The Goofball Player Brings Peace to the Cultivation World [Book Transmigration]

Lin Yanxi wins first prize and is transported into a novel set in a xianxia world. The organizers tell him he is here to experience life, and can also improve his Chinese skills along the way.

A stress-free experience? Sounds great, and in a xianxia world, no less! Time to ride a flying sword!

He is practically bursting with excitement when he spots the Sword Elder angrily scolding the inner-sect disciples.

[Plot: Because of the inner-sect disciples' mistake, the sword-forging furnace was destroyed, and the Sword Elder was furious.]

Lin Yanxi: "I get it. 'Furious' is an exaggeration meaning the elder is very angry... Maybe it's a metaphor?"

The very next second, the Sword Elder really explodes.

In the literal sense.

Lin Yanxi: ???

Wait, what? Where did that go wrong?

*

From that day on, the entire cultivation world starts getting weird.

[Plot: The senior brother loses a match and sheds broad-noodle tears.]

Everyone stares at the huge basket of rice noodles in front of the senior brother, amazed.

"Senior Brother, are you so broke you're selling noodles now?" "Senior Brother, how did you get noodles in your eyes?"

[Plot: The sect leader sighs, thinking that the situation before him is truly hair-pulling.]

The sect leader, with his immortal bearing, stands at the top of the stairs with his hands behind his back. His flowing locks suddenly lift away from his scalp and drift slowly to the ground.

Sect Leader: ...?

Lin Yanxi: Nice.

[Friendly reminder: Visitors can raise their "literary aura" to solve the awkward phenomenon of taking words at face value.]

Lin Yanxi: "How do I raise my 'literary aura'? For example?"

[World: Please compose a poem within 10 seconds. If your score exceeds 60, the sect leader's hair can be restored. 10, 9, 8...]

Lin Yanxi: "Wait, you're asking someone who scored 55 in Chinese to write a poem?"

[5, 4, 3...]

For the sake of the sect leader's good looks, Lin Yanxi bravely opens his mouth:

"Three hundred hairs fall each day. Though not fully bald, your scalp is patchy."

Sect Leader: ?

The senior brothers and sisters, too afraid to breathe, draw in a sharp breath.

Fellow cultivators, he's so brave! He actually dares mock the sect leader's hair loss to his face!

Lin Yanxi sighs at the sky: I have sacrificed so much for peace in the xianxia world.

(A hilarious, ridiculous comedy. The blurb was screenshotted on 2023/10/27.)

Theme: Keep studying and never give up