The Cursed Game That's So Fun It Makes You Go Pumi

On April 1, 20XX, a full-dive game officially launched, with crossovers featuring hit anime like Jujutsu Kaisen and Bungo Stray Dogs, giving ACG fans around the world a home of their own. Some people announced they were going to live in the game, and as it turned out, they really did. [Gojo's perspective] Over the last couple of days, a huge number of students had flooded into Jujutsu High. Sorcerers, once so scarce they were practically endangered, had suddenly become more common than ants on the ground. Gojo investigated thoroughly but got nowhere, so he decided to wait and see. “Sensei, Sensei, do you have any missions you can give us?” Gojo figured these so-called missions had to be part of a scheme targeting him. “Sensei, Sensei, what kind of guys do you like?” Gojo suspected this was a way of probing for a weakness they could use against the strongest. “Sensei, Sensei, can I touch your huge boobs?” Gojo decided that after thinking all that, he was even more of an idiot than the players. Later, he got to watch what had been going on around Geto, who had gone away to work a few years earlier. “Leader, Leader, I wanna have 10,086 little monkeys for you, ooh ooh!” “Everyone, bring offerings to Leader Geto! Join the Foxy Cult, and the Fox will call you Sato for life! Become an honored stand-in, enjoy forbidden thrills that'll make your toes curl! You can't lose!” Gojo: “Hahahahahahahahahaha, Geto, this is what you get! Hahahahahahaha!!!” Geto: “...” Geto: “Heh, right back at you.” Later, Gojo got hold of an admin System plugin. Once it was installed, he could assign missions to players. This was a great opportunity. With the System, he could make the most of the players to accomplish his goals while minimizing the risks. After careful thought, Gojo assigned a mission to the players in his faction. [Mission Notice: Capture a player from another faction at random, deliver a random line, successfully charm them (this skill cannot be replaced), and recruit them as a Gojo-faction mole, owo.] Players: ??? Players: Wait, do we have to use Charm? Tokyo, the streets, a clash between two players. Player A: “Dude, don't do this. You're built like a bull, so a pencil skirt really isn't for you. Please, have mercy on my eyes...” Player B (smirks seductively) (pretends not to hear) (checks cheat sheet): “Mmm, your sweat smells like a lie~ You totally love it, don't you! I've seen right through your little playing-hard-to-get act, oh ho ho ho~” Player A: “Huh???” Over time, the sight of muscular men in gal-style outfits (?) randomly harassing innocent citizens on the streets of Tokyo became an urban legend. Gojo, who had successfully harassed a player: thumbs-up.jpg Tips: 1. Mainly from Gojo's perspective and the perspective of players in Gojo's faction. 2. A little ensemble cast. 3. Delightfully daily updates after it goes premium. 4. Here's another story on the same theme, a Fourth Calamity novel from the players' perspective: The Bungo Game Is So Fun It Makes Me Go Mwah Mwah (What! This little underdog story has a whole series now?!). Theme: Love life and actively enjoy its beauty.