One sentence introduction: After green tea, I reached the peak of my life
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Su Cha traveled through time and became the most disliked female supporting character in a period novel.
The original protagonist was a beautiful but useless educated youth who went to the countryside. According to the original plot, he repeatedly acted as a monster to frame the female protagonist who went to the countryside with her in an attempt to become the male protagonist, and ended miserably.
When she passed through, the original owner was about to confess her love to the male protagonist.
Su Cha:?
What good thing does this pretty boy have? He is not as good as his technician brother.
Su Cha: Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding. The one I like is obviously my second brother!
Doesn't the heroine like to have others do the work for her, and still act like she is strong?
Su Cha raised his index finger, revealing the almost non-existent wound on it: "Second brother, look, my hands were injured trying to cut the wheat, but as long as Second Brother is here, I'm not afraid at all!"
The heroine gritted her teeth: It's such a big wound, and it will heal as soon as no one sees it, and this land is your job to begin with!
How can there be anyone in the world who is more tea-loving than her? Is there anyone who cares about it!
As for the aloof male protagonist in the original text, who not only refuses to work, but also wants his second brother to help, Su Cha said that from the moment she appeared, the second brother could only work for her alone.
In order not to work, Su Cha kept talking sweet words to others, but she didn't notice that the way "second brother" looked at her was gradually changing.
The unattainable and handsome man in the original article uncharacteristically caressed her little face with a deep look in his eyes: Didn't he say he loves me the most? Continue.
Su Cha trembled: It was said to be inhumane. This is different from the plot!
The second brother is the brother of the heroine's ex-boyfriend. The heroine fell in love with the second brother after breaking up with her ex-boyfriend.
#Martial Arts, no one can stop it! #
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Please give advance notice for the new column article "Ba Yan":
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"About the fact that my host was cheated"
He is the most famous painter in Qiandu City. His skills are so miraculous that the people he draws can step out of the painting and start talking, which is a bit exaggerated (no).
On this day, he received a nude portrait of himself. The painting was like looking in a mirror. The person in the painting had a hot figure and lifelike mouth and said: "Five taels a night..."
There is another sentence: "It will be released nationwide tomorrow..."
The great painter covered his face.
That night, a group of people entered the painter's house with their faces covered and swords in hand. They took off their scarves and filled the hall with a murderous atmosphere.
Hua Xunhua: "Big... Big... Big... Big..."
The great swordsman Peng Pi, the great physician Shi Hai, the great nationalist Miao Yan, and the great general Killing Me...
Each of the adults held a nude portrait of themselves. Only a great painter could draw it. It could speak...
Come one, two, three, and say together with me: "Five taels a night..."
The great painter dejectedly took off his mask and took out his own: "It will be released nationwide tomorrow..."
The great swordsman threw his sword and stood up: "Who! Who the hell did this!!!"
Great Physician: "I'll poison his whole family!"
Daguo's hand holding the sword trembled: "I... I..."
General: "I killed him!!!"
The great painter gritted his teeth: "Together! Find it out, it's time!"
Three days later, everyone gathered at the painter's house.
Great Painter: "Everyone—
"How about... Let's sell it..."
A little bit smart, big jealous/a little goddess who only knows how to hit the ball straight
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New column article "Don't criticize me too much"
During Shi Xin's sophomore year, her father was in jail and her mother remarried, and she was in debt for her senior brother's company. She worked a part-time side job to support herself. Until one day I met Mr. Luo, the cool boss.
The first time we met, someone threw a pile of cash on the car: "Do you know this?"
Shi Xin: "Online payment..."
Another stack, someone: "Stop talking nonsense! It's for one night."
Shi Xin lowered his head silently: "It won't take that much..."
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The next day, someone jumped from the balcony on the third floor with great skill.
The dormitory manager: "Isn't that thing just a man?"
Shi Xin: "No! It's garbage."
Someone:……
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Someone: "I'll support you, don't call me trash anymore."
Shi Xin: "I owe bank loans, lawyer fees, and..."
Someone: "I'm sorry, I'll rent an apartment for the rest."
Shi Xin lowered his head: "It doesn't take that much..."
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★The Canary who works hard on acting skills × The rich second generation who spends money and money
★Sweet cohabitation + gentle confinement to pursue love
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