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[A father-type attacker who is cold to the outside world but possessive internally x a squeamish and idiotic merman who loves to eat and play]
The interstellar Prime Minister Pei Cangming was assassinated and ended up living on an unknown planet.
The place was full of dangers and star beasts were raging. He was seriously injured and fell into the deep sea. He thought he would definitely die, but he didn't expect that a pair of sapphire-like eyes suddenly appeared in front of him.
"Hey, human, can you cook grilled fish?"
This was the first sentence Pei Cangming heard after waking up on the shore.
The young man in front of him had silver hair, blue eyes, and a body with a fish tail. He belonged to the non-human category at first glance.
Pei Cangming felt that his world view had been strongly impacted: "... Who are you?"
The little mermaid tilted her head: "My name is Yu Suisui. Do you know how to cook grilled fish? If not, I will throw you to the bottom of the sea to feed the fish."
Pei Cangming, who has only drank nutrient solution for decades: (Silence) (Lighting a fire) (Start grilling fish)
Then, with the expectant eyes of the little mermaid, she handed over the first charcoal fish in her life.
Yu Suisui, who didn't know the sinister nature of people's hearts, couldn't wait to take a bite and took a bite. Then he let out a "poof" and said loudly:
"Human, you are so brave, you actually want to poison the fish!"
Such dark craftsmanship made Yu Yu very dissatisfied, but because this was the only human he picked up on the planet, Yu Suisui decided to let him go and let him be his cook instead.
So, the interstellar Prime Minister Pei Cangming began a life of fish farming on Lone Star.
He originally wanted to fool this greedy little fish, but it turned out that the fish was not only fond of eating, but also picky about food, and was also very delicate.
"How can you feed fish something like seabed mud?" Fish Suisui angrily threw a piece of seabed garbage over to break up the nutrient solution.
Pei Cangming, who eats nutrient solution like seabed mud every day: "... I just eat it."
Then he turned around and started studying how to dry small fish.
As the days passed, Pei Cangming became more and more proficient in fish farming. From grilling fish to sashimi, to combing the fish's hair, washing their faces, and sewing clothes, he was proficient in almost everything.
Even after buying the right to use this planet for five hundred years, Pei Cangming intensified his pursuit of Yu Suisui every day.
"Don't run around the house barefoot!"
"Don't drink Coke from the refrigerator!"
"Don't go to the fish tank to sleep in the middle of the night!"
After hearing the last words, Yu Suisui stuck out his tongue at him: "Why? I don't want it. Fish should sleep in the water."
Pei Cangming took the fish into his arms and said, "Then tonight, I will sleep in the water with you."
He gritted his teeth and secretly increased the pronunciation of the word "sleep".
Purpose: Protect marine life