General Gu arranged a blind date for his favorite student. The date was at a place on East Bridge Street called... a disco?
Qiao Ze doubted heaven and earth, but never suspected that the old general had mixed up the numbers.
Resigned to his fate, he walked into a disco that had nothing to do with him, and a dazzling flash of red caught his eye.
Talisa was dancing up a storm onstage. She spotted Qiao Ze out of the corner of her eye, froze in shock, then stumbled off the stage.
"Why are you here?" Talisa shrieked. "The old man said you were supposed to be a sweet, cute, fragrant omega!"
Qiao Ze said nothing, his face as expressionless as ever.
Talisa fumed. "I'd sooner jump off this stage than date a deadpan guy like you!"
The moment she finished speaking, an energy field swept over them, and everyone within a hundred miles dropped like dumplings into a post-apocalyptic zombie world.
They could put their bickering on hold. Keeping the residents safe was the priority!
So Talisa bravely fought the enemy, charging in and out seven times. She smashed zombie heads in the most badass fashion, all while winking at the pretty little omegas who had gone pale with fright.
The omegas marveled, "Oh my god, she's so cool! She winked at me!"
Qiao Ze said coldly, "You're imagining things. She just got sand in her eye."
At the same time, he frowned, held his breath, and took half a step back, maintaining an awkward yet polite social distance.
Watching this scene, everyone else thought: Tsk, tsk, tsk. Those two are definitely sworn enemies!
But half a month later...
Qiao Ze, expressionless: "Miss Talisa, I like you very much. Please marry me."
Thinking her nemesis was deliberately messing with her, Talisa made up an answer on the spot. "There are already 222 people lined up to pursue me. Take your time waiting!"
Another half month passed. Talisa had just barely escaped a horde of zombies, and she still hadn't cleaned the blood and scraps of flesh off herself. As she sped away in her car, Qiao Ze took out a little notebook and a ring he'd made himself.
"Miss Talisa, all 222 people who pursued you before me are dead. Now it's my turn. Please marry me."
Talisa: "..."
My deadpan nemesis confessed to me. What do I do? Waiting for answers, hurry, hurry, hurry!
[Flirts and runs off, charismatic and knows it, overpowered and unhinged queen X Weirdly imaginative, expressionless when flirted with but heart pounding, cool and aloof guy]
[Reader's Guide]
1. This is a companion story to The Inferior Human Completion Plan, about Sister Sha and A-Ze in a zombie scenario, where sworn enemies end up together.
2. This is a gender-bender story, with the plot and romance split evenly. It has an ABO setting, with a female top and a male virgin. Sister Sha is an alpha, and A-Ze is a beta. Neither can smell the other's pheromones, but they are deeply attracted to each other, especially A-Ze. He absolutely adores her.
3. Sister Sha has always been serious about love, but she's casual about that sort of thing. Combined with her tribal background (see the companion story for details), she has a bit of a promiscuous streak (?). Sister Sha sometimes talks dirty and can be rather rough, so please take note if that bothers you!
4. A delicious mix of bittersweet and sweet, with a happy ending full of twists and turns.
5. Hehe! I'm just writing for fun!
Theme: Humanity's anthem is an anthem of courage.
