Yan Shu died suddenly from low blood sugar after staying up all night.
She transmigrated into a melodramatic romance novel written by a terrible author.
Luckily, she was a character who wasn't even mentioned in the story.
There were two other people just as unfortunate as her.
One was named Chen Caiyun.
He was the CEO of a company.
He had also worked himself to death from too much overtime.
The other was named Song Zixia.
He was the protagonist of a power fantasy novel.
After ascending to immortality, he had flown into this world.
Who knows how many years later,
Yan Shu ran into these two poor souls.
Together, they embarked on a bizarre and fantastical journey.
They even received an invitation to attend Hogwarts.
"The three of us are celestial masters. We ought to put an end to this wizarding world's habit of speaking in riddles."
"Sure. Then our slogan is: force a kiss on Voldemort... Yanzi! Why'd you hit me again?! The east river runs dry for thirty years, then the west river for thirty years. Don't look down on a poor young man! Yan Shu, just you wait!"
"Go force a kiss on Voldemort yourself! Come on, Zixia, let's ignore him. We should tell the headmaster to clear out all the brats in this hall, or I won't be able to hold back!"
The brain-dead author wants to say: Chen Caiyun is a man, the female lead is Yan Shu, and this is a no-romance story. Remember, no romance. This story has no romance.
Theme: I got an idea, so I wrote it.
