Uh... All right, it all started because her luck was so good it made people jealous and resentful.
What she really wants to say is: "Don't mess with me. I'll make you spit blood." And, "I'm really not useless!"
So all she has to do is make a familiar face in the Hokage world, where there are tons of cannon fodder, then live a life even more peaceful than Shikamaru's, harbor ambitions even greater than Naruto's, and maybe swap some tips with Jiraiya about how to "take someone down"... That's all she needs...
It turned out to be a sofa... The author would like to thank you for more updates~O(_)O~