What's Wrong with Players Talking Dirty?

- I'm a player. I love talking trash. - Unfortunately, this bad habit came with me into the new full-dive game world, Ninja World: Wind and Clouds. So... It was no surprise that I became a trash-talk master in this ninja world of cutthroat competition, where you have to compete for your life every day. _ Back when I first started at the ninja academy Me: Let him be strong, I'll be the King of Slacking Sakumo Hatake, who was my deskmate at the time: ... - While carrying out missions later on Me: Study ninjutsu for a career, graduate and become a corporate drone Sakumo Hatake, who was my teammate at the time: ... - Then, when I took part in the Second Ninja War Me: Trash men breathe, trash women go clubbing, straight men love little girls, straight women love abs, but I'm different Sakumo Hatake, who was my partner at the time: I'm a parrot. Me: ... Me: Huh?? Latest help post from Konoha's Intelligence Division: What do we do? Years of trash talk have finally driven our quiet, dependable teammate to mutate! This is urgent, urgent, urgent!!! Reading Guide: 1. Pairing: Konoha's White Fang 2. A feel-good power fantasy 3. Blurb screenshotted on 10.30 Theme: May peace spread to every corner of the world