I Want My Mary Sue! [GB]

My new novel next door is now available. If you're interested, tap the star above to bookmark it. [Content warnings: Mary Sue, ABO, gender-bender, irresistible heroine, chaotic love-triangle showdowns] Inspired by a memo written late at night on March 5, 2022 (searchable on Weibo). * First-person narration, lots of one-sided crushes (emphasis, take note). * The heroine is a deranged, chaotic troublemaker and a born aristocrat with an appallingly low moral baseline. * Don't bring your brain or your worldview into this. I wrote it during my most unhinged chuunibyou phase. * 24-karat pure scum. Our motto: Get men!!! * 48-hour anti-piracy delay, a stable three chapters per day, and chapter comments are open. * You can devour it every day (I'll take a day off if something comes up). Yuan Li is sick, seriously sick, though it's not exactly an illness. She's a scumbag. After Yuan Li has tempted fate countless times and survived against all odds, everyone looks at the heartless Yuan Li, who keeps flirting with people, and sighs: Thank goodness she's an Alpha, not a Beta or an Omega. [If we weren't too weak to beat her...] [This scumbag would have had her legs broken ages ago!] [I'm shaking with rage, helplessly furious.gif] Yuan Li sighs too: Thank goodness I transmigrated into an Alpha... Who knew that after she'd been pursuing someone so nicely, they'd suddenly fall for her? If she'd been a Beta or an Omega, she wouldn't have had a chance to regret it! What a close call. At the thought of fighting her disgusting instincts for the rest of her life, Yuan Li hugs her skinny self. [I pursue you, you reject me. Nothing wrong with that.] [Yeah! Exactly! We're none of each other's business!] [It's not that I don't want to give everyone a home] [I just love myself more, that's all] [weak, pitiful, and helpless.jpg] - Reader's guide: * Reborn from infancy, main story in first person. * You can treat chapter one as a prologue (?). * The opening was improvised and can be skipped without affecting the story. * Female Alpha, male... not necessarily Omega. * Not an egalitarian story. The characters' values don't represent the author's. * The heroine is irresistible and adored by everyone, so beautiful she could charm the entire universe. * The whole novel is stuffed with the author's kinks. * Don't use your brain while reading this Mary Sue story, okay? (X) * All the male characters are virgins, except the husbands and a few who have exes. (There are few dirty men! I just want to torment them!) * No picking up rotten cucumbers, no taking over someone else's leftovers. Have fun and run. * No giant penises. They use spirit energy constructs. * My take on one-sided love. Feel free to argue, but don't argue about this. * Please respect the creator and don't bring up other novels in the comments. * If you're accusing me of plagiarism, bring evidence. No baseless accusations; everything here is original. * Thank you, everyone! * The author is writing a Mary Sue story. * The author is writing a Mary Sue story. * The author is writing a Mary Sue story. Synopsis screenshotted on October 24, 2023. Weibo: @NotDrinkingWineThenOnMyWayToDrinkMilkWine Next novel: I, the Poor Irresistible Female Alpha Synopsis: If you're interested, please bookmark it with the star above. First-person narration, lots of one-sided crushes. * The heroine has a flexible sense of morality and is selfish to the core. * Nonsensical deadpan jokes and a dense barrage of bad puns. * Written to indulge my kinks, not to be a grand epic. I'm a miserable Female Alpha. Other people transmigrate into the bodies of young masters and princes, young ladies and princesses. Me? I transmigrated into a frail little good-for-nothing in the slums, with dead parents, too weak to lift a hand, and an Omega older brother who supports me by scavenging. The only thing I have going for me is my face. I thought my life was over. But then I discovered that the school I attend is extraordinary. It's rigidly divided by class, and the people at the very top are all powerful aristocrats hiding in plain sight. There are quite a lot of them. I also discovered... That my brother, so I could afford to go to school and make something of myself, has secretly been doing some shady physical labor (...). Do I really have to go to this school? Turns out, I do. My brother bursts into tears and makes a scene when he hears I want to drop out, while cold rain falls around us. And I fall apart. There's no choice. If I want to live comfortably, I can only become someone's pretty boy. Just give me money. That's all I need. I don't care if I'm a substitute or if it's a fake engagement. I'm fine with anything, as long as you give me money. I'll accept the whole package. I'll take anyone who comes along. You love me, and I love you too. Just give me money. If you have money, I'll love you. I can be kind, noble, and righteous. Whatever kind of person you like, I can be that. It's just the way life has forced me to be... so stop fighting, all of you! You're pulling each other's hair out until you're bleeding, for crying out loud! * All the male characters are scumbags and virgins, except the husbands. * Sit back and watch the tigers fight. * Her only weakness is her brother (otherwise it wouldn't be fun, but she won't sacrifice her whole life for him or indulge him endlessly). * What exactly the shady physical labor is will remain a mystery for now. It relates to the later plot. * One-on-one relationships at different stages. * Finally, I hope you all enjoy reading ^_^ Premise: Everyone should have the right to pursue love.