasted for hundreds of years, so long that people thought it would go on forever.
Until one day, a girl appeared out of nowhere. She seemed to have been born with the ability to counter spiritual contamination, and finding jade came naturally to her. Being by her side felt like basking in the light of the Jade God.
Warriors: Great Jade God, let me snuggle up to you!
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A little scene:
During one mission, Xige and a group of warriors suffering from S-rank spiritual contamination were trapped together. They had already used up all their jade.
Everyone was worried sick, afraid that by the time help arrived, their top spirit healer would have been torn to pieces.
But when the main force finally arrived, they found a group of people sprawled all over the place.
One person was clinging to Xige with a dazed look, rubbing against her as they said, "Girl, you smell so good~~"
Upcoming novel: No One Told Me the Male Lead Could Read Minds! [Apocalypse]
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Yun Qiao transmigrated into the body of a cannon-fodder character with the same name in an Apocalypse novel she had just finished reading. She had exactly one line.
To avoid being written out as soon as she appeared, Yun Qiao quickly came to a decision. She had to cling to the male lead!
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Thinking of how the male lead would become the number one person in the Apocalypse, with everyone around him rising to success and surviving, Yun Qiao decided to stay true to herself and diligently play the role of his lackey.
The male lead kills zombies, she hands him a weapon.
The male lead scavenges supplies, she carries the bags.
The male lead takes a shower, she keeps watch...
Then the original heroine appeared, and Yun Qiao covered her mouth and screamed silently.
"My perfect couple is finally together!"
"They're being sweet! They're being sweet! I'm so full of dog food, how am I supposed to eat dinner?"
"Ahhhhh! Are they going to kiss?"
Huh? Wait, something's wrong. Why did the male lead leave the heroine and come over to her?
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In his previous life, Qi Han was betrayed and died among a horde of zombies. He had seen through human nature, and never expected to return to the time before the Apocalypse. This time, though, there was a new variable in his world.
He could hear a girl's thoughts. The first time she saw him, she was already thinking, "Your leading man is here!"
At first, he was curious about why he could hear only her thoughts. Then he realized she didn't belong here. But all he wanted was to keep her by his side, and pray for the gods to let their gaze linger on him a little longer, and then a little longer still.
Then the heroine Yun Qiao had talked about appeared, and everything fell into chaos.
Listening to Yun Qiao's wild imaginings, Qi Han sighed helplessly.
"Yun Qiao, you're such a blockhead you wouldn't even sink if I threw you into the water!"
What am I supposed to do with you?
Yun Qiao: ???
No One Told Me the Male Lead Could Read Minds!
A girl with an overactive inner monologue and a slow-to-the-draw heart × a cool guy who stays calm and composed, then falls in love and talks himself into it
Upcoming novel: I Transmigrated into the Beast World to Build Civilization
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Facing a speeding truck, Yun Lan knew she was done for.
But she never expected to transmigrate, much less into the ancient age of beastfolk!
Confronted with a crowd of talking wild beasts, Yun Lan squeezed her eyes shut. Thanks, but no thanks. Her heart was dead.
But when she saw a bunch of fluffy creatures wagging their tails and twitching their ears at her, Yun Lan jolted upright on her deathbed. Maybe she could still be saved!
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Every beastfolk lived in a tribe of their own kind, but some tribes would drive out their weaker members.
Luoyun Tribe was made up of beastfolk who had been driven from their tribes. They banded together to keep one another warm.
When Yun Lan fell from the sky, they thought another member of their kind had appeared.
But they never expected this pitiful girl, who couldn't transform,
to lead them to new sources of food,
help them evade natural disasters,
build a new home,
and turn them into the strongest tribe!
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Lancheng was the city every tribe wanted to live in. No one there had to worry about running out of food or natural disasters. They said its houses were made of stones bestowed by the gods, impervious to torrential rain and lightning. It was the ideal city in every beastfolk's heart.
They said Lancheng's ruler was a beastfolk who couldn't transform, yet had become an object of admiration to all beastfolk through the wisdom bestowed by the gods.
At that very moment, the ruler of Lancheng was happily squinting as she ate wild fruit with one hand and petted a fluffy creature with the other.
Theme: The world is beautiful!
Congratulations on the ending [Spread flowers] I will always follow your wife! [Hold your thighs] [Hold your thighs] I want to read the next book, Mind Reading, please 🐶🌹
When will the new article be published 😭 😭
Congratulations on the completion!!!! 💪 💪 Looking forward to the next one [Calico Cat Head] 🐰 Thank you to heaven, thank you to earth, and thank you for your hard work~
Madam, when will you come back? How is your hand? 😣 Today is my birthday, can you wish me a happy birthday?
Madam, you are finally back!!! Are you actually injured? You must be safe [scared]
Madam, where have you been? QAQQQQ🥺🥺🥺
Oh my god, the emperor really has a problem.
Sure enough, Your Majesty has a problem 🍉 💪
Damn it, haven't they been corrupted by the Zerg since the emperor?
Madam, why are you missing? 5555 Update soon 🥺🥺🥺