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Xiao Chen is a gifted genius who takes life as it comes, cool on the outside but warm within. He wakes up inside a book as a cannon-fodder character with the same name, a cold-blooded, arrogant, greedy, and cruel man.
Then:
Han Wenxuan, who has always disliked him and values propriety above all, suddenly wants to elope with him.
Li Qinghong, reserved and refined, and never one to seek out company, spends all day hovering around him and trying to please him.
Yan Zhang, the ruthless, scheming villain, stops thinking about how to kill the protagonist and puts all his cunning into figuring out how to keep running into Xiao Chen...
But the strangest of all is Xie Yuanjia, the overpowered hero. The two of them are so in sync they seem like one person. He always comes to Xiao Chen's aid at just the right moment and fulfills his every need. It's no exaggeration to say that if Xiao Chen wants to use the latrine, Xie Yuanjia will have the paper ready in advance!
So...
Xie Yuanjia gazes at the bewildered Xiao Chen with eyes full of affection. He's been making it this obvious, so how can Xiao Chen still treat him like a brother?
Xiao Chen looks at Xie Yuanjia innocently with wide eyes. To have a brother so perfectly in tune with him, what more could he ask for in life!
What Xiao Chen doesn't know is that Xie Yuanjia is so in sync with him because he can see the System, and whenever it appears, he can briefly hear Xiao Chen's thoughts.
After helping Xiao Chen complete another task one day, the System suddenly announces: [Congratulations, Host. You now have 9,999 points. Just one more point, and you'll be able to open the passage back to the real world.]
Only then does Xie Yuanjia realize that Xiao Chen has been doing tasks because he wants to leave. His gaze at the System instantly turns icy, as if he might crush it into dust right there.
Before Xiao Chen can celebrate, the System hurriedly says: [Bug. Suspending task rewards.]
Xiao Chen: ???
Only then does the murderous look fade from Xie Yuanjia's eyes. No longer able to hide his love, he gently wraps an arm around Xiao Chen's waist and whispers by his ear, "A Chen, you owe me so many favors. I'm afraid it'll take the rest of your life to repay them."
"Huh?" Before Xiao Chen can react, Xie Yuanjia forcefully seals his lips with a kiss.
Xiao Chen: !!!
[Bonus Scene]
Married life
Xie: Xiao Chen, I have something to tell you. Don't get mad.
Xiao: Hmm? Go ahead.
Xie: Actually, I can see the System, and every time it appears, I can hear your thoughts.
Xiao pauses, then smiles. "Sect Leader Xie, guess what I'm thinking right now?"
Xie sees the words above Xiao's head: Go sleep in the study, go sleep in the study, go sleep in the study.
Scheming, lovesick fox-type seme x coolheaded, rational little-bunny uke
1. Both are pure and devoted to each other.
2. Marriage first, love later. The seme falls first.
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Blurb:
Li Youyang, Lord Chengyan of Yunshan Sect, is a notorious rich fool in the cultivation world. Li Youyang, the Lord of the Guanhe Sword Sect known as the Divine Lord Youyang, was the cultivation world's greatest wronged man, forced to his death by the machinations of his most prized disciple.
The Divine Lord Youyang, who had already died, never expected to return to the mortal world, much less to become the same-named fool Lord Chengyan, someone he'd always looked down on.
When he was reborn in this body, the fool had just spent a fortune to force the peerless genius Bei Liyuan to become his disciple.
Having learned his lesson, Li Youyang has no interest in teaching his disciples. He plans to fake his death at the first opportunity and live a quiet life. To avoid being found out, he imitates Lord Chengyan, granting his disciples' every request and spending money like water:
First disciple: Master, I need an eighth-grade immortal herb to break through. The Immortal Treasures Pavilion is auctioning one.
Li Youyang waves his hand grandly: Buy it.
Second disciple: Master, I've got my eye on a protective armor.
Li Youyang doesn't even blink: Buy it.
Third disciple: Master, I've had bad luck gambling for treasures lately and owe some money.
Li Youyang: Pay it off.
Youngest disciple Bei Liyuan: Master, I...
Before he can finish, Li Youyang hands him the storeroom key. "Help yourself. If it's not enough, tell me. I'll figure something out."
What Li Youyang doesn't know is that the same-named fool only pretended to be generous to his disciples in front of outsiders. In private, every time he gave them spirit stones, he made them pay an even higher price in return.
