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Introduction to this article:
During Shi Xin's sophomore year, her father was in jail and her mother remarried, and she was in debt for her senior brother's company. She worked a part-time side job to support herself. Until one day I met Mr. Luo, the cool boss.
The first time we met, someone threw a pile of cash on the car: "Do you know this?"
Shi Xin: "Online payment..."
Another stack, someone: "Stop talking nonsense! It's for one night."
Shi Xin lowered his head silently: "It won't take that much..."
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The next day, someone jumped from the balcony on the third floor with great skill.
The dormitory manager: "Isn't that thing just a man?"
Shi Xin: "No! It's garbage."
Someone:……
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Someone: "I'll support you, don't call me trash anymore."
Shi Xin: "I owe bank loans, lawyer fees, and..."
Someone: "I'm sorry, I'll rent an apartment for the rest."
Shi Xin lowered his head: "It doesn't take that much..."
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"About the fact that my host was cheated"
He is the most famous painter in Qiandu City. His skills are so miraculous that the people he draws can step out of the painting and start talking, which is a bit exaggerated (no).
On this day, he received a nude portrait of himself. The painting was like looking in a mirror. The person in the painting had a hot figure and lifelike mouth and said: "Five taels a night..."
There is another sentence: "It will be released nationwide tomorrow..."
The great painter covered his face.
That night, a group of people entered the painter's house with their faces covered and swords in hand. They took off their scarves and filled the hall with a murderous atmosphere.
Hua Xunhua: "Big... Big... Big... Big..."
The great swordsman Peng Pi, the great physician Shi Hai, the great nationalist Miao Yan, and the great general Killing Me...
Each of the adults held a nude portrait of themselves. Only a great painter could draw it. It could speak...
Come one, two, three, and say together with me: "Five taels a night..."
The great painter dejectedly took off his mask and took out his own: "It will be released nationwide tomorrow..."
The great swordsman threw his sword and stood up: "Who! Who the hell did this!!!"
Great Physician: "I'll poison his whole family!"
Daguo's hand holding the sword trembled: "I... I..."
General: "I killed him!!!"
The great painter gritted his teeth: "Together! Find it out, it's time!"
Three days later, everyone gathered at the painter's house.
Great Painter: "Everyone—
"How about... Let's sell it..."
A little bit smart, big jealous/a little goddess who only knows how to hit the ball straight
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Intention: Everything in the past is a prologue