I Won Over My Aloof Artisan Wife by Playing the Dog

Collecting favorites for my new column story, The Masked Type and the Manly Nanny [Quick Transmigration]~

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Blurb:

Lin Muye is a famous Bilibili gaming creator, known for brutal speedruns and pushing things to the limit.

His viral catchphrase: "With no women in my heart, my blade is divine."

Yet he fell in love at first sight with a cool, aloof craft blogger.

Older? Catlike? An untouchable beauty? Ha, sooner or later, she's going to be his wife!

He taught himself lacquer art to win her over by unconventional means, but an allergy to raw lacquer left him swollen like a pig's head, and he ended up trending.

His fans all applauded: "Nice one, nice one."

But Lin Muye didn't care. "A bunch of losers with no wives! What would you know?!"

Once he successfully coaxed his wife into appearing in a video, he was ready to watch his fans eat their words.

Instead, they all seemed to have collectively lost their memories. They started thirsting over his wife's looks and even shipping the two of them.

...Damn it! He'd be no gentleman if he let this go!

His wife was a little hard to pursue, but luckily, he wasn't exactly a good person either.

When he found out she was a dog lover, Lin Muye didn't even plan to stay human anymore.

Pretend to be a dog? No, he was just being himself.

"A puppy, a lovesick dog, a mad dog, a wolf pup..."

"Which kind does Teacher Qing like best?"

Hey! Wait! Why are you comparing me to an actual dog? How can I compete with that!

That's not fair! (bristles) (bristles) (puppy droops sadly)

Theme: Reviving the glory of lacquer art is a puppy's duty, no questions asked!