As time passes, Li Youyang, who had originally planned to fake his death and disappear, suddenly realizes he may not need to leave after all:
The pills his first disciple makes for him nearly nourish his destined-to-never-build-a-foundation good-for-nothing body all the way to ascension!
The armor his second disciple makes for him leaves a mighty demon-world expert so drained of spiritual energy that he can't lay a finger on Li Youyang, and he cries to the heavens in fury!
The spirit puppet his third disciple makes for him takes down in one move the so-called immortal-sect big shot ranked seventh in combat power on the Xuantian List, who had been showing off in front of him!
Most absurd of all is his youngest disciple, Bei Liyuan. While Li Youyang is asleep, Bei Liyuan secretly signs a life pact with him, pledging to protect him with his own life. From then on, no one else is allowed within ten feet of Li Youyang!
And that's not all. The boy even wants to help him bathe and dress, make his bed, and warm it for him?
Li Youyang always thought they had changed because of his money. Only in the end does he realize that what they want is him...
Good-for-nothing, adored by everyone, slow-witted uke x scheming, devoted-dog seme who's jealous and timid about confessing
1. After the Divine Lord Youyang's original disciples became obsessed with him following his death, they pursue him and face-slapping awaits them.
2. They are absolutely devoted to each other.
3. A sweet story with no angst.
Theme: Get back up where you fell.
It feels very strange, why would an ancient cultivator impose so many restrictions on men and their wives? This was not the case in the three-dimensional ancient times. I can't figure out whether he approves Nantong (but if he divorces his wife, he will even have his spiritual veins destroyed), or he doesn't approve (but he must be responsible for getting married after accidentally sleeping). There are no restrictions such as marriage contracts or heavenly vows, saying that if you break the contract or rape the partner, your cultivation will be damaged, and there will be no bloodline disputes. It would be reasonable to say that this upright and upright cultivator thinks that men are immoral, but he wants men to get married directly and then imposes a huge restriction on divorce. Is this a way to reversely limit the frequency of appearances in Nantong?
Starting today, it will be updated every day at around 8 o'clock in the morning. Six Thousand 🤩 new articles will be pre-acquired "Thousands of People Think Master Just Wants to Be a Salted Fish". If you like it, you can collect it! [Let me be healthy]
? ? ? Han, he is really, actually if he doesn't do these naughty things, he would still be quite lovable, but now that he looks at it, his behavior is really low [cracked]
Became an aggressive dog licker
"Xie Yuanjia" gave the author a big bug~
Yanzhang
Throw flowers! ! !
2024.12.30..15:10
Fascinating to some extent
It's very beautiful, why don't anyone see it? [Transformed] There is also a comment below by the author saying that he wants to write something a bit sadistic. I hope he will be gentle 😭 😭 😭
"Ear" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
bait
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The Long Road to Winning My Master's Heart
It feels very strange, why would an ancient cultivator impose so many restrictions on men and their wives? This was not the case in the three-dimensional ancient times. I can't figure out whether he approves Nantong (but if he divorces his wife, he will even have his spiritual veins destroyed), or he doesn't approve (but he must be responsible for getting married after accidentally sleeping). There are no restrictions such as marriage contracts or heavenly vows, saying that if you break the contract or rape the partner, your cultivation will be damaged, and there will be no bloodline disputes. It would be reasonable to say that this upright and upright cultivator thinks that men are immoral, but he wants men to get married directly and then imposes a huge restriction on divorce. Is this a way to reversely limit the frequency of appearances in Nantong?
Starting today, it will be updated every day at around 8 o'clock in the morning. Six Thousand 🤩 new articles will be pre-acquired "Thousands of People Think Master Just Wants to Be a Salted Fish". If you like it, you can collect it! [Let me be healthy]
? ? ? Han, he is really, actually if he doesn't do these naughty things, he would still be quite lovable, but now that he looks at it, his behavior is really low [cracked]
Became an aggressive dog licker
"Xie Yuanjia" gave the author a big bug~ Yanzhang
Throw flowers! ! ! 2024.12.30..15:10
Fascinating to some extent
It's very beautiful, why don't anyone see it? [Transformed] There is also a comment below by the author saying that he wants to write something a bit sadistic. I hope he will be gentle 😭 😭 😭
"Ear" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ bait
Grass, this is too vicious