The ancient god was bored and happened upon a life-simulation game called Douluo Dalu, so he clicked on it. He never expected to end up split into pieces.
Here, you'll see that
The world doesn't revolve around the Tang Sect and Shrek.
The Pope's young saint
Qian Renxue's kitty
Tang San's nemesis and the unspeakable secrets between them
The devoted father Di Tian worrying himself sick over his little dragon
Huo Yuhao's childhood friend going around causing trouble
And much, much more
(Things to note: First, the ancient god's secret identities aren't the ancient god. They're independent individuals. (Important!!!)
Second, there may be relationships between men and between men and women, but each secret identity has only one true love. The secret identities may be of different genders, and so may the people they fall for.
Third, there will be secret identities falling for different people, because the ancient god doesn't control them. They're more or less creations of the ancient god, and they're all different people.
Fourth, this is a self-indulgent work written for my own enjoyment.
Fifth, if you're strict about accuracy, please move on. My writing is elementary-school level, so don't yell at me.)
Theme: Believe in yourself